I'm taking questions again

[Jixby Phillips]

You can ask me questions

[Spooky]

why do pigs have curly tails

[Jixby Phillips]

i dont know

[Dr. Fu]

Do you want some chicken?

[Jixby Phillips]

no

[Dr. Fu]

no

He's a genius, I tell you! Sheer brilliance!

[Jixby Phillips]

thats not a question

[Dr. Fu]

Oh, so you want a question?

[Jixby Phillips]

yeah

[kellychaos]

Have you ever drank a beer? :trickquestion

[whoreable]

jixby phillips may i please ask you a question?

[Jixby Phillips]

i've never drank a beer

whorable yeah

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Is that REALLY you in that toast costume?

And if so, where did it come from?

[Jixby Phillips]

no

its from a movie called Night Dreams

[Dr. Fu]

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, nothing BUT the truth?

[Jixby Phillips]

yeah

[kellychaos]

Do you believe in aliens?

[Helm]

Do you think there's two particular new people on the boards that shouldn't reply to every god-damn thread on the general blabber?

[Dr. Fu]

Do you think there's two particular new people on the boards that shouldn't reply to every god-damn thread on the general blabber?

I know the answer to that!

[Jixby Phillips]

ive never seen an alien i guess i beleive in them

helm: yeah

[Spooky]

I know the answer to that!

who the hell are you

[glowbelly]

should i make a cool shirt to wear to the pixies concert on sunday?

what time do you want to get married?

is it ok that i asked two questions?

oops three?

??

[Jixby Phillips]

should i make a cool shirt to wear to the pixies concert on sunday? yeah when i saw the cast of "quintuplets" some girls made a shirt that had all the quintuplets names on it and it was kinda neat, and they got everybody to sign it (they were big fans) so maybe if youd did something like that and use puff paints you could get them to sign it if they are doing autogrpahs

what time do you want to get married? i dont think i'm ready for marriage theres a girl i like a lot

is it ok that i asked two questions? yeah

oops three?

??

[Snatchtastic]

Dear Jixby, Is your favorite movie still Freddy Got Fingered?

[Jixby Phillips]

yeah

[MetalMilitia]

I have a tough one for you my phillips.

What is the single gratest thing to come of the 80s?

[WhiteRat]

Do the politics of dancing have anything to do with the politics of feelin' good?

[Helm]

Shut the fuck up, whiterat.

[WhiteRat]

Not interested.

[Jixby Phillips]

What is the single gratest thing to come of the 80s? i dont know

Do the politics of dancing have anything to do with the politics of feelin' good? what

[StonerDave]

Does verbosity equal funny, Jixby?

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

Sausage and Egg hotpockets or Campbells soup?

[Jixby Phillips]

Does verbosity equal funny, Jixby? No

hotpockets are for boys who wear necklaces.

[Supafly345]

What are your favorite board games Mr. Phillips?

[huond]

Are you gonna get your grades up!

[ziggytrix]

Why you gotta be like that? >:

[whoreable]

jixby phillips, who is your best friend(on the internet!!)?

[Jixby Phillips]

What are your favorite board games Mr. Phillips? I like Monopoly a lot but i never get to play much board games! I have simpsons monopoly and nobody willplay it with me :(

Are you gonna get your grades up! yeah i'm gonna write some of my teachers letters cuz they are being d*cks


and my best friend on the internet well i'm not gonna say her name because she hates u all

[MrAdventure]

does general blabber make you want to kill yourself

ps whats your favorite ghost

[Jixby Phillips]

general blammer makes me want to join the amry or something!

ps whats your favorite ghost[/quote] if beetlejuice counts as a ghost i'm gonna have to say beetlejuice!

[GADZOOKS]

Jixby, what did you think of Chirs Elliot's TV Series Get a Life?

-Mark, age 9

[Rongi]

Jixby do you belive in jesus?

[Jixby Phillips]

get a life is one of my favorite shows i watched it when i was just a kid with my dad! Its my most wanted seasonset show on dvd that i want to come out on dvd

well i've never seen jesus but i beleive he existed! !

[Rongi]

thanks for answering my question and i HATE to bother you again but i have another question!

When is my mommy comming home :(?

[Jixby Phillips]

i dont know

[Perndog]

Why?

[pjalne]

Does your best internet friend hate me too? :(

Also, did Richard Pryor damage the Superman series or contribute to make it better in you honest opinion?

[Ninjavenom]

yellow, or blue?

[FartinMowler]

Jixby Phillips will i ever be excepted for who I am :(

[Jixby Phillips]

perndog i dont know rongis mom or where she is or even that she was missing

pjalne she doesnt even know you dont worry about it but she would probably not hate you! and superman 3 is by far the best superman but sometimes i remember it wrong and think it was gregory hines :(

no preference ninjavenom!

FARTIN: you mean a great dad?? I hope so !

[FartinMowler]

I meant this site :/

[thebiggameover]

why did you make a cunt file about me? :(

[Jixby Phillips]

because there was lots of stuff that made me mad and you can see that stuff in your cunt file i beleive it was clearly explained!

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Am I a cunt?

[Jixby Phillips]

you're one of those people who i cant distinguish from all the other people who dont stand out!

[liquidstatik]

do you love alphonse?

[Anonymous]

Hey Jixby did you REALLY think that "calling me out" in a thread called "hey mad max" in general blabber was gonna result in me posting in that thread?
And when you made that fucktard decision were you high at the time because you huffing Mr. Adventures farts after rimming him, or was it just due to your own fucking sub moronic intelligence?

:lol

[Jixby Phillips]

do you love alphonse? I erally liked alphonse my favorite was when he made a post in some annoying thread and his avatar was of his hair all tied up and it was an animated gif of him moving his head and it was so perfectly timed it was like icing on the cake!

Hey Jixby did you REALLY think that "calling me out" in a thread called "hey mad max" in general blabber was gonna result in me posting in that thread? well i dont know i just wanted to let you know that i guess thats what you sound like i'm just having some fun with you

And when you made that fucktard decision were you high at the time because you huffing Mr. Adventures farts after rimming him, or was it just due to your own fucking sub moronic intelligence? no

[GADZOOKS]

Did I ever thank you for the 10 dollars you gave me on EZBoard?

[Jixby Phillips]

yeah you did! its too bad about how they stopped doing the free gold promotion :( man seriously that was the best of times i probably got two years of gold and i only paid like 3 months worth because of it but thats okay ezboard is still okay with ads its not as bad as some *other* message boards if you knwo what i mean!

[liquidstatik]

am i sometimes kind of neat?

[Jixby Phillips]

yeah you're okay i like you sometimes you get on my nerves but thats what friends do sometimes you know !

[liquidstatik]

ok yeah thats cool! which show do you like better, Rocko's Modern Life or Angry Beavers?

[GADZOOKS]

yeah you did! its too bad about how they stopped doing the free gold promotion :( man seriously that was the best of times i probably got two years of gold and i only paid like 3 months worth because of it but thats okay ezboard is still okay with ads its not as bad as some *other* message boards if you knwo what i mean!

;)

[Big McLargehuge]

Next time you are looking for an internet friend will you tell me so i can send you my resume?!

[Jixby Phillips]

which show do you like better, Rocko's Modern Life or Angry Beavers? Rockos modern life prolly cuz i grew up with it i hated angry beavers when i first saw it but i thought it was really good when i actually watfched it

Next time you are looking for an internet friend will you tell me so i can send you my resume?! uh you dont use resumes for that kind of stuff

[sadie]

jixby, would you rather someone lie to you and save your feelings OR tell you the truth and hurt your feelings?

