How paranoid are you???

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

(Or the what do you keep for home protection thread)

I think I am like a 7 or 8 on the 10 point paranoia chart. I keep my Mossberg 12 guage on top of my closet, my Pakastan sword, my knife collection (About 4 combat knives, 2 pocket knives, and a woodsland knife), Two baseball bats, and a copy of beaches... If the last one doesn't scare em off, nothing will.

[Terra]

The fuck. Are you married or something? >:

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

I think I'm a 5 on the scale.

I always carry my flea-market pocket knife about.

And I dont download anything until its passed through about 5 different spyware/virus scanning programs.

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

The fuck. Are you married or something? >:

No, just live with roomie and have some valuable stuff in the house. And as far as downloads go... BRING THE SPYWARE AND VIRUSES ON! lol

[Mr. Oysterhead]

15. I've got a pistol under my pillow, 4 15-inch blades, a 3 foot sword, 12 4-inch knives, 16 12-pointed throwing stars, trip wires wound to explosives next to just about every door, three shotguns scattered about the house, and a Swedish PSG-90 sniper rifle on my roof, covered by a sheet of plastic.

[punkgrrrlie10]

I keep my cell phone.

Watch out, it'll give you a tumor.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

20 gauge riot gun ( short barrel pump shotgun) ...that's all anyone really needs... :)

[GADZOOKS]

(Or the what do you keep for home protection thread)
, my Pakastan sword, my knife collection (About 4 combat knives, 2 pocket knives, and a woodsland knife), .

Do you drive a Honda Goldwing too? :lol

[FartinMowler]

I worked for Hertz rental at the Airport many years ago and they made me very paranoid. The managers would watch us on the video camera's and told us that they randomly had security come and check to see if we had any stolen rental cars at our homes or if we might be part of a ring >: I hate Ford and Hertz with a passion.

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

(Or the what do you keep for home protection thread)
, my Pakastan sword, my knife collection (About 4 combat knives, 2 pocket knives, and a woodsland knife), .

Do you drive a Honda Goldwing too? :lol

Actually an armored Hummer but... :conspiracy

[BlueOatmeal]

I don' need no godamn weapons! I'm a big strong man and I will kick your ass!

[Emu]

nobody wants to steal your stuff, dustin

[MetalMilitia]

i have:
- Paintcans
- String
- Spikey christmas decorations
- toy cars
- heating thing with makes door handles hot
- Iron
- BB gun
- Heat gun (paint drying thingy)
- video which has the line "you got till the count of 10.. 1....2...10 bangbang bangbang"

ok this is getting old really quickly.

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

nobody wants to steal your stuff, dustin

(Cocks the shotgun)

Okay Emu... I have my eye on you now...

[eggyolk]

I have:
-Dual RCP90s
-World War 2 Fighter Plane
-Tyrannosaurus Rex
-Moat sorrounding the house with sharks and crocs in it

[Emu]

i bet none of you fags have an army of orcs at your command

cuz i sure do

[GADZOOKS]

Do you need an imagination to enjoy this thread?

[Big McLargehuge]

I have love and that is what matters

[FS]

I have a penis.

[the_dudefather]

i am currently crouching on top of the fridge with my AK aimed at the only entrance, the burglers are annoyed and accuse me of 'camping' tho.

random thought, if 'camping' is so bad, why did the allied and german army 'camp' for a good few years in WW1?

[Terra]

i bet none of you fags have an army of orcs at your command

cuz i sure do

For some odd reason I'm envisioning a pod of whales with one fat fuck in the middle.

[McClain]

I lock my doors. My windows are painted shut. My hands are lethal weapons. But just in case none of that works, I have an airsoft Sig 9mm. It's dangerous. *PLINK*

[Cosmo Electrolux]

i bet none of you fags have an army of orcs at your command

cuz i sure do

For some odd reason I'm envisioning a pod of whales with one fat fuck in the middle.

:lol

[Snatchtastic]

My girlfriends on her period so I make her sleep next to the door.

[the_dudefather]

i have a bomb planted in every single human in the world, and with a very large control panel i can blow up any individual at any time, or simily kill everyone at once.

"what do you mean you dont agree with me?!? DONT YOU KNOW WHO YOUR DEALING WITH?"

(the button)

(kaboom)

ren and stimpy, btw

[Emu]

i bet none of you fags have an army of orcs at your command

cuz i sure do

For some odd reason I'm envisioning a pod of whales with one fat fuck in the middle.

:lol

:(

[Johnyy Darko]

I think i'm a 6-8 on the scale

[horror_blood]

iii

[carnage]

15 out of 10 :shocked

[kellychaos]

i have:
- Paintcans
- String
- Spikey christmas decorations
- toy cars
- heating thing with makes door handles hot
- Iron
- BB gun
- Heat gun (paint drying thingy)
- video which has the line "you got till the count of 10.. 1....2...10 bangbang bangbang"

ok this is getting old really quickly.

McGyver?

[ArrowX]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/ArrowX/DSCF1022.jpg

I'm an 8 :(

[sadie]

shut up, stupid, and learn to crop.

[kellychaos]

the lower weapon seems ungainly ... that is, what I see of it.

[AngPur]

the lower weapon seems ungainly ... that is, what I see of it.

The PN-90 is actually ergonomically designed, so it functions like those weird looking chairs. Only instead of using it's human contouring to sit you as in, you kill things with it.

[ArrowX]

yeah It surprised me with how comfortable it is to hold. its ambidextrous and has a downward ejection slot. Its a pain in the ass to find Mags for it because there so fucked up :(

[Marc Summers]

I have a Doberman and a butcher knife.

I think that might be like a 3 or 4 since he'd only get exited about a stranger coming over and maybe, just maybe he'd put that guy's eye out with his excessive tail-wagging :/

[ArrowX]

My puppy has a kill switch in her brain. The second she smells or sights a dog thats at least half her size (beagles being the only documented exception) she goes into kill mode, she makes herself look big then she tear into the other dog. The last time this happened we paid $300 for a vet bill for stitching of a poodle with a 4 inch long and about 3 inch deep hole in the back of its neck. With people she's the most well behaved dog Ive ever met.

[kellychaos]

the lower weapon seems ungainly ... that is, what I see of it.

The PN-90 is actually ergonomically designed, so it functions like those weird looking chairs. Only instead of using it's human contouring to sit you as in, you kill things with it.

So you squeeze the trigger with your thumb? Is there an extended shoulder stock that I'm not seeing? Perhaps I'm missing something here ... i.e. in stability. Is this, perhaps, designed to be a short-range weapon and I'm misinterpreting? :/

[ArrowX]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/ArrowX/P90hold.jpg

Don't be fooled, its actually easier to wield than that godawful L85A1 >:

[Pub Lover]

Arrrr, you have a woman's hands, my Lord!

[ArrowX]

My camera makes everythign seem smooth and shiny, I can assure you they are quite scarred.

[Marc Summers]

But scars are smooth and shiny >:
Plus women can have scars too don't be sexist now :rolleyes

[Gurlugon]

Nice flabby forearmsEveryone knosw tthe light firms them, so what the fuck?

[maggiekarp]

I don't understand why is he holding a stapler :(

[sadie]

little boys' hands often resemble women's hands.

[Pub Lover]

& internet geeks often make comedy references. :(

[kellychaos]

http://www.miltonarmy.com/img/join-a.gif

[xbxDaniel]

I'm paranoid to the point where I make the people I'm afraid of paranoid by not being paranoid. That and I don't have guns in my house because I'm a pussy. DOES THIS NOT AMUSE YOU! >: