Hey everyone

[Ricky Glue]

Hi guys! Man, thise site is really AWESOME!!! I was reading all the threads and I think you guys are pretty funny! So, I just wanted to say hi and whats up to all the playaz in the house! OK..now that I've been annoying, I just wanted to say that I was told to visit here by my friend who says the he comes here often. So, I just shot on over and I have to say that Chojin and Jixby are my favorites, tho I also like Ronnie and Matt Harty.


Also-I just finished reading one of those minmocks on stealing stuff from 7-11 using the slurpee cup! God, thats great! Anyways..I hope to get to know you guys better. Peace out!


-Rick "I stick to you like" Glue

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Shut up.

[HickMan]

Hey Rick. I'm HickMan. I'm the big cheese around these parts. You're pretty cool, so if anybody is giving you a hard time, just tell me and I'll fix everything.

[Crying Baby Jesus]

with FISTS!

PS Hey

[Cosmo Electrolux]

You have favorite characters? Are fucking insane? This is a goddamned message board, you retard....

[Ricky Glue]

Hey Hickman! Can I be your right hand man? I could help you be awesome and stuff. :-D

Also-Hi CBJ!!

[HickMan]

Yeah Glue. You seem pretty cool. Maybe my left thumb to start though, buddy!

[Ninjavenom]

-Generic negative comment!-

-Insult!-

-Put down!-

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Well done!

[Ricky Glue]

Wow. :-( Are you guys this rude to everyone who's new, or is it just me? I thought you guys were funny...not JERKS.

[Big McLargehuge]

Hickman doesn't really wanna be your friend, he is just playing you for the fool. You better stay away from him or you will lose all your internet cred.

[Anonymous]

What you need, my good man, is an animating gif under your name and several personality test results in your signature. I think that'd really help us understand what you're all about!

[Ricky Glue]

I don't know...he's been one of the only people who's nice to me so far. Call me gullible, but I take it at face value.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

I thought you guys were funny...not JERKS.



I thought you said you'd been reading things here.

[Crying Baby Jesus]

Please refer to me as Arrow The whole CBJ thing is just another name becaus eIm an unoriginal prick and soemone changed my password

[HickMan]

:(

[Crying Baby Jesus]

do I have any icred?

[bigtimecow]

hi i'm bigtimecow and no one ever says anything about me. maybe i'm the village faggot. :(

[executioneer]

whats with the name ricky, do you like to glue things or something :/

[executioneer]

and i know its totally tacky and a jerk to say this but dude did you not read the rules and suggestions or w/e that thing is at the top of the page, where it says not to make a "hay i'm new" thread cause thats a good way to make everyone be a jerk to you in large waves :x

[James]

If you want to last longer than a week, you'll give me a blowjob. First I get you used to the money. Then I make you swallow.

[Ricky Glue]

Uhm...yea, but since this forum is all about jokeing..I thought it was in good fun. :-( Sorry if I pissed anyone off. And no..I don't really like to glue things.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Joking. And there are few good jokes here. And apologizing makes it worse.

[executioneer]

nobody really gets mad on here they just act all mean and sh*t

[Ricky Glue]

How's THIS, Chojin? *check out my sig*

[The Damp Moose]

Everyone here is a complete prick. Get used to it.

Oh, and fuck off and die. :)

[executioneer]

f*ck you i'm not a prick >: >: >:

[Crying Baby Jesus]

fuck you moose

you clever cow tipping hilbilly sister rapist

[executioneer]

arrowx i swear 2 god i will punch u in the c*nt if you dont stop being an insult factory all the time >:

[Jixby Phillips]

this is jixby phillips mother and i want to let you sons of bitches know that you killed my son

f*ck you all

[The Damp Moose]

f*ck you i'm not a prick >: >: >:

oh sry i didnt meen taht i gess i shuld apologyze 2 u sry

[executioneer]

you better

[Crying Baby Jesus]

this is jixby phillips mother and i want to let you sons of bitches know that you killed my son

f*ck you all

Uh-Oh Here comes the scolding

[Jeanette X]

Ricky Glue visits the ocean:
http://downloads.mrball.net/pics/shark.jpg

"Ooh, a dolphin! Maybe it will let me swim with it and it's school! The salt water should help this darn bleeding cut on my foot too..."

[Crying Baby Jesus]

it is a dolpbin you mongoloid

[Jeanette X]

I do hope I have gotten my point across with my clumsy metaphor.

