2:31

[HNICPantitude]

It's 2:31 and I am passing out at my desk. McDonald's is fucking sick and does this to me every time.

[Matt Harty]

Shut the fuck up.

[HNICPantitude]

Let me tell you something you little cock gobbling faggot fuck. You're like 19 years old. You don't know shit about your life. You probably have no friends outside of you virtual buddies you talk to on this board, because you can beat off to you gay porn in another window while attempting to wonder what it might be like and have friends and be social in the real world. You're feeble attempt to be disinterested and somehow act like a veteran of "message boarding" is only dwarfed in uselesness, by your gay little fucking anime avatar used to represent your worthless self on I-Mockery.net message forums.

[HNICPantitude]

Nice grammar on my part all throughout the post.

[BlueOatmeal]

I'm in love. I can feel it.

[HNICPantitude]

BLIP BLOOP BLIP

[kellychaos]

And so it begins.

[HNICPantitude]

So what begins?

[FS]

You probably have no friends outside of you virtual buddies you talk to on this board

That's kind of silly coming from someone who's posting that he's bored at work.

[FS]

More like you suck my cock, faggot

[HNICPantitude]

What can I say? I'm fucking silly. What I can tell you is that I start threads like this deliberately.

[JPR]

I am trying really hard to say something funny that would make me king of this thread. Not going to happen, not with eyebrows like mine.

So, which card game do you play at work?

[Matt Harty]

Let me tell you something you little cock gobbling faggot fuck. You're like 19 years old. You don't know shit about your life. You probably have no friends outside of you virtual buddies you talk to on this board, because you can beat off to you gay porn in another window while attempting to wonder what it might be like and have friends and be social in the real world. You're feeble attempt to be disinterested and somehow act like a veteran of "message boarding" is only dwarfed in uselesness, by your gay little fucking anime avatar used to represent your worthless self on I-Mockery.net message forums.

You'd be suprised of my social life, jealous to the point of suicide to say the least.

Anyways I don't need to impress you and I at no point implied me telling you to stfu had anything to do with my time at the forums. I just really think you need to shut the fuck up.

[Rongi]

jealous to the point of suicide to say the least.

god you're a prick

[Helm]

gay little fucking anime avatar used to represent your worthless self on I-Mockery.net message

Pantitude, do you like to get drunk and drive?

[Crying Baby Jesus]

HNICPantitude please explain to the boards why you joined this site just to gripe, bitch, and whine about everylittle thing?

Does it make you feel big because youre "of age" and seemingly know more than everyone?

Or are you doing this because of some insecurity, maybe someones a wee bit shrunk in his trunks?

Or are you just a pitiful dumbass who can only get a job at macdonalds after the manager tells you to go home and shower before your interview?


By the way nobody cares, shut the fuck up, and go crawl in a culvert and die.

[Matt Harty]

WHILE IM AT IT CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP TOO?

[Rongi]

More like Matt Hardly funny

[Lotida]

You probably have no friends outside of you virtual buddies you talk to on this board, because you can beat off to you gay porn in another window while attempting to wonder what it might be like and have friends and be social in the real world. You're feeble attempt to be disinterested and somehow act like a veteran of "message boarding" is only dwarfed in uselesness, by your gay little fucking anime avatar used to represent your worthless self on I-Mockery.net message forums.

It's almost like you have known him forever. Like you can see into his soul. This is freaky!! :/

[Rongi]

ah cha cha cha cha

[Matt Harty]

RONGI WILL BE HERE ALL WEEK FOLKS.

[Rongi]

hey matt it's so funny when you type in caps

[Matt Harty]

so funny i just hit my knees so hard they split in half har har har har

[Crying Baby Jesus]

fukin mook

[soundtest]

i'm really fucking cool!

[HNICPantitude]

HNICPantitude please explain to the boards why you joined this site just to gripe, bitch, and whine about everylittle thing?

Does it make you feel big because youre "of age" and seemingly know more than everyone?

Or are you doing this because of some insecurity, maybe someones a wee bit shrunk in his trunks?

