Christopher Reeve is dead

[Mockery]

:(

[pjalne]

Dude, this is SO OLD, like ten minutes at LEAST.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=15036

Just you wait until Spectre X gets home, he'll know how to deal with you!

:( , though.

[Captain Goodtimes]

It was confirmed? :(

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=101123&page=1

what in the name!? :(

[pjalne]

Obituary forms >:

[pjalne]

What the fuck, they have these lying around ready to update whenever people die? Or is Sharon Osbourne really dead?

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=101124&page=1

[sspadowsky]

http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.asp?S=2411855

Yep.

[sspadowsky]

I meant Reeve, not Sharon Osbourne. Apparently the ghouls at ABC are determined to be first to bear the bad tidings.

[pjalne]

Jesus, that's some cold shit.

[Captain Goodtimes]

Maybe sharon is possibly dead too i mean id they are forms how would they know that she is survived by ozzy and their kids, what if they die first, that would be more incoveient.

Either way, reeves is dead and I am terribly sad. :(

[pjalne]

Well, apparently, they have one of these ready for both Ozzy and Sharon, and upload whichever "works out".

[Captain Goodtimes]

That's just a terrible as the news of Reeves death. :(

[Mockery]

ABC News is gonna implode on itself soon, I wonder if they have a story prepared for that.

[Jixby Phillips]

How did you find that, pjalne??? :eek that is amazing

christopher reeve :(

[FS]

Man, this is sad. :( I mean, I don't want to sound like an Oprah fag, but there was something kinda inspirational about the way he kept promoting methods to help people like him. But he really looked terrible near the end of his life.

What the fuck, they have these lying around ready to update whenever people die? Or is Sharon Osbourne really dead?

Oh, definitely. That they have them lying ready, that is. For all the famous old people or celebrities with disease, they have documentaries and articles lying ready, needing only a touch-up before they're put on the air or online.

That's how a couple of years ago, one of our princes got declared dead prematurely.

[executioneer]

fucking dickholes

[executioneer]

i bet they run a dead pool >:

[McMock]

Hey you know what would be funny?

Hold on... Christopher Reeve being dead IS funny. Never mind fellas.

[executioneer]

nuh uh

[McMock]

http://www.wmbctv.com/Christopher%20Reeve.jpg "UH UM DUH!"
(translation: I AM DEAD!)

[executioneer]

nuh uh

[McMock]

I don't know what dead limb of his to laugh at first. Oh wait, all his limbs have been dead for ten years lol the fun never ends!

[pjalne]

Fuck, I totally forgot to download/print the Sharon Osbourne thing, and now I want to use it in my freelance writing class in three days. Anyone got a bckup or a print they can scan?

Oh, and Jixby: go to abcnews.com and search their site for 'xxx' or 'xxxx'. Right now you'll only find sports page templates (like xxx win again!) and some other shit, though :(

[mburbank]

Pre written obits for famous people goes back at least a few generations. My Grandfather on my Mom's side used to write 'em for the washington post, and keeping them updated used to be a whole job. Entry level writers got stuck with the 'dead file'.

And it's sad Chris Reeve died.

But death is always funny, and tragic death is funnier and tragic celebrity death is a gut buster.

Funny and sad don't have to be separate things.

[Spectre X]

Dude, this is SO OLD, like ten minutes at LEAST.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=15036

Just you wait until Spectre X gets home, he'll know how to deal with you!

:( , though.

Actually I just heard about this myself, living in another timezone and all.

Sad. :(

[Zhukov]

My brother ran around trhe room singing "Kryptonite! Kryptonite!" and laughinng really hard.

I always liked him and I thought he was a good superman. Because, really, that is the measure of a person.

[ernasty10050]

he wasn't even a good super man
it was a horse that crippled him. a horse!!!

[pjalne]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[pjalne]

Cunt.

[AChimp]

Richard Pryor better watch out. There's gonna be a lot of angry people knocking on his door. >:

[Miss Modular]

This is all Zod's fault.*

* Runs to hide from Zod, Non, Ursa, and their army.

[kellychaos]

Several interviewed doctors indicated that he lived at least 2 years beyond what the average is for that kind of injury.

[Spectre X]

Luthor was a much better foe than Zod ever was, because Luthor was a sneaky little bastard. Anybody read Red Son? SNEAKY LITTLE BASTARD.

[ScruU2wice]

fuckin rule of thirds

Chic from Psycho
Rodney Dangerfield
Christopher Reeve


It never fails

[Supafly345]

Please explain the rule of thirds. You can't just take the last three people that died and say "that's the rule of thirds." Maybe if they all died in the same day, or one a day for three days there would be a rule of thirds, but in that case this doesn't apply.

[Spectre X]

Three famous people dieing in a relatively short ammount of time.

And it's Rule of Threes.

[Supafly345]

Last time someone mentioned that it was 5 people, not three. Maybe it is really the rule of fives and nobody notices the other two.

[Rongi]

Richard Pryor better watch out. There's gonna be a lot of angry people knocking on his door. >:

Pryor is still alive :eek?

[FartinMowler]

Too much attention was given to Christopher Reeves :/ Margot Kidder is even more amazing that she is alive In 1996, when Margot was going to write a biography of herself, she began to get paranoid, and her computer contracted a virus. Her manic depression, then took its toll. She panicked, and created problems in her head. This led to her fantasizing that her first husband was going to kill her, so she left her home, and feigned death. She even altered her appearance for dramatic effect. After an intervention took place, Margot got back on her feet and started the mental wellness campaign. Since then Margot has sustained her career in film, television, and theater, recently appearing in a Canadian stage production of "The Vagina Monologues". Margot continues to work screen magic and life wonders with her mental wellness campaign. A beautiful person extrinsically and intrinsically, Margot shows no signs of disappearing from her career any time soon, and that's just how her fans like it!

[Big McLargehuge]

What the fuck does that have to do with superman you worthless fuck?

[Rongi]

margot kidder was in the superman movies >:

[Big McLargehuge]

OH OH PICK ME TEACHER, I KNOW THE ANSWER.

[Rongi]

fuck you :tear

[Jixby Phillips]

Pryor is still alive :eek?

THERE WAS AN ARITLCE ABOUT PRYOR ON IMDB.COM YESTERDAY

TO READ MY TAKE ON IT, CHECK OUT F*CK YOU B*TCH: THE JOURNAL (http://www.livejournal.com/community/f8ckyoub8tch)

[Rongi]

THIS MADE ME THINK OF AN IDEA OF A TV SHOW THAT WOULD BE LIKE HART TO HART, EXCEPT ITS RICHARD PRYOR AND MATTHEW PERRY AND THEY ARE MARRIED AND THEY GO ON FABULOUS TRIPS TO EXOTIC LOCATIONS AND ARE ALWYAS STUMBLING INTO MYSTERIES THAT REVOLVE AROUND ANIMALS AND YOU KNOW THEM THEY *HAVE* TO SOLVE THEM

L O L :(

[ernasty10050]

i hope you all haven't forgotten about another celebrity death:
ken caminiti, former houston astro and san diego padre, 1996 NL MVP, steroid user and cocaine addict. died of heart attack at age 42.

[Emu]

yeah, but was HE a superhero? no

[ScruU2wice]

Maybe if they all died in the same day, or one a day for three days there would be a rule of thirds, but in that case this doesn't apply.

the tree died like in the same week.

[Captain Goodtimes]

Don't ask me what scru is talking about, I'm stumped.

[ScruU2wice]

I hate you all and fuck your non editing feature

[Big McLargehuge]

yeah, but was HE a superhero? no

you clearly have never done coke, not a super hero pshhhh.