THE TOTAL DECIMATION OF FUCKTARDS THREAD :D

[Anonymous]

Well you know the drill, post something here and I'll get back to decimating you when I can, fucktards.

:lol

[Terra]

Perhaps if we left them the requisite milk and cookies that they are accustomed to in the "above lands," Lord? :)

[MetalMilitia]

Well you know the drill, post something here and I'll get back to decimating you when I can, fucktards.

:lol

http://www.gilbertshousefurnishers.co.uk/Stratford%20reclining%20armchair.jpg

[Anonymous]

Terra: I believe the fucktards in the "above lands" are more accustomed to dick and semen.

MetalMilitia: Hey fucktard, is there any particular reason why you posted the chair where you gave your first blow job?

:lol

[MetalMilitia]

Hey thats really funny because you saw that i posted an armchair then turned it against me by accusing me of homosexual activities.
You really are the best max...
:rolls eyes so far my optic nerves snap

[Rongi]

hey!

[WINO]

so this is the thread where the idiot twins attempt to "decimate" us, who are seemingly unworthy to be here. go on....reply like two monkeys attempting to fuck a football, with unsteadiness and misunderstanding of their pathetic lot in life....reply with fleeting fingers against your semen and vomit splattered keys, filling us with the insight which only truly enlightened people can.

p.s "fucktard" is becoming passe', can you think of any better response? your vocabulary is pretty slim....numbnuts.

[Rongi]

*highfive*

[ThisIsWitty]

OH SHIT YOU GUYS, HE CALLED METAL A FUCKTARD!!

AND THEN HE CALLED HIM A FAGGOT!!

OMG YOU GUYS MAX IS TOTALLY DECIMATING THIS GUY

[MetalMilitia]

Yea i know, just when i thought i had seen everything BAM! he calls me a fucktard. This guy is like a fountain of originality.

[Rongi]

yeah!

[Seven Force]

So this is the thread where I discuss my sex change operation, which is really nobody elses business. But i'll go on....I hope they finally give me a penis soon, so I can fuck one of the two monkeys that winked at me. I don't think it'll work out too good though, he keeps throwing his shit at me.

P.S This is my lame attempt to look cool by posting a scathing reply and I hope with all my heart that it works and that everybody likes me and thinks i'm cool because I have no friends in the real world. I have numbnuts. Wanna touch 'em? :tear

[ThisIsWitty]

Just like Max :lol

[Seven Force]

Naaaah, his is better. And i'm only going after two people.

[BlueOatmeal]

Max makes me hard!

[ThisIsWitty]

He makes me hard too!

[MetalMilitia]

Im not seeing a great deal of decimating... You suck max.

[Matt Harty]

i think rongi has won this battle!

thank you for playing

[BlueOatmeal]

I wish Max would suck me!

[Anonymous]

Hmm I think this calls for a little story! Gather around yon fucktards!
:)

SO LIKE THIS ONE TIME METAL MILITIA WAS TELLING ME ABOUT THE TIME HE GAVE HIS FIRST BLOW JOB. HE SAID HE WAS REALLY SCARED BECAUSE THIS GUY THREATENED TO SHOVE A MOP UP HIS ASS IF HE DIDN'T DO IT RIGHT. SO ANYWAY METAL SAID HE WOULD MEET HIM IN THE BASEMENT OF THEIR HIGH SCHOOL LATER. SO METAL SAID HE WENT AND TOLD WITTY HIS SITUATION AND ASKED WITTY HOW TO DO IT, BECAUSE LIKE WITTY IS THE HIGH SCHOOL FUCK SLUT AND LOVES TO GOBBLE THAT JIZZ. SO WITTY SAID HE WOULD HELP METAL OUT. SO WITTY WENT AND GOT WINO, WHO'S LIKE THE FAT ANGRY GOTH KID OF THE SCHOOL, AND SHOWED METAL HOW TO DO IT. METAL GOT KIND OF TURNED ON, ASKED IF HE COULD TRY, SO WITTY SAID OKAY. SO HE LET METAL START SUCKING WINO'S DICK, BUT WITTY SAID THAT HE WAS GONNA RIM WINO AT THE SAME TIME. SO WHILE METAL HAD WINO'S DICK IN HIS MOUTH, WITTY STARTED SLOWLY INSERTING HIS TONGUE UP HIS ASS, MAKING SURE TO GET ALL THAT SHIT OUT.
AFTER WINO JIZZED ALL OVER METAL'S FACE HE TOLD HIM THAT HE DID GOOD WORK. METAL THEN CONFESSED THAT THERE WASN'T A GUY THREATENING HIM, HE JUST WANTED TO BLOW WINO. THIS DECEPTION MADE WITTY AND WINO MAD, SO THEY PROCEEDED BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF HIM AND SHOVED A MOP UP HIS ASS, THEN ENGAGED IN THEIR USUAL SODOMY SESSION.

METAL THEN SAID HE COULDN'T BE SURE IF IT WAS THE PAIN, OR WHAT, BUT HE SAID BEFORE HE PASSED OUT, HE SAW RONGI AND BLUE OATMEAL IN THE CORNER JERKING EACH OTHER OFF TO ALL OF THIS THE WHOLE TIME.

THE END

Oh and you're all still fucktards, especially since you replied to this thread in the first place.

DECIMATED! :lol

[BlueOatmeal]

Me and Rongi! :wank

[Seven Force]

OMFG that was hilairious! Best story so far.

See Witty, this is the shit that's pure Max.

But I still want my story. :(

[WINO]

max, tell them the rest of the story....never mind, i will.

while max and sevenforce were walking back to the hidden lovenest they share, they came upon a dog violently licking it's balls. max turns to sevenforce and says "man, i wish i could do that!", sevenforce ,staring in disbelief, turns to max and replied "you should pet him first"......the rest is too disgusting even for this thread.

[ThisIsWitty]

MAX YOU SHOULD PUBLISH THAT SEX STORY I HEAR PEOPLE LIKE TO READ THOSE!1

Oh, and you also replied in this thread.

SO I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU A FUCKTARD :LOL

[Anonymous]

OKAY SO LIKE ONE TIME SEVENFORCE WAS TELLING ME ABOUT HOW HE WANTED TO GO TO THE PROM WITH BLUE OATMEAL. WELL AS ANYONE WILL TELL YOU, BLUE AND RONGI WERE GOING TOGETHER AT THE TIME. I MEAN THERE WAS NO DEBATE ABOUT IT AFTER THEY POSTED PICS OF THEMSELVES JERKING EACH OTHER OFF ON THE SCHOOL INTERNET SYSTEM. (I THOUGHT IT FUCKING SUCKED, BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T GET SUSPENDED, YET I DID BECAUSE I WAS PLAYING DOOM 3!) ANYWAY SEVENFORCE WAS LIKE IN COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH BLUE, SO HE MADE A PLAN TO GET HIS MAN. SEVENFORCE STOLE ONE OF HIS MOM'S OUTFITS SHE GOT FROM VICTORIA'S SECRET FOR PLUS SIZED WOMEN AND WORE IN UNDERNEATH HIS CLOTHES THAT DAY. THEN HE GOT BLUE OATMEAL ALONE AND SAID HE WANTED TO SHOW HIM SOMETHING IN THE BASEMENT (THERE'S LIKE NOBODY DOWN THERE AT LUNCH TIME) SO BLUE FOLLOWED HIM AND THEN IT HAPPENED SEVENFORCE RIPPED HIS CLOTHES OFF AND BLUE OATMEAL WAS GREETED WITH THE SIGHT OF SEVEN'S OVERWEIGHT HALF NAKED BODY. THE PIECES OF FAT SQUEEZING THROUGH THE LACE DROVE BLUE OATMEAL WILD! HE COULDN'T CONTAIN HIMSELF, AND PROCEEDED TO BEND HIM OVER, AND SEVEN FELT THE FORCE THAT DAY AND IT WAS EVERYTHING HE HAD DREAMED ABOUT! THE CARESS, PAIN, AND FLOW OF JIZZ FILLING HIS PROSTATE WAS SO EXILERATING TO HIM! THEY ENDED UP FALLING ASLEEP IN THAT BASEMENT BOTH KNOWING THEY FOUND TRUE LOVE.

LATER WITTY RATTED THEM OUT SINCE HE WAS JERKING OFF AND WATCHING THE ENTIRE TIME AND RONGI KICKED SEVENFORCE'S ASS, BUT HE COULD NEVER EVER TAKE THAT MAGICAL DAY AWAY FROM HIM.

THE END

:lol

[Anonymous]

Wino: Fucktard you got your fucking lame ass handed to you by 7force for fuck's sake, that pretty makes you only one step up from Father Spaz. No more talking from you fucktard.

Witty: Nope. I created the thread and you predicatable fucktards came running. My replies are simply reminding you of what fucking mindless fucktards you all are.

:lol

[BlueOatmeal]

I'm so godamn fucking serious Max, I am in love with you and your stories. I haven't had a hard-on this massive with out shoving candles in my ass first!

[Seven Force]

max, tell them the rest of the story....never mind, i will.

while max and sevenforce were walking back to the hidden lovenest they share, they came upon a dog violently licking it's balls. max turns to sevenforce and says "man, i wish i could do that!", sevenforce ,staring in disbelief, turns to max and replied "you should pet him first"......the rest is too disgusting even for this thread.

:lol

You're such a fucking loser. You're too much of a pussy to post the rest of your damned story, so i'll finish it.

---------------------------------------

Max was about to approach the dog, then, Seven Force and Max heard a rustling in the bushes...

Then WINO pounced on the dog! The dog started to yelp in pain as WINO jammed his dick into the innocent dog, scared and confused about what was going on. WINO had a look of pure perversion on his face, his eyes crossed and his sweat dripping off his horrible ance. Audible *flaps* could be heard as his rolls of fat slapped against each other with each pelvic thrust.

ROTFL, Max and Seven Force looked on with disgust.

Max: I told you that fucktard fucks animals.

Seven Force: My eyes! Please make the pain go away. :(

Upon leaving that horrible scene, they both went their separate, heterosexual ways. >: There was no lovenest, it was a clever ruse to unleash WINO's perverted sexual energy on a lonely forest dog.

And on this day, years later, on the some say you can still hear the dogs yelps of pain, WINO's belly fat slapping, and his erotic grunts of pleasure.

And that is the story of WINO's 14th birthday. Fucktard.

:lol

[ThisIsWitty]

so then terra was like no way seven Max is mine man all the way man come on and seven was like no way hes my man and i love hm and so then they both likesd max now

[Anonymous]

SevenFagsInAUrinal, don't quote somebody and then 'lol' at it for the entirely of your post. Deleted.

In addition, you have sex with sink spickets.

[Seven Force]

Sorry. :(

[Anonymous]

You like the victorian handles best because it looks naughty.

[ThisIsWitty]

SevenForce is the new Mubert way to go

[Esuohlim]

http://www.knology.net/~mwarren/images/virteen.jpg

[Anonymous]

Actually WINO is the new Mubert. Sevenforce is the new ThisIsWitty and you're the new Father Spaz.

Still means one thing. You're all fucktards! :lol

[Anonymous]

Milhouse: So do you go by strongbad4500 or tomedix on that board?

:lol

[kellychaos]

Well you know the drill, post something here and I'll get back to decimating your can, fucktards.

:lol

[MetalMilitia]

Nope. I created the thread and you predicatable fucktards...


oh the irony is killing me. You have got to be one of the most predictible people on this board max, infact your posts can be summed up with a simple forumla.

IF personabove = dislike then madmax.post = "fucktard" Else
IF personabove = Sp@z Then madmax.post = "Move to mock wars"

IF peronabove = handed.ass.to.max.on.previous.page then
Caps = true
Madmax.post = "[Remark accusing above person of bieng 'teh ghay' and sucking one or more cocks]"

IF all else fails Then edit.quote

[Anonymous]

Yes you're right, Mad Max I am a predictable fucktard, my lame insults towards you show no imagination. I was just trying to be cool, I need acceptance so bad. I thought by insulting you, that everyone else here would like me, but instead I got my ass handed to me and I just proved what a ghey cock sucker I am.

AND THEN SO LIKE METAL MILITIA SUCKED KELLYCHAOS COCK AND THE JIZZ SPLATTERED ALL OVER HIS FUCKTARD FACE. AND IT WAS PURE HEAVEN TO HIM BECAUSE HE IS TEH GHEY.

THE END

DECIMATED!

:lol

[MetalMilitia]

Yes, i just hope that one day i can think up such witty insults as you max. I mean it must take some serious comedy talent to come up with words such as 'fucktard' and..... umm.... .. 'fucktard'.

[soundtest]

you're just as repetitious as mad max but he does it in a way that is far less tedious.


and just a quick fyi i used that avatar here already and when i stole it from another board two months ago it was already lame.

[Esuohlim]

oh the irony is killing me. You have got to be one of the most predictible people on this board max

We've already gone over this to death.

[WINO]

max, i reckon you can be another bitch addition to the ol' WINO stable.....now, wash my drawers!

anyone who can orally manipulate a dogs genitals, w/o embarassment or guilt....can manipulate mine as well.

don't make me slap ya again.

[Terra]

Daddy? Is that you?? :chatter

[Anonymous]

MetalMilitia: Really Fucktard, if you think you're saying shit that hasn't been said to me before, you're more of a fucking moronic unoriginal dicksnot than I thought. Stop embarassing yourself fucktard.

WINO: Need I remind your fucktard ass once again that you got fucking verbally raped by fuckin' 7force? You're the fuckin new forum fuck bitch if you haven't realized it yet. And stop fucking lying, everyone knows you wear fuckin' pink panties bitch. You love the way they ride up your fuckin jizz splattered asshole. It reminds you of how your Daddy used to show you "quality" time. Fuckin faggot bitchboy.

Decimated!

:lol

[Seven Force]

max, i reckon you can be another bitch addition to the ol' WINO stable.....now, wash my drawers!

anyone who can orally manipulate a dogs genitals, w/o embarassment or guilt....can manipulate mine as well.

don't make me slap ya again.

So...you're not really talking about Max, you're talking about your mom, who already does those things.

Like mother like son.

:lol

[WINO]

gee max, why so glum?
i thought we were buddies, then you have to go off all frustrated and all......no more vaseline for you!

wash my drawers....

[Anonymous]

I'm really glum because I thought Witty and me were fuck buddies, then he cheated on me with Metalmilitia and now I'm all frustrated and I had a whole tub of vaseline for us. Now I'm going to have to finger my own asshole to get off, and I just washed my cum stained panties too...

:lol

[Anonymous]

Rongi: Stop posting pictures of your customers fucktard.

:lol

[WINO]

7force...you know the rules!

you cannot
1. make eye contact with me
2. attempt to communicate verbally in any way....since you are silly and ignorant (even to max's standard).
3. and you must keep my drawers clean as well

as my original bitch, you should have known this.....i'll deal with you later. until that point in time....don't even attempt to be cute....there is no ambiguity in this rule.

[WINO]

GOOD GAWD! what a waste of good bandwidth.

[The Retro Kat]

UR A WASTE OF GOOD BANDWIDTH, REDNECK

[Anonymous]

Wino: Your proccupation with your "drawers" being washed and making members of the same sex as you, your "bitch" tells me several things...

1. You're a fucking faggot who loves the fucking taste of manchowder.

2. You're a fucking dicksnot who's still wearing fucking diapers because Mommy didn't toilet train him, since she was too busy blowing some fuckface for crack money.

3. You're a fucking dipshit masochistic loser who's jerking off to people abusing you and your pathetic "insults".

4. You're fucking fucktard.

Decimated bitch.

:lol

[WINO]

hickery dickery dock...mad max was sucking my cock.....the clock struck two, and i shot my goo....then I dropped the bitch off at the end of the block.

decimated my ass!

[MetalMilitia]

:/ that is awful wino.

[WINO]

I do my best.....thanx

[Anonymous]

HOLY SHIT WINO IS RIPPING OFF OLD ANDREW DICE CLAY NURSERY RHYMES! :eek WOW THIS GUY SURE IS HARDCORE! :rolleyes

As hardcore as WINO is, I sure as hell don't wanna meet him in a dark alley! Mainly because I don't want to see HIS FUCKTARD ASS GETTING FUCKED BY A JUNKIE FOR 10 DOLLARS! :lol

Shit, even MetalMilitia thought that sucked goat balls, you fucking wacky bitch boy. Hey next time dig up some Sam Kinneson material, you unoriginal fucktard!

Decimated! :rock

:lol

[Terra]

Oh Lord. You've invoked the name of Sam Kinneson! I shall follow you forever. Once a year I make a trek to the site of his demise just outside of Vegas.

Disregard my ramblings, Lord and carry on.

Long live Max.

[WINO]

yeah, i have to admit that one was cheap and uncredited....my heroin dealer in springfield,(the one who cuts my smack with pulverized cat food) smacked me about a bit for that one.

[WINO]

i was shooting scag with a large bore cattle needle....but i promise that i'll start being nicer to you! :)

i'll start by wearing a condom (although it will be of the cheapest pakistani design)....your pleasure is my duty!

[Esuohlim]

SAM KINISON IS FUNNY GODDAMNIT IF HE WAS ALIVE TODAY HE WOULD CHEW YOU UP AND SPIT YOU ALL OUT BUT FIRST HE WOULD HAVE TO GET APPROVED FOR THE FORUMS BUT BOY HOWDY YOU WOULD ALL GET IT THEN

[Anonymous]

Okay fucktards, time to line up again and accept your punishment...

:lol

[racialslur]

I'm stalking you Mad Max, and you cant do shit about it, cept for call me a fucktard :wank

[Anonymous]

racialslur: And this makes you different from the other fucktards how? I got a lot of fucking stalkers on here, you're not the first and you won't be the fucking last. And so far you're not even fucking halfway decent, let alone the best. Which just about confirms that you probably ARE that pathetic bloated ass clown Mubert.

Decimated! :lol

[racialslur]

:lol ITS A JOKE YOU GOOF.

[MetalMilitia]

I think racialslur is MUBERT, i mean, he turned up way after mubert was banned and yet he knows who mubert was, also he has a suspiciously similar style of posting and knows the rules of i-mock.

:sherlock

As for you madmax:
Why dont you just go in an oven. :/

[racialslur]

:troutslap

[Anonymous]

AND SO LIKE I WAS WALKING HOME FROM THE ADULT VIDEO STORE THAT I WORK AT, AND THEN I HEARD SOME HEAVY GROANING IN THE ALLEY WAY SO I TURNED ON MY FLASH LIGHT (WHICH I ALWAYS CARRY WITH ME) AND SHINED IT IN THE DARKNESS AND THERE I SAW IT...I SAW METAL MILITIA WITH RACIAL SLUR BUTTASS NAKED BEING GANG RAPED BY 3 BIG BLACK GUYS. THEY WERE REALLY PUMPING RACIAL SLUR'S ASS BECAUSE OF HIS NAME AND THEY WERE SAYING THINGS LIKE "HOW YOU LIKE THAT BLACK DICK IN YO ASS YOU WHITE BITCH?!!" AND RACIALSLUR WAS CRYING BECAUSE HIS ASSHOLE WAS BLEEDING REALLY BAD, I THINK THEY TORE HIS COLON. METAL MILITIA WAS GETTING THE BLACK MAMBA UP THE HERSHY HIGHWAY TOO, BUT HE SEEMED TO LIKE IT MORE, BECAUSE HE KEPT SAYING THINGS LIKE "OH YEAH FUCK ME IN THE ASS OHHH! I WANT YOUR AFRICAN SEED IN ME!" THEN THEY TOLD HIM "SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH." AND THEY BEGAN TO BEAT HIM MERCILESSLY IN THE FACE WITH THEIR COCKS. HE LOVED THE TASTE OF BLOOD, SHIT AND SEMEN ALL OVER HIS FUCKING FACE.

I DIDN'T FEEL TO WELL AFTER SEEING THIS SO I WENT HOME AND RELAXED WITH A NICE GAME OF CIVILIZATION AND SOME PEZ CANDY.

:lol

[racialslur]

Lesser of two evils.

[ArrowX]

You will all bow and call me Heir FUcKTARD!!!

[MetalMilitia]

:lol

SO I WAS WALKING HOME FROM THE PEZ SHOP I WORK AT WHEN I HEARD SOME ODD NOISES COMMING FROM BEHIND THE HOME FOR THE ELDERLY, FEARING BURGLURS I INVESTIGATED AND TO MY DISGUST MADMAX WAS WHACKING OFF OVER AN ELDERLY MALE RESIDENT, THEN HE LEAPED IN THROUGH THE WINDOW AND STARTED DECIMATEING THE GUY'S ANCIENT SPHYNCTER UNTIL A BLOODY SHITTY SUBSTANCE STARTED OOZEING DOWN THE OLD GUYS LEGS. AT THIS POINT I WAS TOTALLY GROSSED OUT AND LEFT WITH THE HORRIBLE IMAGE BURNED INTO MY MIND.
APON RETURNING HOME I WAS STILL UNABLE TO GET RID OF THE SICKENING MENTAL IMAGE SO I WATCHED 12 STRAGHT HOURS OF T J HOOCKER.

[MetalMilitia]

damn it i hate when people post while i am typeing. fucktards.

[Anonymous]

:lol I wasn't aware there was a show called "TJ Hoocker"

Hey look I found Metal's diary!

Metal Militia Diary 11/3/2004, Anal session 247

ArrowX was very dominate and treated me like a total anal whore through verbal humilation as he wrecked my asshole again. I would give him head as he would work large dildos, fingers and veggies into my ass. Some thrusting got so violent I would have to make him stop. Buring toys as deep as the go until the bottom out in my asshole and the slapping my ass cheeks and the dong until I cried out. he desires to increase my current depth from 9" (228mm) to elbow deep ass fisting eventually. He has definate plans on how this will happen, He has also worked out a plan to go 4" (100mm) in width and totally fuck up my asshole.

God, true love hurts sometimes...

[center:c6f9626d9e] :lol :lol :lol DECIMATED FUCKTARD! :lol :lol :lol [/center:c6f9626d9e]

[MetalMilitia]

Ok so i cant spell hooker! SHUT UP ABOUT IT ALREADY! Christ, some people just dont know when to give up.

http://wave.prohosting.com/4adam30/graphics/multimedia/banner_images_archive/banner_images_new_1/groupshot1c.jpg

Anyway, i managed to aquire a small extract of yours too...


Nov 03 2004

Dear diary,

Today i tried to re-establish my iron grip on the i-mockery forum's, 'mock wars' section. Unfortunatly i suck too much.




:lol I AM CRAP AT THIS WHOLE OFFENSIVE STORY WRITEING BUSINESS. MUST TRY HARDER. :lol

[Terra]

Hey is that the comic sans font?

Awesome! :)

[Anonymous]

:lol I AM CRAP AT THIS WHOLE OFFENSIVE STORY WRITEING BUSINESS. MUST TRY HARDER. :lol

Its okay, there's no shame in being beaten by me. Your inbred genetic make up and limited brain power put you at a natural disadvantage. You gave it a better try than most fucktards on here. Its okay to cry fucktard. Its OK.

:lol

[MetalMilitia]

:tear

one day max i will beat you! YOU MARK MY WORDS.

[Anonymous]

Okay, next fucktard...

:lol

[kellychaos]

Oh, the humanity! :(

[Anonymous]

Oh, my asshole! Its all bloody raw from where the midget with elephantitis of the prostate raped me! :(

:lol

[kellychaos]

:die

[Anonymous]

I cannot begin to express the full extent of my anger right now.


So I'm just going to type this in italics completely because ALL CAPS doesn't quite cut it in this situation.


I am nearly incandescent with rage. My anger is like unto that of a god. It is terrible.


I cannot believe that, even though the man has proven himself an idiot and complete power-mad lunatic time after time after time, you people STILL re-elected George Walker Bush, who is arguably evolution's greatest folly since the dodo. Dull-witted and useless.


I hope that you people who voted for Dubya are proud of yourselves and the fact that you have just basically spat on your own constitution just because a decieving coke-head alcoholic managed to scare you enough with all his talk about global terrorism just so you'd vote for him.


Don't you people get it? Are you as thick-headed as he is? Do you honestly believe that invading countries that supposedly harbor "terrorists" with no good reason, thereby alienating the rest of the world further and further and further and making everybody hate you more and more and more, is the proper way to deal with terrorism?

Lemme tell ya sumthin' buddy:


THAT IS NOT THE WAY YOU EFFECTIVELY DEAL WITH TERRORISM.


IN FACT, THAT IS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT EFFECTIVELY INCREASES TERRORISM.


I HOPE THAT ALL OF YOU PEOPLE THAT VOTED FOR BUSH REALIZE JUST WHAT KIND OF A NUMBSKULL YOUR GREAT HERO REALLY IS AND THAT YOU'VE INCREASED THE CHANCES OF WIPING OUT THE *ENTIRE WORLD* IN A HORRIBLE NUCLEAR FIRESTORM, WITH AT LEAST SEVERAL TENS OF PER CENTS.


I HOPE YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL PROUD OF YOURSELF, GIVE YOURSELF A PAT ON THE BACK.


CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE PUT US ALL IN GRAVE DANGER! SWELL JOB YOU MORONS. YOU INCREDIBLE *MORONS*!


:rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

Fuck off, and go smoke some more hash with your hooker mom you Dutch fucktard! :lol

THE MISSLES HAVE LAUNCHED BROTHERS HALLELUJAH HALLEUJAH!
Dead Zone 1983

:lol

[Anonymous]

kellychaos: Go fucking beat your little meat stick to your young boy magazines you old fucking pedophile fucktard!

:lol

[kellychaos]

Howza 'bout a DNA sammich, you lick-knob.

[Anonymous]

And so I said to the little boy "Howza 'bout a DNA sammich, you lick-knob?" And then I mouth raped him and it was the most beautiful thing ever cumming all over a prepubescent. Oh shit I'm one sick fucktard...

:lol

[sadie]

you can't just paraphrase the master, max. >:

[Anonymous]

sadie: Shut the fuck up and go fucking shove your ugly tits in your goddamn mongoloid brat's mouth you fucking breeder contributing to more fucktards in the world!

Oh...fucktardette!

:lol

[kellychaos]

I want you to bleed profusely. :lol

[Sajuuk]

WITH SPRINKLES! :D

[Anonymous]

AND SO LIKE KELLYCHAOS TOOK SAJUUK'S PENIS INTO HIS COLD SORE INFESTED MOUTH AND BEGAN TO SUCK. THE TASTE TO HIM WAS FAMILAR BUT SOMEHOW DIFFERENT. HE REALIZED THE TASTE WAS FROM THE COCONUT SPRINKLES SAJUUK HAD GLUED TO HIS MINISCULE MEMBER. KELLY BEGAN TO WORK THE DICK LIKE A FUCKING JACKHAMMER AND LET THE MANSEED AWASH OVER HIS FACE LIKE A GODDAMN SPRINKLER.

THAT NIGHT KELLY WOULD SLEEP HIS SAJUUK'S DICK IN HIS MOUTH LIKE A FUCKING PACIFIER, BRINGING BACK MEMORIES OF HIS MOLESTED CHILDHOOD.

THE END

:lol

[racialslur]

recycled jokes!

[Anonymous]

racialslur/Mubert: Recycled piece of fucktard shit! :lol

And if you knew how to fucking read, you'd see it was a COMPLETELY different story, fucktard! :lol

[sadie]

max: :rolleyes get it right next time, you.

[Anonymous]

Hello sadie, are you well today? I sure hope so. :)

I do hope your alcoholism and herion fixes didn't make your baby too fucking retarded! I know taking care of that little shit spawn must really interfere with your prostitution now, but be brave fucktardette! Be brave!

Well its always a pleasure to talk with you. :)

:lol

[racialslur]

Man, if Mad Max has something good to say, he doesnt say it at all. And I'm gonna get made fun of him, either by him quoting me and saying I'm stupid, or he's gonna mess with what I said, to make him sound smarter, throw the word "fucktard" in, and nobody will care... It's incredibly unpredictable and not funny...

[Anonymous]

AND SO RACIALSLUR SUCKED ON FATHER SPAZ'S DICK EVEN THOUGH THE JIZZ SHOOTING INTO HIS MOUTH REALLY HURT HIS HERPES SORES, BUT IT WAS A GOOD KIND OF HURT TO HIM. THE LITTLE FUCKING FAGGOT FUCKTARD THEN FUCKED HIS PINK TEDDY BEAR AND POSTED IT ON THE NAMBLA WEBSITE WHERE TWENTY MEMBERS STORMED HIS HOUSE AND BUKKAKED HIM IN A SEA OF CUM THE LIKES THAT ONLY RACIALSLUR'S MOM HAS SEEN LAST FRIDAY NIGHT WHEN THE NAVY WAS IN TOWN.

THE END

Wrong again fucktard, its hilarious because its true!

:lol

[racialslur]

Another stupid ass story that follows the same pattern, filled with dick and sodomization jokes, that I only read one line of, cause its just stupid and pointlessly bad. Max, if I didn't know any better, I would say that you're a robot, or a robot jones.

decimated.

[sadie]

max:

first: rip out my soul, why don't you? how dare you talk shit about my baby. is nothing sacred, you rabid cur? :(

2: fuck you, you ignorant vessel that craveth manjuice filling. >:

OR

thirdly: aw. you say the sweetest things. and don't goad me into even joking about prostituting myself. i know how jealous you are over me. ;)

[Anonymous]

max:

first: rip out my soul, why don't you? how dare you talk shit about my baby. is nothing sacred, you rabid cur? :(

2: fuck you, you ignorant vessel that craveth manjuice filling. >:

OR

thirdly: aw. you say the sweetest things. and don't goad me into even joking about prostituting myself. i know how jealous you are over me. ;)

I like all 3 of them, The first one is the best, since it REALLY makes me look truely dispicable. Fucktardette :)


racialslur: Nobody's forcing you to reply to stupid inbred fucker. If you could read the fucking title of the thread, you'd know that this thread is SOLELY for the purpose of me decimating fucktards and fucktardettes like you. Even the slowest fucktards usually "get it" by now. Keeping that in mind, you're obviously at this point either completely void of intelligence which is entirely likely being the waste of zygote you are OR you're getting off on everyone calling you names you masochistic fucktard.

Go fucking do everyone a favor and slit your goddamn wrists fucktard. That isn't a joke either.

:lol

[Anonymous]

Actually, I'm getting bored abusing racialslur, especially since I'm pretty convinced he's jerking off to it, any other fucktards wanna relieve him?

:lol

[Imadjinn]

I'll have a go Mad Max.

Er, what am I meant to be doing? Do I just say something and you say how what I just said makes me a fucktard? If so then you are obviously the biggest fucktard, the same way that a homophobic person is most likely gay.

You hate and point out fucktards because you are one.

Just admit that you are a fucktard and everything will be alright.

Don't worry, about being a fucktard, cause every little fucktard, is gonna be alright!

Okay I'm done, decimate away fellow fucktard!

[Anonymous]

I'll have a go at racialslur's ass!

Er, what am I meant to be doing? Do I just say something and make him feel like he's a beautiful person when in fact all I wanna do is tap that fucking fat ass? If so then I dunno if I can do it, I was considering on fucking him with a paper bag on his head anyway.

I hate to sound insensitive, but that's the way I feel.

I admit that I'm a fucking ass clown and jizz guzzler, but at least I'm honest!

Don't worry, racialslur even though I'm gonna wreck your fucking asshole 8 ways from sunday, I WILL buy you dinner first!

Ahhhhh... Okay I'm done! Wow, I sure decimated racialslur's asshole! I didn't realize a lot of damage can be done in 1 minute! God I'm such a fucktard for not realizing that!

:lol

[racialslur]

Actually, I'm getting bored abusing racialslur, especially since I'm pretty convinced he's jerking off to it, any other fucktards wanna relieve him?

:lol
Yeah. I say you start fucking with Terra and Lotida, since its funny cuz theyre women...

[Anonymous]

Yeah. I say you start fucking with Terra and Lotida, since its funny cuz theyre women...

Get the fuck outta here you fucking misogynistic fucktard faggot! >:

Some fucking bull dyke should fuck you in the goddamn ass with a spiked strap on and then pry those fucking little raisin nuts off with some fucking plyers! DIE. >:

:lol

[racialslur]

They should, but havent.

[Anonymous]

racialslur: That's because you're a fucking repulsive piece of shit to not only the opposite sex, but all of humanity, fucktard. Your stench could kill fucking flies eating shit off your diaper wearing ass, fucktard.

:lol

[Anonymous]

AND SO METALMILITA MADE HOT PASSIONATE MOUTH LOVE TO WTF'S ORGAN AS METALICA'S GREATEST HITS CD PLAYED IN THE BACKGROUND. TO WTF IT WAS JUST ANOTHER FAG SUCKING HIS DICK, BUT TO METALMILITIA IT BROUGHT SOMETHING GREATER, AND A DEEPER UNDERSTANDING OF "ROCKING TO NEVER NEVER LAND" AND WHEN THE JIZZ HIT HIS FACE, HE FELT COMPLETE.

ENTER SANDMAN FUCKTARDS.

:lol

[MetalMilitia]

Twas the eve of september the 6th. All was silent around the max family trailerpark save the soft hum of the powergenerator. The cool night air flowed through the improvised air conditioning system like a forest stream slowly approaching its destination.
All of a sudden the calm was shattered by a blood curdeling scream eminateing from max's trailer. Almost immediatly the trailerpark was ripe with activity, people began to gather around max's trailer fearing for the worst.
Max's neigbour jeb was the first to peer through the mud smeared window, And what met his eyes would haunt him for years to come, it was a sight so terrible the most hardened, roadkill eating, wife beating rednecks would avert their eyes for fear the image would perminently be burned into their memory. As the makeshift string doorlock was released and the door swung open the full horror of scene was apparent.. what greeted the eyes of these well meaning hicks was non other than...... You are gay. the end.

[Anonymous]

And MetalMilitia was in the club dressed in his leather mini-skirt and dancing to Quiet Riot's "Cum on Feel the Noise" when suddenly WTF surprised him with a hand reaching from behind and inserting his index finger deftly between the ass cheeks. Metal wanted to slap his face, expecially after how WTF had treated him like a total anal whore earlier. But that special touch prevented Metal from doing so, he was under the spell once again and hated it, but enjoyed it at the same time.

He knew how this would end, they would go into bathroom of the club and WTF would slam Metal against the stall and do irreversalable damage to his asshole by sticking his dick in it repeatedly and treat him like the bitch boy he secretly liked to be in their abusive relationship.

And that's exactly what happened, and when Metal was left feeling sore and cheap, with his soiled leather skirt in hand, he could only think one thing...

"This is true love."

Decimated Fucktard! :lol

[MetalMilitia]

The vision dims and all that remains are mememories. They take me back, back to the place where the black posts corrupted the very soul of the forum...