Or are you just a pitiful dumbass who can only get a job at macdonalds after the manager tells you to go home and shower before your interview?


By the way nobody cares, shut the fuck up, and go crawl in a culvert and die.

1.) I did not join these boards just to gripe, bitch and whine about every little thing. I joined the boards in 2001 in an effort to spam a link.

2.) One, I only feel big, because I am big. You need an apostrophe in "you're," and who said I was "of age"? I'm also glad that you feel I seemingly know everything. Stick with that, and you'll get somewhere in life.

3.) Insecure? No, unfortunately not. Perhaps a little insecurity could curb my ego. "Shrunk in his trunks?" - Please refer to response #2 where I explain my feelings on being big.

4.) I don't work at McDonald's, and I've never spoken to a McDonald's manager.

While I'm here, I will take the opportunity to write further:

"Please explain to the boards" - Should I explain, I will explain to the members of the boards, and not the boards themselves. Secondly, are you in some type of administrator or moderator role, or did you just feel that you would take charge of the thread in an effort to win over friends? If not, for whom do you speak collectively?

[Matt Harty]

YOU SURE HAVE EVERYONE FIGURED OUT HNICPANTITUDE

[HNICPantitude]

How so? I see no analysis in my previous response. To which statement do you refer?

[Matt Harty]

Oh so they're analysis. Do you like to pretend you're some sorta psycologist?

I know people like you. They run around trying to figure people out, telling them how things are going to be and why they are the way they are. The fags usually base the "analysis" off of their own depressive lives.

So I believe for once Arrowx has made a successful mock on you, and the well made point that you're insecure.

[HNICPantitude]

Oh so they're analysis. Do you like to pretend you're some sorta psycologist?

I know people like you. They run around trying to figure people out, telling them how things are going to be and why they are the way they are. The fags usually base the "analysis" off of their own depressive lives.

So I believe for once Arrowx has made a successful mock on you, and the well made point that you're insecure.

Wow - I had to read that twice to understand what you were even trying to say.

1.) "Oh so they're analysis?" WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

2.) Psychologist. Where in my response did I analyze the poster of the message I was replying to?

3.) You know people like me? Who is acting the psychologist now? I run around trying to figure people out, and why they are the way they are? What are you talking about? There is zero logic in that statement, based upon my response to questions asked directly to me. The "fags"? Excuse me? Where did you pull that one from? Depressive lives? Is depressive a word?

Can you "mock on" someone? If so, please explain how.

By the way... SHUT THE FUCK UP

[glowbelly]

i think everyone just needs a nice warm breakfast :D

[Matt Harty]

Only girls over-analyze everything.

[glowbelly]

i just proved you wrong :)

[Matt Harty]

not you :(

what?

[HNICPantitude]

Shut the fuck up

[glowbelly]

i'm not explaining this to you.

[Helm]

Only girls over-analyze everything.

not sure what you're going on about, but HNICPantitude is a guy.

[JPR]

If I had the time, then I'd spend a little more with you, and if I had a 100 million then I'd probably give half to you.

All the cool kids bitch to each other on the internet. Good job I get my Hi-Fi at Richer Sounds- the UK's busiest Hi-Fi retailer.

What a fucking waste of time.

[HNICPantitude]

BLIP

[LNSICPantitude]

he's big.

the end.

[Emu]

are you guys related :eek :x

[LNSICPantitude]

are you guys related :eek :x

that's just wrong on so many levels given what i just posted.

i'm the little mrs.

[executioneer]

bloop

[LNSICPantitude]

exactly

blip bloop blip

[ziggytrix]

"Please explain to the boards" - Should I explain, I will explain to the members of the boards, and not the boards themselves. Secondly, are you in some type of administrator or moderator role, or did you just feel that you would take charge of the thread in an effort to win over friends? If not, for whom do you speak collectively?

He speaks for the trees.

[Terra]

And trees make "boards."

