Spiderman will make you gay!

[freezedriedfetus]

an old flash I feel i have to share with you guys.

http://custurd.b3ta.com/spidermanwillmakeyougay/

[Emu]

I never would have seen that if it weren't for you. Thanks a ton.

[Jixby Phillips]

FUCK YOU

[freezedriedfetus]

OMG it must actually work! Jixby wants to fuck me! lolz

[Anonymous]

haha good1 man *highfive*

[Supafly345]

He confused "art shit" with "stupid shit."

[carnage]

:/ wtf

[Guitar Woman]

Thanks for bumping a year old thread :/

[Pub Lover]

Holy Shit! Spiderman will make me gay!? :eek

Too late! :lol

[Guitar Woman]

No wonder you never call >:

[Pub Lover]

Oh baby, I'd call you right now if you PM me your number, but I'll speak with a lisp & tell you about how I met Stuart Main. ;)

[Guitar Woman]

Um...
Never mind. :(

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, it would be awkward.

"Pub: Hello, this is PubicPubLover, I love you on the internet.
Guitar Woman: Uh... Yeah... Uh... Hi.
Pub: So... uh... What's up?
GW: Your accent sounds weird.
Pub: Oh.... ok.
GW: ...
Pub: ...
GW: ...so um, nice talking to you!
Pub: Yeah, yeah, uh, I guess, I should say bye.
GW: Bye."

Then I would go cry myself to sleep like that time I had that conversation with Blue Oatmeal & it put me off calling any other I-Mockers. :(

[Guitar Woman]

Man, I hate akward conversations like that.
They fuck with my insides somehow :(

And my accent would also be weird :(

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, I get all agitated inside from them (belly butterflys), but who knows, we might be bestbuds on the phone. :eek

[Chojin]

I remember when BlueOatmeal called my girlfriend. Creepy guy, that.

[Sethomas]

I left my own rendition of "You are my Sunshine" on Fartin Mowler's voicemail. I think he liked it too much.