hey mad max

[Jixby Phillips]

just so you know whenever i read your posts i imagine them in a really high-pitched voice like a little kid or something! :lol

[Jixby Phillips]

its the same voice i use for calvin when i read calvin and hobbes :lol

[MrAdventure]

when i read mad max it sounds like a tea kettle ready to blow up! or maybe a personified train whistle haha

[Jixby Phillips]

he sounds like the american ambassador's phone melting when the bombs his moscow ;_;

[Terra]

Such is the official "calling out" of a vet for our Liege Lord and hero, Mad Max. Please notice the lack of capitalization, grammar etc. In his zeal to thump his chest, our next subject has hastily posted before his nerve wore down and got the best of him.

When this thread goes to Mock Wars (as it surely will) you will notice the same fizzling out as it was with the "Terra" thread. Jizzlips seems to beg for an audience to gather his cojones but if there are no supporters, he will slink away as he always does. But now that he has found his balls, perhaps there might be a dick in it for him after all. The question is who's?

:)

[GADZOOKS]

I think of his voice as if Baby Gilbert Gottfried made an appearance on Shorties watching Shorties.

[Rongi]

sometimes when i watch TV land and Lucy gets in trouble on I love Lucy i always imagine Terra is Lucy and i always imagine Lucy getting punched in the cunt

[Terra]

:lol

What would you know about a cunt, you fag? Your too busy tonguing Jizz's assrim to pay attention to that shit. But don't let me bother you, continue licking away and don't forget to get every last drop. :)

[Rongi]

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
WE GOT FUN AND GAMES
http://membres.lycos.fr/metaltom/guns/young/ar.jpg

[Dr. Fu]

just so you know whenever i read your posts i imagine them in a really high-pitched voice like a little kid or something! :lol

Wow. Insulting someone's posting by how they sound in your puny deranged mind.

[MrAdventure]

could the mods please take care of this problem thanks!

[Jixby Phillips]

What would you know about a :eek, you :eek? Your too busy :eek ing :eek's :eek to pay attention to that :eek. But don't let me bother you, continue :eeking away and don't forget to get every last :eek. :)

[GADZOOKS]

More like the Dr. Fucking doesn't know when to shut it. :rolleyes

[Dr. Fu]

More like the Dr. Fucking doesn't know when to shut it. :rolleyes

I don't make fun of your name, you shouldn't do the same to mine.

*sniff*

[GADZOOKS]

Gadzooks, more like Fagzooks :lol

[Spooky]

good thread more like INTERNET GARBAGE

[FS]

Dr Fu,

shut up. Nobody thinks you're a tough newbie who immediately establishes himself as a person no one fucks with. Everyone thinks you're a presumptuous idiot who constantly sticks his nose where it doesn't belong and makes embarassing errors in judgement cause he hasn't been around long enough to know how people act here.

With regards,

shut up.

[McMock]

Hey FS do you think everybody should forget about Theo Van Gogh's annoying side now that he's dead?

[EisigerBiskuit]

If McClain comes in and says something about Fu swinging his nuts from a tree, then I won't feel special.

[sadie]

in mock wars, that would be almost pedophilic!

[Dr. Fu]

Dr Fu,

shut up. Nobody thinks you're a tough newbie who immediately establishes himself as a person no one fucks with. Everyone thinks you're a presumptuous idiot who constantly sticks his nose where it doesn't belong and makes embarassing errors in judgement cause he hasn't been around long enough to know how people act here.

With regards,

shut up.

To be completely honest, I did not join these forums to have a good conversation, nor did I attempt at all to try and be tough.

In my opinion, this forum is almost nothing compared to other good forums.

It has good users, like you, FS. The people that keep it weighted down are others, such as Jixby, that constantly make crap threads and don't excersize brain before the post button.

You could be accusing me of not using brain before using the post button and sticking my nose into where it does not belong. You could.

But again;

Does it look like I care?

You call an insult me all I like and I'll still be posting the way I've been now. Maybe I'll post a little less in other threads.

But I will be that obnoxious little poster.

Oh yes I will.

[GADZOOKS]

Way to suck, Dr. BoohooFu

[Dole]

You call an insult me all I like

so very wrong

[FS]

But I will be that obnoxious little poster.

Thanks, that position's already filled by about a dozen people.

[Zhukov]

I bet you're REAL embarrassed about your avatar and signature now, aren't you Dr. Fu?

[ziggytrix]

I think you are takin Jixby a little too seriously. Do you think you are his psychologist or what??

[Dr. Fu]

Heh.

It amazes me how sarcastic you all are.

I do commend you, if this was another forum they'd be all "OMG STFU n00bZ0r5" and pounce.

This is not how I act on other forums.

I think you are takin Jixby a little too seriously. Do you think you are his psychologist or what??

I don't take him seriously, but when he starts to post as frequently crap as I see him, I start to wonder whether or not age>post content.

And it is. Don't phase me. It is.

I bet you're REAL embarrassed about your avatar and signature now, aren't you Dr. Fu?

What would I be embarrased about?

Way to suck, Dr. BoohooFu

Way to suck, Fagzooks :p

[Dr. Fu]

And also. I do apologize for the double post, but this will be my last post in general blabber in a while. I made a deal with Chojin and I'll complete it.

Now go on and insult Fu behind his back with homosexual, racial, and badly shapen comments.

[Emu]

I wasn't planning on saying anything racial until you told me to.

[Jixby Phillips]

dr ful please thell me why i'm stupid please and dont be afraid to use examples (much like my work with the CUNT FILES you may have seen in mockwars) even you can use this post!

i promise i wnot get mad i just wanna clean up my act and make this place for new users i dont wanna run people off thats mean!

also what other boards do you post at that are better please tell me maybe i can learn from their example i'm mr mockery's friend you know i can get him to change some things

thanks

[kellychaos]

I will hate you, Jixby, until the last unit of my life force expires. :kisses

[Dr. Fu]

Wow.

Jixby.

I now have a changed attitude about you.

I did say that the post above was going to be my last post in Blabber for a while, but I can't resist.

Jixby, I've pmmed you. Apparently I'm not allowed to carry on conversations for more than 5 posts, so we'll talk this over PM.

[kellychaos]

You've been saying that a lot lately. I value conviction.

[Matt Harty]

dr. fu you are most certainly walking on thin ice

[Esuohlim]

Dr. Fu do you sit back in your chair with smug look on your face when you post???

[Terra]

Do you Milhouse? Because I sure wouldn't be proud of your pointless shit if I were you.

[Matt Harty]

terra do you type with your tits?

[Terra]

No Matt. Do you type with your dicks, oops, of course you don't have one of those. Your social life being what it is, it must have worn down to a nub.

[Jixby Phillips]

yeah!

[sadie]

if there's something kelly values, it certainly is conviction. yessiree.

[Big McLargehuge]

terra, you should pick a different picture for your avatar, that ones not very flattering.