[FartinMowler]

Sadie alway's has smart questions :)

[Jes22]

If a car heading east from Los Angeles going 65 mph rams into a car heading west toward Los Angeles going 70 mph, what time do I have to go to work? :confused

[Big McLargehuge]

Next time you are looking for an internet friend will you tell me so i can send you my resume?! uh you dont use resumes for that kind of stuff

Then why did i write a resume!?

[mischief]

what kind of cologne do you wear?

[EisigerBiskuit]

What was so wrong with my last question that caused you to stop taking questions?

[Maverick Zero Unit]

Jixby, which came first: The chicken or the egg?

[Rongi]

jixby who is the hottest girl EVER?

[Jixby Phillips]

jixby, would you rather someone lie to you and save your feelings OR tell you the truth and hurt your feelings? well ideally i wanna know the truth but theres some things i just dont need to know! it depends on the situation you know somet hings just aren't my business and i dont like getting into peoples bussines but i tell the truth almost always because i'm incapable of lying at all ! i dont know what would hurt my feelings very much cuz i've heard it ALL

If a car heading east from Los Angeles going 65 mph rams into a car heading west toward Los Angeles going 70 mph, what time do I have to go to work? i dont know

Then why did i write a resume!? i dont know

what kind of cologne do you wear? i dont wear cologne or any kind of smell

What was so wrong with my last question that caused you to stop taking questions? i dont remember could you repost it

Jixby, which came first: The chicken or the egg? I dont know

jixby who is the hottest girl EVER? I dont know I dont think people should be doing that kind of stuff! I think everyone should just be happy a beautiful face is around to make us smile and there shouldn't be a compition about it cuz sometimes you get in the mood for one face instead of another you know! Theres some pretty gals here I think glowbelly's a really pretty gal!

[glowbelly]

:faint

[pjalne]

Jixby, where I am, Burger King is called Hungry Jack's. Which name would YOU perfer if you were going to start up a burger chain?

[Drev]

What is your favoite type of kitten?

If you could have a president that sounded like "Macho Man" Randy Savage, would you?

[ThisIsWitty]

Are you there?

[EisigerBiskuit]

What is the meaning of life according to Emilio Esteves?

[Jixby Phillips]

Jixby, where I am, Burger King is called Hungry Jack's. Which name would YOU perfer if you were going to start up a burger chain? Out of those two do you mean? I guess I like Burger King best! If you're asking me to make a new name I'd make it JIXBYS PLACE and there'd be lots of pictures of me on the walls

What is your favoite type of kitten? any kitten that will let me pet them!

If you could have a president that sounded like "Macho Man" Randy Savage, would you? no

Are you there? yeah

What is the meaning of life according to Emilio Esteves? oh yeah i stopped taking questions becuase its a retarded unfunny question. sorry!

[ThisIsWitty]

Did you stop taking questions period, or just in that thread?

[Jixby Phillips]

I started again

[Jixby Phillips]

this is witty make sure you read the title of the thread and the first post and all the other answered questions for that matter before you ask a question

[Matt Harty]

jixby i was wondering what color should i paint my house?

[Jixby Phillips]

post some pictures first ??

[Matt Harty]

http://www.chengrob.com/nov97/dsc0022.jpg

[Dole]

You never mentioned you were a BILLIONAIRE!

[Matt Harty]

i rent the garage :(

[Anonymous]

that house is extra lumpy

[Jixby Phillips]

i wouldnt do a THING with it it looks great

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

Jixby, where is that damn frog?

[Helm]

Apparently Matt rents his friends and girlfriends

[Supafly345]

What is a mean trick I can pull on my brother, because he ate my peice of pie I was saving for breakfast.

[The Damp Moose]

Where can I find weapons grade plutonium?

[Jixby Phillips]

Jixby, where is that damn frog? i dont know

What is a mean trick I can pull on my brother, because he ate my peice of pie I was saving for breakfast. have a pie eating contest but put a bunch of those plastic things they put in pizza boxes under the whipped cream so he'll slam his face into it and get really hurt!

