Schimid Is Single Again!

[Schimid]

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[AChimp]

Huzzah!

[Big Papa Goat]

glad you let us all in on that

[Anonymous]

What, again?

How many times have you broken up with this girl now

[Crying Baby Jesus]

As many tiems as hes had sex with her

[Helm]

Listen up, ArrowX. If you attempt to fag up another thread, you'll be forcing my hand. Forcing it to form a fist and punch your ear clean off that amorphous blob that you call a head, only with more lipstick. So shut up. I'm warning shut! I'm war SHUT UP I'm warning you, now



Schimid: Welcome back, here's your membership card. We missed you sir. We've kept your booth right as it was feel free to sit there and wallow in self-pity for as long as you like, we'll send someone over when it's closing time.

[FS]

I was just wondering why all the ladies I ran in to today were sighing contently with big smiles and staring off into space!

[Terra]

It's getting to the end of the month. They've invested in new batteries.

[Snatchtastic]

Sorry for your loss :(

[Crying Baby Jesus]

I don't wear lipstick its kust the distortion, my friend turned of the flash, raised all the little light, color contrast levels and took the picture while I was punching him in the stomach for calling my mom a whore.

[Ninjavenom]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

SHUT THE FUCK UP

YOU FAT SACK OF CRAP

EVERY THREAD I GO TO CONTAINS YOU

SHUT UP



I'm also curious, how many times have you broken up with her?

[the_dudefather]

are all the foxy ladies clawing at the door as we speak? (type)

[adeptninja]

eh tough break man unless you wanted this. If so congrats

[Schimid]

Yeah, I wanted this.

Well, it started out with her being mad at me for, after being in this play (Charlie Brown), I talked with some people afterwards and she got mad at me for not devoting my full attention to her. She makes up some bullshit about being "distracted" and "having a lot on her mind" in order to have a reason to dwell on it and be angry.

So, I played along and said we should take a "break", in which we don't talk as much, because as long as she has these distractions, I'm going to feel like she hates me. She said alright and I thought it was all okay.

After the show the next night, she comes and I talk with her family, but she doesn't say a goddamn thing to me, she even avoids eye contact. I go up to my friend Andrew and say "Dude, she's still mad at me :( " and he told me that she told him that we broke up.

I called her about it to see if it was true, and it was, so...yeah. I went all playground on her and threw some guilt on her and hung up, never to speak to her again. She's giving me my clothes tomorrow.

Anyway, we never actually broke up before--we had rough spots, but never an actual break-up.

So, um, there.

[Terra]

How long was this relatioship?

Anyway, if your happy, congratulations.

[adeptninja]

damn I would beat dat hoe for disrespek

[ziggytrix]

YAY, HAPPY ENDING!

[Jixby Phillips]

I WANT TO TIE A STRING AROUND ADEPTNINJA'S PENIS AND MAKE IT WAGGLE AROUND A LITTLE AND I WOULD I DONT KNOW JUST WATCH IT WAGGLE AROUND :)

[sadie]

i didn't know you were into manipulating other people's penises with string!

[Jixby Phillips]

well he could waggle it i guess but i wanna be there

[Tonberry]

Schimid Is Single Again!

:wink

[Perndog]

I liked tonberry better in all caps and third person.

[liquidstatik]

tru

[the_dudefather]

DUDEFATHER LIKED THAT TOO!

[Helm]

Tonberry was all like TONBERY WILL FUCK YOU UP but he's just a dork that runs a final fantasy website shrine in his basement so let's not make him feel too good about existing by aknowledging him too much, guys. Ok?

[Schizophrenia]

omg a/s/l plz lol im 13 cali ok plz be my bf!!1!

No, no, I'm sorry. Let me try again.

"Better luck next time".