The Orgin of Your Username

[BlueOatmeal]

I'm sure this has been posted before but I'm way to lazy to look though back pages and bump something old. Besides I'm way to cute and luvable to get mad at.

So whats the history behind your name? When I was a little boy I used to eat oatmeal and this oatmeal turned blue when you put water in it. It was called Sea Adventure or something like that.

[Carnivore]

http://home.comcast.net/~jdr917/Wolf.jpg

[Bass]

my initials spelled out BAS, and after a while I started going by Bass (pronounced Base) as a nickname of sorts. (of course it isn't that commonly used yet since people in highschool still know me as Brandon, but after I get into college I should be able to make a full transition)

[BlueOatmeal]

Bass I'm sorry I im'd you when I was drunk. Forgive me?

[bigtimecow]

me and my friend dana were starting a game cheats site on expage ( :lol ) in like 7th grade. he came up with big time cow and big time chicken. so technically i stole this from him but it has become my name here, my e-mail, etc. so it's fucking mine.

BTC FO LIFE :love

[bigtimecow]

woops. also, it was the name of my little group of friends back in the day.

[Burger Lord]

my initials spelled out BAS, and after a while I started going by Bass (pronounced Base) as a nickname of sorts. (of course it isn't that commonly used yet since people in highschool still know me as Brandon, but after I get into college I should be able to make a full transition)


you don't give yourself nicknames, that's what really annoying friends (and enemies) are for

[MetalMilitia]

I needed a name when i first started to play CS years ago which reflected my preference in music and my badassness so a quck look on the back of a CD produced MetalMilitia and its stuck since then.
I wish i had chosen something a bit more original but now i use it for so many accounts and stuff it would be too confuseing to change. :(

[Esuohlim]

I NOTICED "MILHOUSE" HAS NEVER BEEN SPELLED BACKWARDS EVER, AND I WORKED FROM THERE

[BlueOatmeal]

Godammit I was praying you would not post in this thread. :(

[Karl Hungus]

once upon there was a time called "the big lebowski" in this film there is a man named uli, he is a german/nihlist/pornstar. In the film there is another film titled "log jammin' " Which costars bunny lebowski , as bunny lajoya and uli as Karl Hungus the cable repair man. Little does karl know, Bunny has invited a friend over to use the shower, but no matter he is expert.

I'm sure you can see where it goes from here....

[Bass]

Bass I'm sorry I im'd you when I was drunk. Forgive me?

Yeah man, it's cool, I didn't really mind.

you don't give yourself nicknames, that's what really annoying friends (and enemies) are for

I was given the name, but there are still some people that know me by my given name. Soon, since I won't see those people anymore, I'll be able to say that I just go by "Bass" kinda like how people named Katherine choose to go by "Kat"

[BlueOatmeal]

Yippie! Friends 4 Ever?

[WhiteRat]

I'm sure you can see where it goes from here....

They fix the cable?

I got my name from a guy who used to write/call in to a local radio station years ago. He always called himself "the White Rat". I was setting up my first email adress when I was 15 and decided that I was going to be unoriginal and steal the name. It's stuck ever since.

[Bass]

Yippie! Friends 4 Ever?

Sure.... hey look at that, 100th post

[Emu]

i couldn't think of a name that wasn't gay and then i just decided to go with this because it was the least gay of all the gay names i gayed up

[Anonymous]

I'm Mel Gibson, fucktard. :lol

[HickMan]

I could just picture Mel dancing around his computer saying "I'M MEL GIBSON, FUCKTARD" :(

I got my name because some people call me a hick. Which I don't understand :(

[Anonymous]

I got my name because some people call me a hick. Which I don't understand :(

Maybe it has something to do with you fucking farm animals and your parents being father and daughter, fucktard.

:lol

[dreaddi]

The origin of my username is on my head.

[BlueOatmeal]

Well thats no damn fun at all.

[HickMan]

COULD BE, MAX!

[BlueOatmeal]

http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0BDW/is_19_42/ai_74521257

Oh snap guys! What ever will I do?