Where can I find weapons grade plutonium? i dont know

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

Jixby, I need money and I need money without doing something illegal or incredibly stupid. What do you suggest?

[Jixby Phillips]

sell some of your stuff

[Esuohlim]

Jixby what is the best idea you ever came up with?

[Jixby Phillips]

i dont know if i can answer that exactly because i get so many great ideas i'm like an idea machine! but the last best idea i had was for a tv show called "the adventures of jeff and naked santa" they are a crimefighting duo in heaven and god is played by gary shandling (made up to look younger) but thats just ONE of many hit makers up my brain's sleeve

[Jixby Phillips]

just a reminder that i'm still taking questions!

[GADZOOKS]

Do you like quesadias?

[Emu]

DID YOU?

[Shyandquietguy]

Do you think someone would talk to me on AIM?

[FS]

Jixby Phillips, what do you think God really looks like?

[Jixby Phillips]

Do you like quesadias? no i dont but i have to admit i've never had one!

DID YOU? did i what

Do you think someone would talk to me on AIM? i dont know

Jixby Phillips, what do you think God really looks like? I think you'd only ever be able to see his ankles like muppet babies

[Rongi]

if you could bring back all the dinosaurs OR john ritter what would you do?

[Jixby Phillips]

take a nap!

[Emu]

Which kind of cracker is your favorite?

[Jixby Phillips]

i dont have a favorite

[EisigerBiskuit]

What size shoe do you wear, and what brand?

[Jixby Phillips]

I don't know. They are brown loafers. I also have some "dressy" black shoes that I used to wear for work. When I buy new shoes I just buy what looked like my last shoes the most.

[Emu]

Which brand of pencil is better, Ticonderoga or American :x

[Jixby Phillips]

i dont know

[Shyandquietguy]

I don't want an "I don't know". I want to know if someone is going to talk to me on AIM! No or yes! If it's a no, then tell me why no one is going to talk to me on AIM!

Do you think someone will talk to me on AIM?

[huond]

Are you looking forward to a school break for thanksgiving? Did you have a good school day today?

[FartinMowler]

Mr Jixby...Do Lesbians get chapped lips?

[MrAdventure]

i gotta ask whats your secret spaghetti recipe!

[GADZOOKS]

This Friday Tim Allen's Galaxy Quest will be on TV. Will you watch, or if you already have watched it, should I watch it?

[Jixby Phillips]

I don't want an "I don't know". I want to know if someone is going to talk to me on AIM! No or yes! If it's a no, then tell me why no one is going to talk to me on AIM!

Do you think someone will talk to me on AIM? sorry i dont know you so i cant answer for sure!

Are you looking forward to a school break for thanksgiving? Did you have a good school day today? not really because i have lots of homework and I dont wanna do it at HOME you know hwat i mean! it'll be the pits besides all my GOOD stuff is here anyway and todays school day was fine! i had a late class!

Mr Jixby...Do Lesbians get chapped lips? You've confused this with the ask lotida a question thread :lol

i gotta ask whats your secret spaghetti recipe! haha well okay here it goes: first i buy some hamburger meat at the supermarket and you fry it in the frying pan! Then you scoop out the greese (i dont have a turkey baster) DONT THROW IT DOWN THE SINK my mom told me that. I put it in the syraphome that the hamburger came in and let it get all hard and throw it away. I mix it with Ragu Traditional BUT I strain out the diced onions because i h8 them. Then i put it in the hamburger fry pan and let it simmer! Then I take five peices of french bread and paint it with margerine and sprinkle a little garlic powder on it and wrap it in tinfoil and put it in the oven at about 400 degrees maybe! ps you should have a pan all boiling with water by now! put the spaghetti in it then WAIT then mix it all together! Its easy as that and get a glass all wet and put it in the freezer before i start and then that way i take it out and its all frosty :) next step: eat it up! (put the left overs sauce away you can use it later!)

