Explain this email...

[Mockery]

I received this email the other day:

from: mick mellor
to: -RoG-
subject: your fucked up rules and guidlines

just fucking let me play warcraft

[DeadKennedys]

You're obviously keeping him from enjoying Warcraft :lol

[ziggytrix]

you jerk! why won't you let him play warcraft?? >:

[Mockery]

I'm a horrible person. :tear

[ziggytrix]

it could be a prank. did you read FS's strange email a few threads down?

ya know, someone joker got really drunk and started emailing the moderators things to confuse you and amuse himself maybe?

[Duct Tape Moose]

ooh god, im confused...what do the rules and guidelines have anything to do with Warcraft? And, more importantly, whatever can we do to help this poor, poor soul play Warcraft?

[Anonymous]

Oh christ.

[Emu]

There are too many mooses around here.

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

I sent that e-mail cause I saw you last night at 7-11 (or someone that REALLY looked like you).

[FS]

There are too many mooses around here.

Any moose is too much mooses. Meese. Whatever.

[executioneer]

seriously wtf is moose the new WACKEY ABSURD ANIMAL :rolleyes

[FS]

http://www.almostdead.net/spacemoose/smhead.gif

[ziggytrix]

Only if it's an "everything old is new again" thing, Willie.

Moose and llamas are the wacky theme of the opening credits of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and as such, these majestic creatures have found themselves annointed comedy classic material.

I daresay someone prolly had a good gag about moose before MP, but that's not at issue here.

[AChimp]

Let's get Deadendz to challenge this Mick Mellor guy to a duel. >:

[Emu]

Hey guys, let's play the wacky name game.

Pick a random object or adjective, and then pick an animal and put its name after it, like so!

Bottlecap Aardvark

Cheesy Llama

Boxed Emu (LOL I ZINGED MY SELf)

Isn't this fun!!

[HickMan]

IMMORTAL GOAT!

[Supafly345]

"Wacky" is such an adorable name to make fun of someone. Let's use it 4 times as much.

[Captain Goodtimes]

whatever you say, SupaFly

[Mockery]

ANOTHER GREAT EMAIL:

subject: Contact from I-Mockery.com

hey.... cheak out castlevania its music kicks ass

-richter

[HickMan]

lol :eek

[The Damp Moose]

Hey man just let him play his Warcraft and stop being such a prick about it ok man he doesn't mean you any harm man ok



And whats wrong with meeses? :/

[Helm]

Shut up god damn it.

[Supafly345]

whatever you say, SupaFlyDifferent kind of fly.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/supafly345/moviesuperfly.jpg

[-->oscam]

What? An iffeminate fly with pink font?!?!?
That kind?

[Seven Force]

Effeminate.

By the way, who the fuck are you?

[Carnivore]

Excuse me. If you suck people would please remove your suckiness to another thread, that would be great.

Any other e-mails like those, Mock?

[Mockery]

I think I'll make a new thread about the stupid emails I get on a frequent basis and I'll just post the best of them there from time to time. Would you guys be interested in seeing something like that?

[sadie]

iffeminate
pink
i think he's got supafly down-pat. :P

[Supafly345]

There should be a thread where people post their rediculous emails, but not rediculous advertisements. Jus' the one's from stupid people, since we all get emails with stupid ads.

And I hope you aren't calling me gay sadie, because that would be going too far.

[Anonymous]

I think I'll make a new thread about the stupid emails I get on a frequent basis and I'll just post the best of them there from time to time. Would you guys be interested in seeing something like that?
to answer your question, yes.

[Dr. V]

I'll play the guy Warcraft, and I'll kick his ass while I'm at it!

[YugiIsTheBomb]

There should be a thread where people post their rediculous emails, but not rediculous advertisements. Jus' the one's from stupid people, since we all get emails with stupid ads.]

Now that would be fun to read and laugh at. We all get goofy forwards and silly emails.

[sadie]

volshurawitz, i heart your sig.

[Dr. V]

Thanks I guess.