Enema's

[FartinMowler]

So I was watching the music channel. The guitar player from Janes Addiction is getting married to some slut and for preperation of his marriage he goes to get an enema. He describes it as a sexual thing. I kinda think having a tube shoved up the hoop with soup is really disgusting...any thoughts?

[sadie]

you know, you don't need an apostrophes to make nouns plural, only to make them possessive.

[Zhukov]

I'm reading the book "Eats, Shoots and Leaves', and I was thinking the same thing.

[Helm]

More about apostrophes.

[Terra]

Farty, please expand on the tubes and soup and shit.

[kellychaos]

They're very refreshing! :)

[FartinMowler]

You guy's are a pain in the ass >:

[Anonymous]

:/ I'm constipated :( I think I ate too much cheese last night...

ENEMA TIME, FUCKTARD! :lol

[Perndog]

you know, you don't need an apostrophes to make nouns plural, only to make them possessive.

You guy's are a pain in the ass

It's almost incredible that a person can be this stupid.

No, seriously. I'm using stupid in the sense of genuine mental deficiency, rather than just as an insult. But it's meant to be insulting too.

It's not about carelessness. Careless grammar means words are out of order sometimes, typos aren't caught, and spelling errors are ignored. Something like missing an apostrophe ("Janes Addiction") is careless, as long as it only happens occasionally.

This is just plain stupid. Doing it wrong for thirty-odd years, being made aware, probably on countless occasions, that it's incorrect and looks bad, and continuing to do it.

I wonder, if Mr. Fowler's parents had given him a fork to eat cereal with as a toddler, would he still be eating like that?

That was for you, Helm.

[Perndog]

The Lawnmower Man is going to come back with a) a retort claiming he did it on purpose that time or b) a jab at my religion or occupation that completely ignores the fact that he is still a genuine idiot.

[Perndog]

And he will follow it with the :/ emoticon.

Fuck, I want the edit function back.

[FartinMowler]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/DSC00286.jpg

[DeadKennedys]

OH GOD

PUT IT AWAY

[thebiggameover]

The Lawnmower Man

:lol

[FartinMowler]

Perndong is all angry that I made fun of his crappy music.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=15468

[sadie]

So, punctuation really does matter, even if it is only occasionally a matter of life and death.
lol. commas don't go after conjunctions, silly "zero tolerance" book. >:

[Dole]

You guy's!

[Perndog]

jab at my occupation

Perndong is all angry that I made fun of his crappy music.

[Anonymous]

Oh, you guise.

[FartinMowler]

:lol I had fun :)

[Helm]

That was great, Perndog.

Oh and Sadie,

you know, you don't need an apostrophes to make nouns plural, only to make them possessive.

you ment to say 'apostrophe' right? as in singular. Either that or lose the 'an'. Anyway. It's an established fact that Fartin isn't very uh, clever.

[Ant10708]

That was great, Perndog.

Oh and Sadie,

you know, you don't need an apostrophes to make nouns plural, only to make them possessive.

you ment to say 'apostrophe' right? as in singular. Either that or lose the 'an'. Anyway. It's an established fact that Fartin isn't very uh, clever.

You meant to say 'meant' right? Why do people give a shit about grammar so much on this board?

[FartinMowler]

Meh...Clever :rolleyes I'm far more clever than half the tools in this shed.

[kellychaos]

I just assumed it was a typo and that she couldn't go back to correct it due to our lack of editing abilities ... even though she realized her error. Poor Sadie. :(

[Anonymous]

Meh...Clever :rolleyes I'm far more clever than half the tools in this shed.

Still doesn't change the fact that you're a fucking dull tool though.

[kellychaos]

Haha! :lol You all are making funny, clever word-plays on tools that think when we all know tools can't REALLY think ... except for Fartin ... he's a tool and I guess you have to have at least some conginitive abilities to be able to type.

[FartinMowler]

Kelly have you ever made a thread that people have posted in? most of your retorts are short and unintelligent.

[sadie]

are you editing the hell out of your posts now or what?

[Helm]

I meant meant, yes. I'm not making a big fuss about grammar and/or proper punctuation or spelling or whatever. But sadie posted to correct Fartin about apostrophes and I thought since she cared about that sort of thing she should know there was a slight mispelling in her post too. I did not care to make this into a big circle of people correcting people correcting people. So shut up and go eat a dick.

[sadie]

more about misspelling.

[ArrowX]

Rape the Bitch Rape solves anything.

I didn't read anything in this thread.:(

[Helm]

More about banning ArrowX.

[ArrowX]

Shut up Enimas suck unless youre a homosexual. There. >:

[sadie]

then you must love them lots.

[Anonymous]

Dammit, sadie beat me to it.

[Perndog]

Kelly have you ever made a thread that people have posted in? most of your retorts are short and unintelligent.

Don't you mean retort's? In English, plural nouns use apostrophes.

[thebiggameover]

Shut up Enimas suck unless youre a homosexual. There. >:

how do you know they suck :eek

[FartinMowler]

Don't you mean retort's? In English, plural nouns use apostrophes.

If I write a novel called "Fuck you Perndog" I will get you to proof read :/

[Perndog]

And he will follow it with the :/ emoticon.

[sadie]

how do you know they suck :eek
yah. you tell him. idiot.

[Big Papa Goat]

Kelly have you ever made a thread that people have posted in? most of your retorts are short and unintelligent.

Don't you mean retort's? In English, plural nouns use apostrophes.[/b]

[Big Papa Goat]

apostrophes

[Dole]

Don't you mean retort's? In English, plural nouns use apostrophes.

Er...thats bollocks. Not bollock's.

I am anal about grammar and spelling, someone has to be due to the amount of crimes against English the internet creates.

And on the topic at hand, 'real slim shady' was ok, but I kind of lost interest after that.

[FartinMowler]

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[dreaddi]

Don't you mean retort's? In English, plural nouns use apostrophes.

Er...thats bollocks. Not bollock's.

I am anal about grammar and spelling, someone has to be due to the amount of crimes against English the internet creates.

And on the topic at hand, 'real slim shady' was ok, but I kind of lost interest after that.

You could join these forums then:

http://www.gaiaonline.com

Lots of "grammar nazis".

[Spectre X]

Don't you mean retort's? In English, plural nouns use apostrophes.

Er...thats bollocks. Not bollock's.

I am anal about grammar and spelling, someone has to be due to the amount of crimes against English the internet creates.

And on the topic at hand, 'real slim shady' was ok, but I kind of lost interest after that.

He was being sarcastic.

[kellychaos]

Kelly have you ever made a thread that people have posted in? most of your retorts are short and unintelligent.

Don't you mean retort's? In English, plural nouns use apostrophes.

An incorrect correction is punishable by enema! >:

[Perndog]

AHEM..

I mean, in English plural noun's use apostrophe's.

Thank you, Dole.