This Friday Tim Allen's Galaxy Quest will be on TV. Will you watch, or if you already have watched it, should I watch it? Dian Bachar is in that :eek i've never seen it i probably wont watch it but you should watch it

[Anonymous]

HEY JIXBY ARE YOU A FAGGOT FUCKTARD OR JUST A FUCKTARD? :lol

[Jixby Phillips]

thats not a fair question because i'm not either mad max

[thebiggameover]

how do i keep my friends from steeling my CD's? >:

[kellychaos]

Was this forum funnier a long time ago when it was on EZ Boards when all the fun people that are now "vets" were the only people that were posting there? :grandpa

[Emu]

Is it true that Q-Tips hurt your ears? :(

[Mad Melvin]

Hey Jixby, do you play any instrument?

[Sethomas]

What frequency would be required of a photon to strike an hydrogen atom and elevate its electron to the eighth quatum state?

[pjalne]

Jixby, what are the :x WORST :x kinds of question you get asked?

[Shyandquietguy]

Jixby, after I made a question in your thread called "THE CUNT FILES: ZekeySpaceyLizard", Lotida sent me a PM telling me how stupid I was, then she told me that my name suggested to her that I have not touched a woman's chest because I'm gay. Then she was really obnoxious in her next PM, telling me I could have clicked on the gray comma that was between her insults to get to your thread when all I really wanted to know was why she was so mean to me.

Is Lotida really this mean in real life?

[Anonymous]

Jixby, I'd like to answer this one if you don't mind!

[Jixby Phillips]

You may answer chojin!

I'll answer the others later guys sorry I guess I didnt notice them the first time!

[Anonymous]

Thanks!

Is Lotida really this mean in real life? I don't know.

[Jixby Phillips]

how do i keep my friends from steeling my CD's? well you should keep them in your bedroom and not allow any of your friends to go into your bedroom or even your house

Is it true that Q-Tips hurt your ears? I've heard that but i dont know if its true but I guess if I was able to HEAR it then I guess they couldn't have hurt all TOO much! :lol but seriously i use q-tips sometimes because the insides of my ears itch

Hey Jixby, do you play any instrument? intresting question thanks! no I dont. i once mentioned to my mom i wanted to learn to play guitar so she bought me one for christmas. it stayed in my closet for a year and then i took a guitar class at college because i needed the units. I spent each class pretending to play and sometimes i didnt show up but I'd have to leave the house because it was evening class and both my parents would be home and they'd be jerks about it. Sometimes I'd go rent a video, drive to school, rent a screening room at the library, and watch it instead of going to class. For the final, we had to perform a song. I sang Rock-a my soul but I sang it doing my Bobcat Goldthwait impression, to distract anyone from my playing. I got an A in the class.

What frequency would be required of a photon to strike an hydrogen atom and elevate its electron to the eighth quatum state? I don't know

Jixby, what are the WORST kinds of question you get asked? When people are just trying to be a bunch of JOKESTERS and asking funny questions that i cant even answer and its like they dont even want a question answered they're just trying to be JERKS I hate it. Also when they ask like DUUUH WHATS SOMETHING SOMETHING SCIENTIC like sethtomas just did because DUH like i'm gonna know that (no offense sethomas i think youre cool) I like questions about me the best.

Jixby, after I made a question in your thread called "THE CUNT FILES: ZekeySpaceyLizard", Lotida sent me a PM telling me how stupid I was, then she told me that my name suggested to her that I have not touched a woman's chest because I'm gay. Then she was really obnoxious in her next PM, telling me I could have clicked on the gray comma that was between her insults to get to your thread when all I really wanted to know was why she was so mean to me.

Is Lotida really this mean in real life? i don't know

[GADZOOKS]

Jixby, I think I speak for everyone when I ask if you could regail us with your Bobcat Goldthwait version of Rock-a My Soul?

[Rongi]

Jixby what do you want to be when you grow up :eek?

