Who amongst you is the most pretty?

[McMock]

I have this nice golden apple for you! It is shaped like an egg and it is made of egg-coloured gold. Very expensive. Former soviet. FBI mustn't know about it. Hush hush.

[Big McLargehuge]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Big_mclargehuge/IM000407.jpg

I win, give me my price.

[Big McLargehuge]

prize

[McMock]

You do not win yet, though you're definately the best looking one in the contest, for now.

[Supafly345]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/supafly345/posts/adamyoung.jpg'02
You would be suprised that girls only like me because I can turn my eyelids inside out and bend my thumb all the way back. It is still obvious that I am prettier than Lurch here, even without my makeup.

[Dole]

you look EXACTLY like Hulk Hogan!!

[McMock]

I kinda think you look a bit like Edward Norton, supafly. And you're indeed better looking than Lurch. I like how your facial expression is not one of a person who is totally about to throw up. I am no homosexual, but I do know what I don't like.

[Terra]

Will this be the new "Post your Picture Here" thread? That other one is getting a tad long.

[McMock]

No, it would not. I have to be careful not to respond to frequently in this thread, otherwise I would be an attentionwhore, but I will answer this.

If you are reading this post, then you are reading the wrong post, because the post you should have been reading, and the one which would have explained to you why this thread exists, is the first one. I see no reason to explain to you again the mechanisms of this contest, but I'll do it anyway because you read this far and I have pity on you for it.

This is a contest. You score by being pretty. The very best way to prove that you are pretty is by posting your picture. You can try to win by being convincing, but an actual pretty picture tends to be a lot better at conveying truth than a post.

I would personally not mind if this thread was the new 'post your mug here' thread, but I highly doubt I would be allowed to start a thread of that caliber, seeing as the last three threads I ever started here got moved, and the one before that deleted - I have only 100something posts and post count seems to amount for a LOT here on this forum - and because I'm not Mockery, who owns this place and probably kind of feels it's an alpha-male thing to have that thread in place with his name in it.

I apologise if I have offended you with my language. It was not my intention.

Now let us continue this contest - that is - unless I've ruined the mood now, or this thread has been deleted or moved already.

[Terren]

The ingenuity of man is only surpassed by his stupidity and it wins this contest without even trying.

[Jixby Phillips]

yeah that post your picture here thread IS long lets use this one okay guys

[sadie]

attentionwhore
no space on purpose?

[McMock]

Sadie: Not really. Not a conscious purpose, at least. I intuitively wrote it that way.

[Matt Harty]

intuitively

:lol

[Dole]

This is SOOOO superficial. What about the crippling ugliness inside most of the people here?

[Terren]

"The crippling ugliness" Wow is it that bad

[Matt Harty]

Check the PYOP thread.

[Dole]

INSIDE I said.

[McMock]

Dole: What, you mean the alien sitting between their ribcage and their stomach? We cannot let this be a factor. It is too arbitrary.

[Command Prompt]

This thread is now about locating Pub Lover. Where the fuck is he? He's not even online on my MSN anymore. Did he get done in by the Kiwis?

[Dole]

drunk and pissed up on booze probably.

[ziggytrix]

anything for the runner-up? a hot dog with no bun maybe?

[Jeanette X]

http://www.nationalgallery.org.uk/WebMedia/Images/19/NG194/eNG194.jpg

I know I'm a little fat, but I think I deserve the apple. >:

[Supafly345]

I kinda think you look a bit like Edward Norton, supafly.No, I look like David Arquette.

[FartinMowler]

Supafly doesn't look like any of his self portraits :/

[Big McLargehuge]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/supafly345/posts/adamyoung.jpg'02
You would be suprised that girls only like me because I can turn my eyelids inside out and bend my thumb all the way back. It is still obvious that I am prettier than Lurch here, even without my makeup.

you went to prom? :lol

[eggyolk]

some people actually leave the house :lol

[ScruU2wice]

and bend my thumb all the way back

Yeah that little trick has got me in the bed with the ladies more than once

[kellychaos]

Talking! Jiving! Poison ivy! You ain't gonna cling to me!! >:

[Big McLargehuge]

some people actually leave the house :lol

what a bunch of fags :lol

[Supafly345]

Supafly doesn't look like any of his self portraits :/http://supafly345.verydirtylaundry.com/avatars/avatarflyadam.gif
Yes I do.