[the_dudefather]

once upon there was a time called "the big lebowski" in this film there is a man named uli, he is a german/nihlist/pornstar. In the film there is another film titled "log jammin' " Which costars bunny lebowski , as bunny lajoya and uli as Karl Hungus the cable repair man. Little does karl know, Bunny has invited a friend over to use the shower, but no matter he is expert.

I'm sure you can see where it goes from here....

my username also somewhat comes from the big labowski :)

big labowski 'dude' + mafia 'godfather' = dudefather = the_dudefather

[GADZOOKS]

Upon my trail on the dust pines of Minnesota in early June, I had come upon a misty creek where I made the camp. The smell of fresh summer dew filled my nose. While tying the last rope to the spike I caught my attention on a Black Bear digging his snout into the creek. My, My, what a time to be alive. It was the time of innocence.

[racialslur]

I sat there thinking of how much I hate most races and ethnicities, and I came up with my name after my Asian friend told me to stop calling him a gook cause he was Japanese, and I asked him what the slur for that one was, then I was like 'Woah, I like the sound of that' in my head. Later, I used it.

Im very uninteresting.

[Guitar Woman]

People used to call me a spaz because I was inferrior in stature to them, and the name just grew on me. Then when I chose to become a priest I added "Father" to it.

[racialslur]

Youre too vulgar to be a priest

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Les Claypool.

[FartinMowler]

A guy name Darren Gurlick called me this before he would beat me up in elementary school :/ he's fat and funny looking now :)

[ArrowX]

ArrowX was my old Online Handle that just kinda sticks. I want my name changed here to my REAL Nickname which is goose But I don't wanna leave my ungodly postcount behind.

[Supafly345]

Supafly because that is what I am. 345 because it sounded good after fly and the hotmail account "supafly@hotmail.com" was already taken.

[Guitar Woman]

Youre too vulgar to be a priest
Until I'm ordained, I can be as fucking vulgar as I fucking feel like fucking being, you fucking fuck.

[Anonymous]

I'm sure Jesus would think the same thing!

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Way to trick god.

[racialslur]

:eek

[Guitar Woman]

:lol

[racialslur]

:christianityhasdied

[AChimp]

I started using AChimp because nothing else was worthy of being used by me. >:

[Seven Force]

Seven Force is the name of a really tough transforming boss on Gunstar Heroes and Alien Soldier, both for the Mega Drive (Sega Genesis). I wanted to make a game company that'll revive those kind of games' popularity, so I added "INC" to it. Then I decided i'd add USA to it, because it's in North America.

I like the more colorful names i've been given here a lot better though. :(

[EisigerBiskuit]

it started with something pup, then it got tossed around like prison sex, and ended up in a German word for Icy Biscuit. I like it when my biscuits have an icy center, gives it that cooling crunch! :/

[Snatchtastic]

I was eating some pussy one night and I was thinking how fantastic it was.

[racialslur]

Youre a fucking creep :eek

[DeadKennedys]

A guy name Darren Gurlick called me this before he would beat me up in elementary school :/ he's fat and funny looking now :)

I always assumed your real life name was Martin Fowler, you jerk >:

[Jixby Phillips]

I think its sooooo hillarious when people respond to swearing by swearing. I think its a creative joke to make and I wish FatherSpaz the best of luck with it ps i dont fucknig swear ever haha what do you think boss

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

Dynamic Dustin was a nickname given to me by my Dad as a "wrestling" nickname jokingly. It later caught on bigger as people would call me it when I was bowling and later as my nickname when I would do internet radio.

[DeadKennedys]

"Dustin" is the poor man's "Justin" :themoreyouknow

sorry for your loss

[The Retro Kat]

I wear vintage 50's-70's clothes from the resale shop down my street all the time. It's the retro thing to do. I also refer to people as "kats." Easy as that.

[Luchatein]

It's the misunderstood version of my intended first name, Luciano.

[Big McLargehuge]

I'm fat :( and my friends watch MST3k :(

[sadie]

The origin of my username is on my head.dirty hippy.

