Perndog is 21 years old today

[Perndog]

And that's that.

[HickMan]

HAPPY BARFDAY. I love you ;o

[dieglamourous]

Now you can buy me some alcohol...Because you know how much us 18 year olds love alcohol.

[Terra]

Happy Birthday Perndog!!! I hope it's great for you. Go out and have fun! :)

[Big McLargehuge]

HAPPY BARFDAY. I love you ;o


YOU FUCKING WHORE, WE ARE THROUGH >:

[FartinMowler]

Good luck with being a trobone playing geek at 21 :)

[HickMan]

YOU FUCKING WHORE, WE ARE THROUGH >:

IT'S NOT WAHT YOU THINK BABY, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME.

[Big McLargehuge]

LIAR I SAW YOU

[Perndog]

My first legal drink was sake from Okinawa; my parents just got back from visiting my brother there.

The sake tastes like quality liquor but it's not my style...almost like a mix of wine and tequila. But the ceramic bottle is cool.

[soundtest]

wow sake :eek what other strange and exotic nectars from faraway lands have you had the pleasure to indulge have you heard of sushi i tried it once the verdict? more please! lol

Praying.

[Anonymous]

hapy birthday soundtests avatar makes me hot

[FS]

yes, happy birthday, soundtest's avatar.

[Jixby Phillips]

PERNDOG IS A FAG TODAY

[Perndog]

wow sake :eek what other strange and exotic nectars from faraway lands have you had the pleasure to indulge have you heard of sushi i tried it once the verdict? more please! lol

Praying.

HEY FUCK YOU MISTER IT WAS EXOTIC TO ME. >:

[FartinMowler]

I bet you stick your penis in the trombone and blow :/ and slide it

[Perndog]

I'm learning to play the trumpet now.

[Zhukov]

Did you get a trumpet for your birthday?!

[racialslur]

Don't your cheeks get really flushed when you play it, making you look like an obese guy who is too lazy to walk, so he buys himself a scooter to ride around on, making everyone else pity him, yet patronizingly smile and greet him as he passes by?

[Perndog]

No, I didn't get a trumpet for my birthday. I actually traded an extra trombone I had straight up for it, and I'm learning it now because a half-semester brass methods class just started (I'm already decent at the tuba and I'm picking up the French horn in three weeks).

And my cheeks don't get flushed, either.

[Guitar Woman]

wow sake :eek what other strange and exotic nectars from faraway lands have you had the pleasure to indulge have you heard of sushi i tried it once the verdict? more please! lol

Praying.
lmfao @ your avatar

[Jixby Phillips]

for fucks sake why did you quote his post to say something about his avatar jesus god fucking fuck you are dumb and stupid and i hate you FUCK

[racialslur]

I was gonna say about the same thing.

[Perndog]

Is something the matter, Jixby? Do you want to talk about it? Satan can help you.

[Jixby Phillips]

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLACK GIRLS DONT KNOW HOW TO WASH PROPERLY

thats my impression of you

[Matt Harty]

Happy Birthday.

[pjalne]

Happy birthday Mister Adventure!

[Guitar Woman]

for fucks sake why did you quote his post to say something about his avatar
Because fuck you, and because I needed to let him know that the avatar is the only amusing part about that post.

[Rongi]

who the fuck are you to say anything about humor you unfunny fat fucking anime watching weekend masturbating fucker i want you dead facelkfsjlskdjsdfl;'gj;k;gj fuck you

[Guitar Woman]

I might be unfunny, but I can laugh at a good joke. And would you please get off the subject of the fucking anime? Most anime sucks even more dick than you, but there are some exceptions. About 3 out of 1,000,000, to be precise.

[Rongi]

shut up and apologize to me, spaz

[Guitar Woman]

For what?

[Rongi]

for being a moron. you apologized to everyone else so i want an apology too you fruitcake

[Guitar Woman]

It scares me that you took the time to write DIE so many times in those private messages you sent me.

[Emu]

Wow. You're a retard AND you don't know what copy and paste is.

[Guitar Woman]

Ok, it scares me that he took the time to write DIE and then copy and paste it so many times. Happy now?

