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liquidstatik
Nov 18th, 2004, 11:47 AM
The ones from the rap videos. :(

CaptainBubba
Nov 18th, 2004, 12:44 PM
This is not advisable my friend. See, unbeknownst to most caucasian males, african women have no actual vagina. When in heat the black female instead produces a long needle-like coil from her cloaca, located where the genitals normally are, and inserts it into the males testicles whereupon the sperm is actually vaccumed out. In addition the coil carries a deadly toxin which incapacitates the male and the black female then feasts on the still living corpse of her mate.

I have done this twice and the orgasms were amazing, but truthfully I'd much prefer having sex with a monkey.

Terra
Nov 18th, 2004, 01:30 PM
Frankly I would listen to Bubba on this one. The animal kingdom accepts him for who he is rather than the incapable twit that the humans are having a hard time swallowing.

:)

Cosmo Electrolux
Nov 18th, 2004, 03:24 PM
Thank god for the white wimmens........ :yum

ziggytrix
Nov 18th, 2004, 03:38 PM
Don't ya wanna marry her first?

ItalianStereotype
Nov 18th, 2004, 04:01 PM
Terra, have you ever seen Drawn Together? whenever you post, I always think of you as Toot.

sadie
Nov 18th, 2004, 05:05 PM
i haven't seen it yet. does toot live in a trailer?

liquidstatik
Nov 18th, 2004, 05:22 PM
Don't ya wanna marry her first?
oh yeah, i almost forgot i was christian!

FartinMowler
Nov 18th, 2004, 06:04 PM
i haven't seen it yet. does toot live in a trailer?


:lol

FS
Nov 18th, 2004, 06:55 PM
which rap video? It might help!

Supafly345
Nov 19th, 2004, 05:29 AM
Nnnnngg!! Oh Go-nnngaah!

DamnthatDavid
Nov 19th, 2004, 10:57 AM
Would rather go for a mix girl.
1/4th black, 1/4th white, 1/2 asian.

ArrowX
Nov 21st, 2004, 09:05 PM
a MUTT?

DamnthatDavid
Nov 22nd, 2004, 01:15 AM
Yes a mutt.

I am trying to pollute my almost pure Aryan Super race blood lines with some commoner and lesser people blood. Cause I can...
And anyway, when was the last time you saw really hot, pure blood, German Girls?

ziggytrix
Nov 22nd, 2004, 11:41 AM
"It is one of the ironies of history that Aryan, a word nowadays referring to the blond-haired, blue-eyed physical ideal of Nazi Germany, originally referred to a people who looked vastly different. Its history starts with the ancient Indo-Iranians, Indo-European peoples who inhabited parts of what are now Iran, Afghanistan, and India. Their tribal self-designation was a word reconstructed as *arya- or *rya-. The first of these is the form found in Iranian, as ultimately in the name of Iran itself (from Middle Persian rn (ahr), “(Land) of the Iranians,” from the genitive plural of r, “Iranian”). The variant *rya- is found unchanged in Sanskrit, where it referred to the upper crust of ancient Indian society. These words became known to European scholars in the 18th century."

liquidstatik
Nov 22nd, 2004, 11:44 AM
No, seriously. I jerk off to rap videos. :(

ziggytrix
Nov 22nd, 2004, 11:49 AM
So? Are you looking for a remedy? Confirmation from others who do the same? A soul-mate who pets the kitty to Country videos?!?

liquidstatik
Nov 22nd, 2004, 11:51 AM
So? Are you looking for a remedy? Confirmation from others who do the same? A soul-mate who pets the kitty to Country videos?!?

DamnthatDavid
Nov 22nd, 2004, 09:35 PM
Well, I don't get VH1, or whatever you kids get nowadays... MTV3?

I watch Soul Train when I feel the need to watch some sexy black girls shake their milkshake... I like milkshake. But McDonalds is fake shake. >:

Boonie
Nov 22nd, 2004, 09:36 PM
I had a black girlfreind, but she didn't sleep with me. Damn.

Anonymous
Nov 23rd, 2004, 03:37 AM
YOU WON'T HAVE SEX EVER FUCKTARD! :lol

WhiteRat
Nov 23rd, 2004, 01:40 PM
Chocolate Vanilla Swirl!

Comrade Rocket
Nov 26th, 2004, 05:44 PM
My friend Mat is dating this really hot black girl. after i met her i pulled mat aside and asked him if she had a sister. it turns out she actually has a twin, but that fucker wont introduce me because he thinks i only want to fuck and leave... which is true... but still

GADZOOKS
Nov 26th, 2004, 06:24 PM
tell us more about Mat, we all would really like to know!

theone89
Dec 10th, 2004, 02:40 PM
I want to also

Sam
Dec 10th, 2004, 03:16 PM
I LIKE BLACK GIRLS TOO, THEY HAVE BIG BUTTS :lol OMG IT'S LIKE THAT ONE SONG BY THAT RAPPER ABOUT HOW HE LIKES BIG BUTTS BUT JUST PRETEND I'M SINGING IT INSTEAD. :lol2

PS: I'M NOT BLACK AND I DON'T RAP LOL SO IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT"S CRAZY!!!!!!

MetalMilitia
Dec 10th, 2004, 03:18 PM
Sir Mixalot :/

Sam
Dec 10th, 2004, 03:27 PM
NO, THAT'S NOT IT YOU ARE REDICULOUS I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL THAT WORD LOL QUICK SOMEONE ELSE MAKE ANOTHER GUESS

COME ON

HURRY

DO IT

OMG STARTSKY AND HUTCH MOVIE REFERECNE :lol1