People used to call me a spaz because I was inferrior in stature to themwtf does spaz have to do with stature?

I don't wanna leave my ungodly postcount behindsee, this is a huge reason you suck so bad.

and i've never heard of eating frozen biscuits.

[Burger Lord]

I hand my head in shame when I think of where my name came from...

[Guitar Woman]

e="Father §paz"]People used to call me a spaz because I was inferrior in stature to themwtf does spaz have to do with stature?
[/quote]
Nothing. They called me spaz and they could cuz they could beat me up. It was bad enough that I was beat hourly for playing Chrono Trigger. :tear

[BlueOatmeal]

Why god why? I leave for a few hours and now my beatiful thread has turned into a horrible 18 year old son who just sits at home, masterbates, plays NBA 2K5, and gets fired at McDonalds for taking an early lunch. I am sad.

[Guitar Woman]

Shows what you know, I work at Taco Bell!

And sports games suck, with the exception of Double Dribble.

[racialslur]

NBA jam, NFL Blitz 1.

[Guitar Woman]

NBA Jam is acceptable because its funny. :(

[BlueOatmeal]

Dammit Spaz its not always about you. :(

[Anonymous]

7) Replying to topics - I cannot stress it enough when I say YOU DON'T HAVE TO REPLY TO EVERY SINGLE POST. You people know who you are... you have this sick need to reply to every single thing that is posted on these forums even if it has nothing to do with you. If you have a desire to respond that frequently, try a fucking chat room, fucktards.

:lol

[Guitar Woman]

Who was that for, Max? You or me?

[BlueOatmeal]

Godammit Spaz please shut the everloving hell up. Your making my penis soft with your inane unfunny banter.

[Anonymous]

Who was that for, Max? You or me?

7) Replying to topics - I cannot stress it enough when I say YOU DON'T HAVE TO REPLY TO EVERY SINGLE POST. You people know who you are... you have this sick need to reply to every single thing that is posted on these forums even if it has nothing to do with you. If you have a desire to respond that frequently, try a fucking chat room, fucktards.

:lol

[Guitar Woman]

We both respond frequently, you douche.

[Anonymous]

I know I respond frequently, I'm sorry, I forgot to douche today.

:lol

[kahljorn]

:lol you cummed in my eye

[Guitar Woman]

I know I respond frequently, I'm sorry, I forgot to douche today.

:lol

Do you know how good a douche from one of those french toilet-like things feels? It's like god sucked up a hotspring and squirted it up your ass.
:aok

[Anonymous]

AND SO WHEN SPAZ THRUSTED INTO KAHLJORN AND RELEASED A MILKY SUBSTANCE INTO SAID FUCKTARD'S RECTUM, KAHLJORN DECIDED TO NOT COMMIT SUICIDE THAT DAY, AS THE MANSEED DRIPPING OUT OF HIS RECTUM GAVE HIM REASON TO LIVE ONCE AGAIN.

LATER SPAZ AND KAHLJORN GOT DRUNK, BLEW SOME SAILORS AND LIT UP A TAMPON FROM SPAZ'S SHITTY ASS AND TOKED ON IT TO CELEBRATE THEIR NEW FOUND GAY LOVE.

THE END

:lol

[Perndog]

I don't think shemales can be gay...

[kahljorn]

Damn max, that's pretty gross. Not only did Spaz cum in your eye but he cummed feces encrusted semen into your eyes? I'm just glad you didnt mention the part where he slapped you across the face a few times with his cock, the thick lines of brown warpaint aren't exactly an image i want to partake in, you kinky apache motherfucker.


Also, I'm a lesbian.

[Anonymous]

Damn max, that's not right. Why the hell did you expose all my personal business like that? And for the record Spaz didn't just cum in my eye but he cummed feces encrusted semen into my eyes! I'm just glad you didnt mention the part where he slapped me across the face a few times with his cock, the thick lines of brown warpaint but those aren't exactly an image i want others to partake in as they are private, I can't help being a fucking kinky suicidal junkie motherfucker.