[Jixby Phillips]

it scares you that somebody took the time to write a 3-letter word, then hold down ctrl+v for a probably less than one minute?

[Lotida]

It scares me that you took the time to write DIE so many times in those private messages you sent me.

I got the same one from him!! I thought I was the only one who was special!! >:

[MrAdventure]

Happy birthday Mister Adventure!

whoa thanks uh i mean hold your horses dude youre a little early!!!

but seriously folks

spaz is so gross

yall: how gross is he!

spaz is so gross that one time he sneezed dicks all over himself

[Guitar Woman]

it scares you that somebody took the time to write a 3-letter word, then hold down ctrl+v for a probably less than one minute?
Yes, the fact that Rongi cares so much about letting me know he hates me is very frightening.

And how the hell can someone sneeze dicks all over themself?

[Jixby Phillips]

And how the hell can someone sneeze dicks all over themself?

Are you actually asking this? Are you commenting on the fact that it doesn't make sense in order to insult the person, or are you trying to get in on the joke?

[Guitar Woman]

The first one.

[Jixby Phillips]

You are a fucking stupid moron. Does it honestly bother you when anything is exagerated for comic effect? If you had your druthers, would you abolish all illogical statements, even if they are clearly meant to be funny? Do you have asperger syndrome? Are you a character, and do I have asperger syndrome? I am serious here, and I need your help. Please answer these questions.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm just saying that Adventure's insult was stupid and didn't make sense.
And for your questions,
no,
no,
no,
and no.

[Jixby Phillips]

I'm just saying that Adventure's insult was stupid and didn't make sense.

stupid AND didn't make sense, or stupid BECAUSE it didn't make sense?

[Guitar Woman]

Both.

[Jixby Phillips]

Oh.

Well, you're stupid and you don't make sense.

[Guitar Woman]

Then leave me alone. :(

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.geocities.com/jixby_phillips/fatherspaz.txt

thinking of u ;_;

[Jixby Phillips]

sorry for being mean :(

[Guitar Woman]

How many times do I have to tell you people that I hate anime?

That image looks like a dream I had once. :(

[Anonymous]

Jesus fucking Christ, Spaz, you are the fucking sorriest sack of monkey jizz that's dribbled out of an underage Japanese whore's mouth since Sethomas. You've already acted like a whiney bitch boy by claiming you weren't going to post on here anymore TWICE because "I was being mean to you". What did you do? See that I stopped posting for awhile, and decided that it was "safe" for you to post again?

Spaz: "Oh I just KNOW I could be popular if that mean old Mad Max wasn't constantly pointing out what a hopeless idiotic fucktard loser I am!"

GREAT PLAN FUCKTARD I SEE IT WORKED OUT REALLY WELL!
:lol

News flash, overweight anime loving fucktards like you aren't any more popular in "virtual world" than they are in the real world.

Grab some razor blades and slash your wrists pronto, fucktard.

:lol

[Guitar Woman]

Welcome back Max! :lol

[Guitar Woman]

The boards just aren't complete without you! :lol

[MrAdventure]

but seriously folks father spaz is so gross

yall : how gross is he he

father spaz is so gross that he got first place in a gross out competition!

haha but seriously folks id like to take a minute to thank father spaz for being an erroneously conceived parasitic malignancy that could take the time to crawl here tonight to be with us and share the miracle that is his attempt at communicating his crooked-eye perspective to all of us lucky beautiful folks

but hey folks haha okay father spaz is so gross

yall: how gross is he

father spaz is so gross that he went into a burning house for a make-over!

haha thank you everyone

[Guitar Woman]

I don't get it :(

[FS]

I burst out laughing when I read the suicide note.

[Perndog]

I hate you people for hijacking my thread.

[Guitar Woman]

Happy birthday. :(

[Lotida]

I hate you people for hijacking my thread.

Now look at what you have done people!! You have gone and pissed off Satan!! >:

[Mike]

This sorry-ass little thread wasn't worth a view before, anyway.

[Schimid]

<2 this thread <2

[kahljorn]

Satanists cry inside, that's why they need a big tough religion.