And I remember the terrible battles we fought and the day OAO left that place forever...

But, most of all, I remember the courage of a stranger, a forum warrior called Max. To understand who he was you must go back to the last days of the old forum...

...when, for reasons long forgotten, two mighty warrior posters went to war...

...and touched off a blaze which engulfed them all.

...For without metalmilitia's frightfully witty posts they were nothing. They had built a house of straw...

People stopped in mockwars and listened: for the first time they heard the sound of silence.

Their world crumbled...

And only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive.

At last, the fucktards had inherited the forum.

And in this maelstrom of decay, ordinary men were battered and crushed...

...men like the Warrior Max...

[Anonymous]

And then Metal put his legs into the stirrups.
“Will this hurt WTF?” he asked.
“Shut the fuck up bitch, and let me concentrate.” WTF replied.
Metal shut the fuck up; he didn’t want to get slapped again.

WTF knelt down and slowly inserted two fingers into Metal’s rectum, and then gradually going deeper until his entire fist was inside.
“Ah…”
“Don’t fucking scream bitch! Or I’ll fucking rip your goddamn asshole open, and pull your fucking intestines out! Now we’re going to try the OTHER hand today.”
Metal’s eyes widen in fear, but also in delicious excitement. He’d never been taken to this level before. WTF was so dominant! Metal’s little faggot ass loved every painful minute of it.

WTF began to insert his other hand inside Metal, stretching his sphincter to a painful limit. Metal would’ve screamed right then and there, but WTF’s other hand was massaging his prostate so good, that the pleasure overrode the pain.

Finally both hands were inside, massaging grapefruit sized prostate. It was heaven! Metal felt like he was back in the womb! He jizzed all over WTF’s face and passed out, from the exhilaration of sensory overload.

When Metal woke up, he found himself in the hospital, with a brand new colostomy bag. WTF was there and shrugged.

“Well what the fuck did you expect after I stretched your asshole wide enough to shove a toaster in there and still have room for the waffle iron?”

It didn’t matter though. Metal fell back to sleep with a smile. Metal KNEW WTF loved him.

THE END

Decimated Fucktard! :lol

[MetalMilitia]

THIS ONE TIME MADMAX WAS POSTING ON AN INTERNET FORUM AND HE WAS TOTALLY GAY.

The end.

[Anonymous]

That was pathetic, fucktard. :lol

Okay I can see I've abused your fucktard ass long enough. I'll await someone else more challenging.

[MetalMilitia]

THIS ONE TIME MADMAX WAS AND HE WAS [i]TOTALLY GAY.

[Anonymous]

Wow Metal with retorts like that, you've show everyone what a rough and tough metal head you are, and you aren't anyone to be fucked with.

Why I bet you cut yourself in front of school kids and then smash your raisin sack with a hammer just to scare them! Boy you sure are hard core. :eek

Fucktard :lol

[kellychaos]

Nad Max is a pickle-puffer ... tee-hee.

[Anonymous]

SO THEN KELLYCHAOS WAS SHOVING A PICKLE INTO HIS ASS LIKE HE DID EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT. HE LOVED THE WAY THE WET PICKLE BRINE FELT IN HIS ASS. WHEN SUDDELY HE WONDERED...WHAT WOULD THE PICKLE TASTE LIKE AFTER IT HAD BEEN IN HIS ASS?

HE NEVER TRIED IT BEFORE, USUALLY HE THREW IT AWAY, BUT TONIGHT HE WAS FEELING ADVENTUROUS! KELLY TOOK THE PICKLE OUT SLOWLY, AND LOOKED AT IT. IT WAS ALL GREEN AND BROWN. THE SHIT SMELL WAS UNDENIABLE, ESPECIALLY SINCE KELLY NEVER MAKES THE EFFORT TO WIPE.

HE CLOSED HIS EYES AND BIT INTO IT AND A WHOLE NEW FLAVOR WAS OPENED UP TO HIM! IT TASTED LIKE AMBROSA! HE BEGAN SUCKING ON THE SHITTY PICKLE PRETENDING IT WAS A SHITTY DICK, UNTIL IT WAS CONSUMED.

KELLY STILL HUNGRY FOR THIS TASTE QUICKLY GRABBED THE REMAINING PICKLES FROM HIS FRIDGE AND BEGAN SHOVING THEM UP HIS ASS AND EATING THEM LIKE A FUCKING ASSEMBLY LINE MACHINE.

ONE HOUR LATER KELLY REALIZED THAT NEXT TIME HE SHOULD SLOW DOWN SINCE THAT WOULD SAVE A TRIP TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM AND NOT RESULT IN HAVING TO GET A PICKLE SURGICALLY REMOVED FROM HIS SHITTY ASSHOLE.

:lol

[Anonymous]

Why do any of you post

[kellychaos]

Baby gerkin.

[Dr. Fu]

Total Decimation of fucktards?

*turns on a dime and walks out the door*

[Emu]

*action indicated by asterisks*

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

GIANT GAPING VAGINA




That is all.




Good day.

[Emu]

ZEKEYSPACELIZARD YOUR'E SO RANDOM I CAN'T BELEIVE IT

WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH IT

I DEMAND TO KNOW

[Dr. Fu]

Tis easy, just find a random word in the dictionary then add one, two, or three adjectives/adverbs to it.


Such as


HELIUM-FILLED JUMPING LLAMAS

[Emu]

GOD

[Terra]

FUCKING TARD



:)

[Anonymous]

Okay Phunman, get your jizz licking ass in here and get ready to be decimated. Unless you're too busy talking about blowing your load onto Spaz's back. Fucking fudge packing fucktard.

:lol

[Phunman]

Hay Max don't know it untill you try it.

[Phunman]

POOP
Why is the edit button not good.
I meant to say MAd Max Dont jack it untill you try it!!.

[Phunman]

TWO MIITES TILL MINNITE

[Anonymous]

[center:878f414047]WINNER: MAD MAX[/center:878f414047]

:lol

[Phunman]

But we did not even batle!!