[Crying Baby Jesus]

yes And I'm none the wiser

God I lost interest long ago :(

[executioneer]

it is a shark you braindamage >: dolphins have horizontal tailfins and sharks have vertical ones >:

[executioneer]

and if youd ever watched the fhe classic home video "the white seal" you would know this :rolleyes

[executioneer]

http://www.xs4all.nl/~vangeijt/junglebook/whiteseal.html

[executioneer]

although THAT doesnt mention it now that i read it :lol

[Ricky Glue]

Wow.....The hatred flows pretty bad here. But I might take James up on his offer to hang around for more than a week. Just kidding by the way. Anyways, I'm realy glad that Chojin and Jixby said hi to me! :-D I know they're only putting me down because thats what they do and it's nothing personal. So, bring it on!!! LOL Well, I enjoyed the picture of the shark you made for me Jeanette....is that a token of your feelings for me? Ya wanna hang out sometime? Just let me know. Alright guys..I'm gettin' a bit tired. I suppose I'll speak with you again in the AM. Bye!

-Ricky "Stuck to you like" Glue

[FreakinStrange]

This thread is depressing

[WhiteRat]

LIl' Lipnicky should cheer you up.
http://img41.exs.cx/img41/2784/retard.gif

[Matt Harty]

Hey Ricky Glue!

[HNICPantitude]

Wouldn't it be funny if Ricky Glue was really another user posting under a different name?

[Ricky Glue]

Another user? You mean like me being someone else on this board? I haven't posted here before yesterday, tho I've been checking out the boards for about a week now....maybe a little less.

Hi Matt Harty!

[Supafly345]

Hey everyone!

[ThisIsWitty]

Great balls of fuck he put a Pokemon thing in his signature what a faggot rite guys ?

[FreakinStrange]

LIl' Lipnicky should cheer you up.
http://img41.exs.cx/img41/2784/retard.gif

that kid is so darn adorable i cant help but be happy now :)

[Carnivore]

People always bitch and complain that we're so mean. It's not our fault you suck. We didn't make you suck. We're simply reacting to the fact that you do.

[sadie]

i bet you like to eat glue, right, ricky?

[Ricky Glue]

I don't suck, you faggots. And Sadie...you must be THAT much of a loser to make fun of my last name...like you're the first to do it. Faggot bitch! :-(

[EisigerBiskuit]

thats your name? Youre insane!! :eek

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Gee, ease up on her there, Ricky. You know she can't deal with those quick-witted, biting insults.

[Ricky Glue]

My apologies. I'll try not to be so clever in the near future.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Well, you try your hardest. And didn't I say don't apologize.

[nothing4buddha]

OK... Whose character is this? :/

[DamnthatDavid]

Charachters get me so depressed.

[Ricky Glue]

I actually find it kind of funny that you guys think I'm a character. You can go on thinking it for all I care too.

[ThisIsWitty]

Ricky, you used to be so nice! What happened? Did those dastardly internet people get to you?!

Be nice some more it was nice.

[DamnthatDavid]

Ouch... that razor wit is to much for me to handle.

[Ricky Glue]

If u don't watch it DTD, you're gonna get a DDT.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Shut up.

[Ricky Glue]

YOU shut up.

[Supafly345]

You are far too cool to be seen here Ricky. It might be better if you left before the guys at the High Five Goodluck club get wind of this.

[Dole]

Ricky is the posting equivalent of a bag of salad thats way past its sell by date, and is starting to liquify into a foul smelling green goo.

[FartinMowler]

I'm bored already >:

[Anonymous]

Buddha needs to return to the picture of her looking like a zombie. That was hot.

RICKY, YOU-SA MAKIN' ME SOOO MAD!

[Matt Harty]

Another user? You mean like me being someone else on this board? I haven't posted here before yesterday, tho I've been checking out the boards for about a week now....maybe a little less.

Hi Matt Harty!

Hey Ricky Glue!

[Ricky Glue]

Hey Matt...these guys are dick heads. Can you believe that? Internet people....dickheads....I mean......C'MON!?!

[Matt Harty]

I wonder what they're like in real life! :eek

[Ricky Glue]

dick...tators?

[Matt Harty]

:lol

[Esuohlim]

More like Sticky Glue. Snap to the max! :x

[Ricky Glue]

hmmm.....no

[Esuohlim]

What are you MutatedZombieSkunk or something? :rolleyes

[Ricky Glue]

My lawyer has asked me not to answer any question when I'm not in his presence.

[sadie]

lol. i'm a faggot bitch.

[EisigerBiskuit]

In honor of Clue, my accusation is Matt made Ricky, in his room, with horse tranquilizers.
*show me cards*

[Raziel]

Aw crap you won.

[Crying Baby Jesus]

MY BRAIN BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

[Ricky Glue]

I still find it hilarious you guys think I'm a Matt Harty character! LOL I'm SOOOOO not Mattchew Harty!

[Matt Harty]

Yeah you can go ahead and do that magic IP shit, Ricky isn't me.

[Ricky Glue]

It's true! I was never Mattchew Harty...ever!

[YugiIsTheBomb]

I'm not Mattchew Harty either

[Anonymous]

Matt, you know I'm not allowed to divulge identities, even on request.

That said, I think what you're doing is hilarious. Keep it up.