Hi!

[GingerGrrl22]

Hello! Just saying hi.

I thought this board would be a lot more popular...

[ziggytrix]

... than what?

[Pub Lover]

Hello.

[MetalMilitia]

:newbie

[Pub Lover]

:lol @ bitter new person.

[adeptninja]

Hi new person....and yes this board is more popular

[DeadKennedys]

BEND OVER, NOOB

[kellychaos]

I am popular ... but I am an over-produced, commercially invented product ... I lip sync but I dance really kewl.

[CastroMotorOil]

A/S/L?

[kellychaos]

I especially like the two R's in girl ... like a tiger grrrrrrrrr ... seksy.

[Emu]

I'm sure you and your clever play on the word "girl" (we call that a 'pun!') will be welcomed warmly!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Shit...another one....and we just got Vinth back......

[Dixie]

does this one get a tentacle rape too? please?

[GingerGrrl22]

I'm a foreign exchange poster from the View Askew message board, actually. I'm trying to promote friendship and unity.

[Emu]

Proof that only a complete nimrod would come to a place called i-Mockery to promote friendship and unity.

[kellychaos]

Let's be water brothers, K?

[StonerDave]

I don't know about friendship and unity, but View Askew is the shit.

[Emu]

Stop disgracing Frank Zappa by gaying up this forum plz.

[Pub Lover]

There are too many new people running around again. >: :maxburbank >:

[Dixie]

go go gadget tentacle dick. someone opened the gates of hell and began a n00b flood.

[kellychaos]

Big gay ups to all my homies in the homo-hood. High fives all 'round y'all. Holla, pimpin'!

[FS]

HI ~* *~*~**~~* *~~~**~ERIN~**~~*~*~* * *~*~* ~!!!

[ThisIsWitty]

I'm a foreign exchange poster from the View Askew message board, actually. I'm trying to promote friendship and unity.

Who'd we send over there?

Are there trade-backs?

[kellychaos]

Your tickets are in the mail, fuck-wit.

[ThisIsWitty]

Here me now.
All sins should be treasured if they give thee pleasure somehow.

[Jixby Phillips]

I wish ThisIsWitty didn't post here :(

[Gaspy Conana]

Boys are really ugly, they're dirty and they're cold. >:

[ThisIsWitty]

Thats not a very nice thing to say, Mr. Phillips.

[adeptninja]

Boys are really ugly, they're dirty and they're cold. >: your just mad because you live in florida. Its not are fault you lost your virginty at age 11 whore.

[Dixie]

quoting cof isn't cool. plus it's "HEAR" not "HERE". in the words of albert witchfinder-you are nerd.

[Seven Force]

Shit...another one....and we just got Vinth back......

You gotta be shittin' me. Where?

[MrAdventure]

hey gingergirl22 whats up!!

[whoreable]

hi mr adventure! hows it going

[ArrowX]

Hullo New Person.

[MrAdventure]

hi whoreable im doin okay i mean, uh, sort of, for the full scoop check out my list of things to do if you get banned i dont feel like writin abuot why im feelin a bit bummed!

haha i was almost a real rude dude there i meant to say how are you doin whoreable!

dont worry gignergirl22, im not tryin to exclude you feel free to yak it up with the guys!

[sadie]

whenever i see whoreable i think of that guy from "office space."