HALLOWEEN GRAB BAG: "HALLOWEEN MEMORIES!"

[Mockery]

Another spook-o-licious grab bag piece by Max Burbank, this time he reminisces about some of his most impressive Halloween costumes over the years.

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/pics/memories-box.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/memories.php)
HALLOWEEN GRAB BAG: "HALLOWEEN MEMORIES!" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/memories.php

Enjoy!

[Big McLargehuge]

Hang on to that Max Burbank, he's a funny one.

[FS]

My concern is that this is all true, and what that does to a man.

Good piece, Max. I'm gonna... stand over here now.

[mburbank]

Thanks. While this piece is more autobiographical than most of my work, a lot of it is made up. Well, some of it. I'm sure as hell not saying what.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

that really took me back...especially the home made super hero costume. I once made a costume entirely out of pieces of costumes I shop lifted from our local Roses department store...it was hideous.....but I had an entire pillow case full of candy that lasted well past christmas....

[Drev]

Max, your daughter should host a show on TV. :(

[DeadKennedys]

Max, you card! :lol

[darkvare]

you know what is disturbing every year at my school the winner is a dude dressed as a whore :/

[Zhukov]

That was really funny.


Why on earth did you go as snoopy? Why didn't you just go as a pilot?

[mburbank]

I am old enough that the Charlie Brown Halloween episode was fairly new, and I loved it. Pilot, schmilot, I wanted to be Snoopy flying his doghouse. I just wasn't that good at it. I think I had black felt floppy ears bobbypinned to my head as well as the nose, which was actually half a ping pong ball painted black, but while that section is mostly true, facts are altered with poetic licsence.

[Zhukov]

Okay. I can accept that.

I bet that the dressing up as a girl part is fake. Nobody would ever do that.

[mburbank]

Absolutely.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

remember kids, if you dress like a woman for Halloween, stay away from Truck Stops.....just a little advice from your 'ol Uncle Cosmo....