[executioneer]

i talk to the trees
but they never listen to me
i talk to the stars
but they never hear me
the breeze hasn't time
to stop and hear what i say
i talk to them all
in vain

[ziggytrix]

oh shit, never mind, i was thinking of the lorak the whole time.

[ziggytrix]

loraX

fucking edit :<

[Anonymous]

I know matt i think he needs to have some SEX like the rest of us cool guys haha am i right

[Helm]

There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas

The trouble with the maples
(and they’re quite convinced they’re right)
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light
But the oaks can’t help their feelings
If they like the way they’re made
And they wonder why the maples
Can’t be happy in their shade?

There is trouble in the forest
And the creatures all have fled
As the maples scream `oppression!`
And the oaks, just shake their heads

So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights
’the oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light’
Now there’s no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet,
Axe,
And saw ...

[Matt Harty]

I know matt i think he needs to have some SEX like the rest of us cool guys haha am i right

haha yeah im sexualy frustrated!

[Lotida]

I know matt i think he needs to have some SEX like the rest of us cool guys haha am i right

haha yeah im sexualy frustrated!

How touching a romantic moment between friends! :love

[Matt Harty]

hey lotida dont make fun! ^_-

[soundtest]

wow what was meant to be a routine newbie bashing really blew up in your face! but i'm glad we got to see this serious intellectual side!! beat them at their own game that's what makes a good mocker i always say we adapt

[Matt Harty]

soundtest you sound like someone i know!

[soundtest]

who might that be kittens mittens[/quote] tell me something and i'm being completely serious you're an extremely hideous little cunt

[soundtest]

christ reply already i don't have all fucking day you came in here all big and mighty telling somebody to shut the fuck up and they made you look like a goddamned fool explain yourself

[Matt Harty]

uh oh my ego rep is destroyed what do i do now soundtest im sorry please be my friend!

[Matt Harty]

oh wait this is about me picking on your boyfriend rongi lol :eek

[Matt Harty]

where did you go twat

[soundtest]

matt harty. i won't be your friend because you are uglier than sin. i'm serious - you are so fucking ugly it hurts my feelings. all this kitten mittens crap and cutesie faggoty persona you've built up does not take away from that. seriously. you are fucking ugly. very very fucking ugly. no offense

[Matt Harty]

do you have a fashion sense too? :O

[Matt Harty]

zzzzz soundtest, zzzzz

[soundtest]

good idea matt you could use the beauty sleep

http://mattharty.com/photos/thinking.jpg

[Matt Harty]

haha while we're at it lets post pictures of our girlfriends.

you first

[Matt Harty]

dont take hoouuuuuurs this time

[soundtest]

i don't have one at the moment but here is a bitch i'm eyeing

http://mattharty.com/photos/thinking.jpg

now post yours she must be so hot

[Matt Harty]

which one?

[soundtest]

your choice! let's see these hot babes!! did you score

[Matt Harty]

when i say girlfriends i mean any that you have or might have had in the past you silly twit. so ANY that you might have had is fine.

its ok if you have to go back to middle school :eek

[Matt Harty]

fine i'll start off

this is jackie who im currently dating

http://mattharty.com/photos/jackiemadisongame.jpg

[soundtest]

not bad! you really are a ladies man got any tips

http://mattharty.com/photos/thinking.jpg

[Matt Harty]

yeah step 1 make some friends

[Matt Harty]

hey soundtest i have more pics if you wanna make a shrine!

[soundtest]

holy shit i had no idea you were such a stud this changes everything ok confession time i'm a 27 year old virgin who has never had a girlfriend not even kissed one i have no friends and i spend all my time here looking for acceptance on this board help me

http://mattharty.com/photos/thinking.jpg

[Matt Harty]

soundtest now your being a hypocrite i thought we werent making fools of ourselves here!

http://mattharty.com/photos/mirror.jpg

here another pic for you to wack to ;o

[Matt Harty]

oh and heres jackies abs

http://mattharty.com/photos/jackiewhitey.jpg


oh yeah[/img]

[soundtest]

no offense but i wouldn't fuck that with your dick and arrowx pushing

[Matt Harty]

no need to be jealous bro, i can always show you the rest

but as you have nothing to even compete with me with its kinda pointless to even try insulting me or my friends


and how many times have you had sex worlds sexiest man?

[Matt Harty]

sorry for having to burn you this bad but if you cant take the heat stay out of the kitchen lol haha am i right guys haha i just mocked you soundtest but wait why do i sound like chojin???

[soundtest]

:lol when you live with a girl for 3 years it's hard to keep track

how bout yourself player?

:jealous

[Matt Harty]

so i gotta go for now (you know i have to do things in the outside world :eek) lol jk man i know you have a life maybe lol no seriously though

maybe you can write down a list of better insults and have helm revise it so you dont look like a jackass next time ;D

[Matt Harty]

:lol when you live with a girl for 3 years it's hard to keep track

how bout yourself player?

:jealous

oh man for 3 years and your still a virgin lol what an uppercut jk man peace out

xoxoxloxo

[ernasty10050]

well, one thing is for sure: i could definitely use some good sex right now.

[Lotida]

hey lotida dont make fun! ^_-

I am not making fun of you Kitten. ;)

I didn't realize Chojin had such nice abs!


P.S. Just the fact you are arguing who has sex more is a HUGE sign of immaturity!! Grow up Kitten and realize you look like one of the Hobbits from Lord of the Rings. :puke

[Matt Harty]

my point is that i may be ugly, but I have a gf, tons of friends, and a life, which is more than i can say for the rest of you.

now here we go with me being a prick again. but if you have a problem with me, dont bring my personal life into it, because i'll beat you in every aspect.

[Matt Harty]

and these amounts of people havent ganged up on me since i mentioned the fact that I have a life, so i'm humble knowing you're all just wah wah wahhhing because you can't be me. :)

[kellychaos]

Matt is very self-assured. He would be a good friend to those who are worthy.

[soundtest]

jesus lol if you dont see i have lost faith

http://mattharty.com/photos/thinking.jpg

[Eternal_Champion]

:bestderail/ :bestthread
we could make it better though

[Anonymous]

my point is that i may be ugly, but I have a gf, tons of friends, and a life, which is more than i can say for the rest of you.

now here we go with me being a prick again. but if you have a problem with me, dont bring my personal life into it, because i'll beat you in every aspect.
:lol

I know I feel humbled.

[Helm]

You know I've finished Contra with one life right?

[Anonymous]

http://www.popnko.com/imock/hartyonphone.jpg

[Lotida]

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/sehrgrosse/large-smiley-001.gif

[AChimp]

:lol @ Chojin

[FS]

I HAVE *SUCH* A LIFE, IT IS GREAT

[Anonymous]

When you're livin' it up like Matt Harty, you're pretty much obligated to multi-task.

[FS]

I AM SUCH A GREAT FIGHTER... I HAVE A STYLE!

[FS]

I MEAN I HAVE *SUCH* A STYLE, JESUS


I hate that I can't edit failed jokes :wah

[Matt Harty]

lol choj, but I was talking to my friends girlfriend on that phone.

I don't call people, they call me.

[Matt Harty]

but sorry i'm busy there's a party at my house

[Captain Goodtimes]

fine i'll start off

this is jackie who im currently dating

http://mattharty.com/photos/jackiemadisongame.jpg

That girl is POISON!! :eek

[Terra]

quick somebody say something

thnx

[executioneer]

bel biv devoe :x

[Captain Goodtimes]

That is CORRECT!

Congratulations Willie, you have beaten ken jennings in jeopardy.

[executioneer]

that happens a lot :(

[kellychaos]

So rock out with your cock out, Mr. Internet Player, because although you have nothing beyond cyber-bimbos, you give faith to all the booger-eaters with less than that. Real American Geniuuuussss!

[YugiIsTheBomb]

So rock out with your cock out, Mr. Internet Player, because although you have nothing beyond cyber-bimbos, you give faith to all the booger-eaters with less than that. Real American Geniuuuussss!

LMFAO!