[Emu]

jixby if your mother is trapped in a well made of guns and your father is about to be killed by a zombie bear and your sister's about to be thrown into a lake made out of acid and tomahawks and you can only save one of them who do you save?

[kellychaos]

Jixby,

Due ewe prefer nachos with or without jalapeno peppers?

[King Hadas]

Are you gonna bring back the Draw Luigi contest? because I really worked hard on my entry :(

[Jixby Phillips]

shoot I answered alll the questions but i guess it didnt work the first time dang so second times a charm i guess!

Jixby, I think I speak for everyone when I ask if you could regail us with your Bobcat Goldthwait version of Rock-a My Soul? uh i dont really have my guitar anymore! I gave it to my mom and she sold it for the same ammount she bought it for! pretty good deal! I didnt even open all the stuff it came with so it was like new! The thing about the bobcat thing was that i never rehearsed it and i never sang as bobcat before so i didnt know how it was going to sound! and i still dont kinda lol but at the end of it i stood up and said "that was rock-a my soul as sung by actor/commedian bobcat goldthwait" just to make sure

Jixby what do you want to be when you grow up ? depending what i'm better at I wanna be a writer that directs sometimes or a director that writes sometimes! I like writing its fun to do sometimes when you're iwith best buds and i like doing it for f*ck you b*tch t he website and i'm thinking maybe i could make f*ck you b*tch: the tv show sometime in the future! I've got lots of ideas for it! :lol

jixby if your mother is trapped in a well made of guns and your father is about to be killed by a zombie bear and your sister's about to be thrown into a lake made out of acid and tomahawks and you can only save one of them who do you save? well i'd save my mom cuz my dad and my sister are douchebags and i think my mom would appreciate a quiet house more than they would! sorry if that sounds rude but i love my mom!

Due ewe prefer nachos with or without jalapeno peppers? Spell this right and I will answer it.

Are you gonna bring back the Draw Luigi contest? because I really worked hard on my entry sorry dude maybe i should thanks for reminding me, i got some great entries but it just so happened i got all busy with school and moving away from home when the deadline happened !! I'll try to revive it okay!

[The Damp Moose]

What members here are characters/ have another name?

[Jixby Phillips]

I dont know

[Lotida]

Jixby, after I made a question in your thread called "THE CUNT FILES: ZekeySpaceyLizard", Lotida sent me a PM telling me how stupid I was, .

Is Lotida really this mean in real life?

1. I would never give you the time of day to even think about PMing you. I have never even noticed you??.

2. I am very nice in real life....but probably not to you because you make up stupid posts to try to get noticed. >:

[Johnyy Darko]

1.Can you and/or RoG talk or tell anything about what the future of I-Mockery is or what are some thing your or Rog Is working on?
2.Do you hate me or not?
3.Whey do people on this forum hate me?
4.What is your favorite minimock?

[Jixby Phillips]

I forgot to say if i dont get to be a writer or director i'd open a small resturant where theres a tv and i watch videos all day and people can come on in and eat some delcious food and watch videos !

[Jixby Phillips]

1.Can you and/or RoG talk or tell anything about what the future of I-Mockery is or what are some thing your or Rog Is working on? Nope!

2.Do you hate me or not? I don't know!

3.Whey do people on this forum hate me? Probably because it seems like you put little to no thought into your posts!

4.What is your favorite minimock? mine!

[MrAdventure]

do you think you could stomach spaghetti blindfolded!

do you think you could send in a few more jokes here and there haha

ps are you picky about dessert or just dinner!

[Jixby Phillips]

do you think you could stomach spaghetti blindfolded! well i could do it i mean i have the GUTS but i like to make sure i'm evenly distrubting the meat with the noodles cuz i dont like ending up with lots of meat left behind and then eating it straight up! :x

do you think you could send in a few more jokes here and there haha sure i'll try!!!

ps are you picky about dessert or just dinner! that depends whtats for dessert :/ :/ :/