Which Jedi are you?

[sports]

:) that's right folks, the lastest hit game to hit the net. Discover which Jedi you are.

http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/

>: I am a Jedi Knight. I easily defeat all the wussy padawans. *evil laugh*

[Ninjavenom]

Jedi Knight my ass.

http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/jedimaster.jpg


Bow before me. If i was to be any Jedi (which i thought the quiz originally was), i think i'd be Badass Luke. Not gay wimppy pussyboy Luke, i'd be Robo-Hand-Master-of-the-Light-Side-Uber-Fucking-Ninja-With-Poofy-Hair Luke.

[James]

I'm the one with the lightsaber.

[sports]

>: I am a Jedi Knight--ninja!

James...your a fool. :). I wonder what Rog is... :/...chosen one?

[ThisIsWitty]

http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/anakin.jpg

Shit :(

[sports]

:) try again witty...*chosen one lol*

[executioneer]

whatever kind hates gay online personality tests >:

[sports]

was somebody a padawan? It's ok... :lol

[ThisIsWitty]

You big dirty faggot.

[executioneer]

was somebody a padawan? It's ok... :lol

no, i didn't take it. I never take those gay things. Who the fuck cares what computer game from the 80s or character from "Samurai Pizza Cats" they are >:

[executioneer]

i mean does this look like a thirteen-year-old girl's livejournal to you >:

[executioneer]

hey every body, guess what fucking car from grand theft auto 3 i am! guess what color of unicorn i am! guess what flavor of jelly belly i am!

[executioneer]

guess guess GUESS >:

hey what percent gay am i!

what kind of operating system am i am i windows 95 or am i linux or maybe i am mac os X! WHAT KIND OF BURGER KING SANDWICH AM I HUH WHAT KIND OF BUTTERFLY AM I WHAT MAGIC CARD AM I ASDLKNNGNMKELRSFEKW >: >: >: http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/mad.gifhttp://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/mad.gifhttp://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/mad.gifhttp://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/mad.gifhttp://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/mad.gif

[DamnthatDavid]

chill dude, the page sucks, but it can't hurt you. It's over now, just forget it.

[ThisIsWitty]

Toyola

Pink

African American

3000>:

New Mexico

John Kerry

White

[sports]

dude...stop being a drama queen. You heard me...tough guy.

[Anonymous]

and another thread gets jettisoned into mock wars

[Captain Goodtimes]

there's no toyola in grand theft auto :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

mcmock's sidescrolling post: baleeted

[Anonymous]

okay apparently it wasn't mcmock's post that was the problem, but I don't see that as any reason to stop this practice

[sports]

Well thank you mr. executioneer, for sending my thread to the mock wars. >: _l_.

[Jixby Phillips]

can i suck your cock

[Crying Baby Jesus]

sith lord

[The Retro Kat]

TAKE THAT FAGGOT

[executioneer]

Well thank you mr. executioneer, for sending my thread to the mock wars. >: _l_.

:D

[Anonymous]

yeah willie what the fuck is your problem

[McMock]

For the record, I was Yoda.

[sports]

>: If I play my cards right, a gang of jedi knights can whoop Yoda's ass! *evil laugh*.

[Jixby Phillips]

*evil laugh*

[McMock]

Beat Yoda, nobody can.

[executioneer]

what about yodas DAD huh mutherfucker

[McMock]

Yoda's dad can't fight because he's too busy humping your mothers ass.

[executioneer]

TOUCHÉ

[Crying Baby Jesus]

can you just shoot yoda in the face with a normal bullet using gun?
Lazers are crap all they do is burn not punch steak sized holes in your face

[executioneer]

it depends upon the amount of energy put into the beam >: there are lasers that can put a hole thru a DIAMOND

[executioneer]

http://www.cndyorks.gn.apc.org/yspace/articles/laser_insights.htm

[McMock]

The bullet would need to be stronger in the force than Yoda, and that'd be a really grand feat to acomplish for just a stupid bullet. Physics don't matter anymore when midichlorines enter the game. Or something.