Also, I'm a boy molester.

:lol

[kahljorn]

:lol yea Kahljorn that was great fun I love the feces of barnyard animals. that fucktard spaz is close enough to a sheep that i can at least get a little stiff, but now i need to go find a barn and roll around in the feces of a pregnant mare. Oh, the thoughts are enough!! I'm cummmmmmmiiiing. :lol it got in my eye again.

[Anonymous]

:lol oh fuck yea that was great fun I love the feces of little boys. that fucktard spaz is close enough to an elementary school that i can at least get a little stiff, but now i need to go find a public rest stop and roll around in the feces of a hobo. Oh, the thoughts are enough! I need to fucking cram another fucking herion fix into my goddamn veins again! Shit I hope I don't get hepetitis again. Fuck that made me depressed... maybe I should just kill myself. Oh yeah that razor to the wrist oh fuck that gets me hotter than licking diaper shit straight from the baby's ass! I'm cummmmmmmiiiing. :lol it got in my eye again.

:lol

[Anonymous]

Please transfer this thread to the mock wars :lol

[kahljorn]

:lol oh fuck yea that was great fun I love the feces of little boys. that fucktard spaz is close enough to an elementary school that i can at least get a little stiff, but now i need to go find a public rest stop and roll around in the feces of a hobo. Oh, the thoughts are enough! I need to fucking cram another fucking chunk of feces into my goddamn pants again! Shit I hope I don't get caught by my mom again. Fuck that made me depressed, i hate my mommy... she never changes my diapers... maybe I should just clean myself. Oh yeah the thoughts of my mom seeing me in my shit diapers oh fuck that gets me hotter than licking diaper shit straight from the baby's ass! I'm cummmmmmmiiiing. :lol it got in my eye again.

[BlueOatmeal]

Godammit why did I not see this coming?

[Anonymous]

:lol oh fuck yea that was great fun I love the feces of little boys. that fucktard spaz is close enough to an elementary school that i can at least get a little stiff, but now i need to go find a public rest stop and roll around in the feces of a hobo. Oh, the thoughts are enough! I need to fucking cram another fucking fix into my goddamn track infested arm again! Shit I hope I don't get caught by my mom again. Fuck that made me depressed, i hate my mommy... she never changes my diapers... maybe I should just clean myself. Oh God this is making me more fucking depressed. Maybe I should fucking kill myself...
the thoughts of that razor sliting my limp wrists and my fat 400 pound mom seeing me in my shit diapers oh fuck that gets me hotter than licking diaper shit straight from the baby's ass! I know, I think I'll go and break into the local funeral home and jerk off to corpses, because I can't form any real relationships with people because I'm a fucking depressed loser who whines all the time about being misunderstood. So I will take solace in the pleasure of faggot necrophilia tonight, maybe one of the dead bodies will be a one legged little boy! I'm cummmmmmmiiiing. :lol it got in my eye again.

:lol

[kahljorn]

:lol oh fuck yea that was great fun I love the feces of little boys. that fucktard spaz is close enough to an elementary school that i can at least get a little stiff, but now i need to go find a public rest stop and roll around in the feces of a hobo. Oh, the thoughts are enough! I need to fucking cram another fucking fix into my goddamn track infested arm again! Shit I hope I don't get caught by my mom again. Fuck that made me depressed, i hate my mommy... she never changes my diapers... maybe I should just clean myself. Oh God this is making me more fucking depressed. Maybe I should fucking kill myself...
the thoughts of that razor sliting my limp wrists and my fat 400 pound mom seeing me in my shit diapers oh fuck that gets me hotter than licking diaper shit straight from the baby's ass! I know, I think I'll go and break into the local funeral home and jerk off to corpses, because I can't form any real relationships with people because I'm a fucking depressed loser who whines all the time about being misunderstood. So I will take solace in the pleasure of faggot necrophilia tonight, maybe one of the dead bodies will be a one legged little boy! I'm cummmmmmmiiiing. :lol it got in my eye again.