[rook]

i think i'm pretty.

at work today i was talking with some of my cowker/friends and i said i was going to some superhero/supervillain halloween party and didn't know what to go as. my friend sez:

"why don't you wear your wonder woman costume?"

i say "i don't have a wonder woman costume."

*pause*

then i say "why do you think i have a wonder woman costume?"

my friend gets red and doesn't say anything. subject changes.

[rook]

oh yeha so i don't know what to go as. there are no cool women superheroes/supervillains. any suggestions please tell. i'm also durnk.

[Anonymous]

i don't get it

[Captain Goodtimes]

You had to be there, I guess!

[executioneer]

oh yeha so i don't know what to go as. there are no cool women superheroes/supervillains. any suggestions please tell. i'm also durnk.

u should go as rayden again

[McMock]

There are currently only three entries in the competition, and supafly is still winning. The paintinglady doesn't count, because I suspect she's been dead for hundreds of years now. If she can prove to me that that is a painting of herself, however, she will be the current winner of the prize.

[Anonymous]

McMock, that post was about 4 paragraphs sort of satisfying your quota.

[McMock]

The only quotum I satisfy is my penis. You are free to come and check up on it if that is your wish. Perhaps we can even arrange it so you can go through your daily quota of sucking at the same time.

[Terra]

Upon the horizon I look down upon this exchange and I am deeply pleased. Perhaps an exchange of ideas is in order, McMock. A meeting of the minds, if you will? You've handled yourself very well.

We must increase our numbers.

[FS]

And the Guild of Supreme Dick-Jokers grows ever more powerful.

[Terra]

...with FS as the Poster Child of it.

[FS]

No you're the one that sucks!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I used to be Supreme Dick-Joker....I lost my title in a Texas Cage match....

[kellychaos]

I'm a peacock in a flock of pigeons.

[executioneer]

I used to be Supreme Dick-Joker....I lost my title in a Texas Cage match....

against Supreme Dick-Batman :eek

[Anonymous]

And the Guild of Supreme Dick-Jokers grows ever more powerful.
You know, whenever I think of Evil Empire Enterprises, I imagine Bowser's Kingdom from the Mario Brothers movie.

McMock, has it ever crossed your mind that I'd be satisfying you far more often if you would make an effort to curb all the crying, insisting I wear plaid, and calling you 'nephew'?

[McMock]

I need that. It helps keep the nightmares at bay. I would have told you about them at the time, but you were always wearing that Gimp costume from pulp fiction that covers up your ears, and the incessant barking and shrieking of "teach me, cover me, drown me in your manjuice" didn't make it easier to talk to you either.

[Seven Force]

And the Guild of Supreme Dick-Jokers grows ever more powerful.
You know, whenever I think of Evil Empire Enterprises, I imagine Bowser's Kingdom from the Mario Brothers movie.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/goomba.jpg - Terra

:lol2

[ScruU2wice]

decay.

[McMock]

decay what?

[Anonymous]

I asked you to teach me in your manjuice?

Is there a cure for down syndrome hidden in there or something?

[McMock]

Judging from the desperate way you've been spooning the stuff down your throat, I'd say there probably has to be.

[executioneer]

hey mcmock whats up

[McMock]

Hi executioneer. Nothing much, it's still early morning here. How are you?

[Anonymous]

THAT'S IT I'M LEAVING FOREVER DON'T LOOK AT ME DON'T TRY TO STOP ME I'M GONE

[McMock]

Oh no, I didn't wants it to hurt your feelings. PLZ STAY!