I AM A NOMAD THAT HAS FAER OF THE DARK IN A BRAVE NEW WORDL!!

[Phunman]

Mad max You and I walk along "The thin line between love and hate" you and I could be "Blood brothers" WE COULD BOTH PARTICIPATE IN THE "EVIL THAT MEN DO" THAT i'VE ONLY EXPERIENCED IN MY "wILDEST DREAMS"


ALL HAILE EDDIE!!

[Terra]

You are an idiot that has a very bad command of the English language and piss poor spelling to boot. I wonder how long it's going to take for you to drown in your own cum after you've found your dick. >:

[Anonymous]

I don't make fucking alliances fucktard. Now I think you're looking for Retro Kat or MetalMilitia. Both of those faggot fucktards can cater to your homo fantasies. And you cum guzzlers can do all the "Evil" you want to each other's assholes.

:lol

[Phunman]

What did i tell you woamn you are not the type of woman that deserves to have my seed planted in you woman spot which im sure smellls like the head cheese of mad max I LIKE THE FORUMS IT IS VERY PHUN!

[Terra]

You need a dick to fuck, numbnuts. You also need a dick to spray.

Gaging by the way you write, you don't have a brain either.

[Anonymous]

Fucktard you would know WHAT to do with ANY fucking woman. Shit if you saw one naked you'd probably go "Eww! That's gross! I don't want that, I want a big dick in me!"

And that fucking headcheese you're smelling is probably that fucking jizz dried on your upper lip bitch. Either that or you haven't cleaned your foreskin after jerking off to little boy porn.

DECIMATED FUCKTARD! :lol

[Phunman]

MY brian is quite big. IT has the vast noledge that only eddie iron madien and years of phun that could make. I am the greatsest person to ever dareken the hall of i-mockery.net

[Phunman]

I do not look at little boy porn! I use the power of Iron madien and phun to penetrate the holes of any female i choose.

Max whereris your old spark plz tell me yoiu are not losing it!!

[Anonymous]

With all your Iron Maiden references I'm convinced that you're MetalMilitia's boyfriend, and you're angry at me for insulting him earlier and making him cry, which resulted in you having to console him and not getting any dick that night. The both of you Heavy Metal Homos can shove your hairspray cans up your asses, while you blow leather boys, so you can taste that MEGADICK.

:lol

[Phunman]

WHy max WHY WHY WHY WHYW HWYHWYHWYHWYHWYWHYWHYWHY WHWYHWYHWYHW did you have to bring my relationship with metalmilltia up. I thought that horriblenes was behind me but no you had to open y=up old wounds.
it was something that happened and i am not happy with it. But if thats how you want to play by graping below the belt and tuggin ever so hard at my nuts then so be it .

[Phunman]

But i am not gay. You see ti was an expiremnet because i am so and full of Phun and darkness that iron madien and eddie have put in me that i can do anything i want. And max is a poor indivuijual who has to try to bring me down but max you see it will not work . I am so drak you try to hurt me it makes me darke it will not be long untill i have it all in my graspe like a ball of poop!

[Phunman]

TWO MIITES TILL MINNITE

[Anonymous]

[center:47552b17bc]WINNER: MAD MAX[/center:47552b17bc]

:lol

[Guitar Woman]

DECIMATED

[Phunman]

Jesus fucking christ sapz I've never seen somone latch on the the dick of someone so fierce as you have to mad max. Imprety sure a big boy like max can take crae oif himsl,ef. you are makng phunman not have fun and eddie will have to taljke over your soul

[Phunman]

TEN MINITES AFTER MIDNIGHT!

[sadie]

it will not be long untill i have it all in my graspe like a ball of poop!
lol.

[MetalMilitia]

Max you can act like the tough guy on here but in real life we all know your only friends are your extra value jumbo pack of sleeping pills and cheap bottle of vodka.

[Dr. Fu]

Wow.



Wow.



Phunman, seriously. Listen to the Doctor here. Crack kills.

You obviously had to learn the hard way :(

[Anonymous]

MetalMilitia you have just achieved Father Spaz status with your whining. Keep this pussy shit up and you'll be passing him, fucktard.

:lol

[Phunman]

Dr. Fu I have not indulge in the crack> I hve unholy amnunts of Iron Madieny Phun corsing thorough my vains any drug i took would have no efecct on me.! UNless that drug is an Iron Madien CD!

AGE OF INNOCENTS

I cant be compremising in my thoughts no more
I cant prevent the times my anger fills my haert
I cant be symptthazing with a new lost cause
I feel Ive lost my patience with the world and all

[Terra]

Christ. Even the fucktard thread is blowing up.

Max? We have a rodent problem here. >:

[Anonymous]

More like roach problem >:

Hey fucktard noobs, either start causing some havok in the other forums, or shut the fuck up in here. I'm loathed to have to decimate such weak prey, but I fucking will. Because if you think Terra's bad, try fucking with me... Hillarity will ensue...

[Guitar Woman]

Jesus fucking christ sapz I've never seen somone latch on the the dick of someone so fierce as you have to mad max. Imprety sure a big boy like max can take crae oif himsl,ef. you are makng phunman not have fun and eddie will have to taljke over your soul
I never did anything of the sort. I just needed to point out the fact that you were decimated, seeing as you obviously didn't know that. I don’t mind if you have “phun,” as long as you do it under your boss’s desk with your head resting on his spinny chair as he cuts off your air supply with his massive cock, and not on our forums. Now please fuck off. :lol

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Gentlemen, please.

There's no need for this sort of cabbage here.

Can't we all just.......getabong?

[ItalianStereotype]

Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

[Imadjinn]

0_0

Italianstereotype, what the flying fucktards are you trying to achieve?!

Don't try communicating with it, just ban it as fast as you can! >_<

[Helm]

Haha ok Imadjinn I bet the administrators will get right to it.

[Guitar Woman]

Jesus fucking christ sapz

[Guitar Woman]

He called me saps:lol