I'm going to have sex with my fiance, now.

[Anonymous]

I'm going to have sex with my fiance, now.

Tell Father Spaz I said hi.

:lol

[Terren]

I love Starcraft and in it the Humans are called Terrans.

I liked that and so I changed it a bit so that I wouldn't get sued for copyright. You know how Americans like to sue

[Seven Force]

HOLY SHIT MAX! :faint :love :lol

[hix1122]

The origin of my username comes from when I was about nine, and signed up for mplayer. I was a huge fan of the alien movies, and being nine, I signed up with the name of my favorite character, with the name spelled wrong and with 1122 after it. Iv just held on to it.
I was a retarded 9 year old.

[Mad Melvin]

I´ve been a fan of Jack Davis since forever, and my nickname comes from old Mad magazines drawn by Jack Davis. The stories often had a character named Melvin.

[Imadjinn]

Imagine: form a mental image of something that is not present or that is not the case; "Can you conceive of him as the president?"

Djinn: One of a class of beneficent or malevolent spirits that inhabit the earth, that are capable of assuming various forms, and that exercise supernatural power.

Fuse the two and there you go!

[sadie]

The origin of my username comes from when I was about nine, and signed up for mplayer. I was a huge fan of the alien movies, and being nine, I signed up with the name of my favorite character, with the name spelled wrong and with 1122 after it. Iv just held on to it.
I was a retarded 9 year old.
wait. how old were you again?

[FS]

I chose this name because I hate threads like these.

[WTF]

I choose my username to make sure that everyone fears me more than dumbshit ninjas. I specifically choose these sooo very secret words so that NO-ONE will guess what is stand for. Who has the authority to dumb this thread? Can you please do so now?

[liquidstatik]

One time, i was in a yahoo chatroom. And this guy logged in and his name was 'liquidstatik' and i was like *OMG HAWT* so i stole it. :(

[MetalMilitia]

:lol

[hix1122]

The origin of my username comes from when I was about nine, and signed up for mplayer. I was a huge fan of the alien movies, and being nine, I signed up with the name of my favorite character, with the name spelled wrong and with 1122 after it. Iv just held on to it.
I was a retarded 9 year old.
wait. how old were you again?
Im 15.

[Anonymous]

I'm still Mel Gibson, fucktards. :lol

[The Damp Moose]

The origin of my username comes from when I was about nine, and signed up for mplayer. I was a huge fan of the alien movies, and being nine, I signed up with the name of my favorite character, with the name spelled wrong and with 1122 after it. Iv just held on to it.
I was a retarded 9 year old.
wait. how old were you again?
Im 15.


Dumb.


My name is because I couldn't think of anything else :(

[racialslur]

I don't think shemales can be gay...

Youve thrown everything in my reality into retrospect.

[hix1122]

Thank you for your infinate wisdome racialslur! The Damp Moose, what the fuck are you trying to say in your message?

[StonerDave]

I work at a summer camp, a few kids said I looked like a stoner with my long ass hair, got some inane idea that Stoner Dave sounded cool, and started calling me that. Co-workers decided to call me that, the name got around, and viola. StonerDave.

[racialslur]

We ride in the westside
That no seeds in our stress side.


THATS MY POINT

[sadie]

The Damp Moose, what the fuck are you trying to say in your message?
does your mom know what you're doing?

[hix1122]

Probably not, but wrap your minds around this: I still have 4 more years of free housing, medical care, meals, and basically everything else needed to survive, so you can shut the hell up. Being 15 rules.

[BlueOatmeal]

I wish I was 15 again. It gets a hell of alot worse when you become a "man."

[Anonymous]

I wish I was 15 again. It gets a hell of alot worse when you become a "man."

Hey fucktard, you have to have a penis and testicles first, both of which you lack, so you won't have to ever worry about becoming a "man".

:lol

[BlueOatmeal]

I'm dead serious Max. I love you with all my heart and soul. I hope that new amendment passes so we can live forever in gay marraige harmony.