If you had to pick a God which one would it not be?

[McMock]

Yes it's the question we all ask ourselves every day.

If you had to pick a God which one would it not be?

I would not pick the egyptican god that weighs how many bad things and how many good things you've done in your life, at the end of the journey, because his face is a dog. Come on how much respect can you have for a dog? Dogs are animals that sniff asses and they follow orders even if their boss is a carnival person!

[eggyolk]

It would be "God" because he thinks he is cool because he calls himself, a god, God.

It would be like me calling myself Human. Christians are so creative. :lol

[ScruU2wice]

that made no sense at all...

[Spooky]

forget who it would NOT be i'm here to tell you who it WOULD be and it WOULD be Cthulhu I mean c'mon he is the almighty

http://www.cthulhu.org/cimages/cthulhu_caves.gif


or maybe Thor hey guys wouldnt it be cool if Cthulhu and Thor battled in the steel cage would Thor hammer his tentacles or get his beard pulled on?

[Luchatein]

It would be "God" because he thinks he is cool because he calls himself, a god, God.

It would be like me calling myself Human. Christians are so creative. :lol

He calls himself Yahweh, which means "I am who am."

Scripture study :(

[Spooky]

"I am sent by he who calls himself 'I AM'"

moses said that i think. according to Dogma.

i really dont know anymore

[Rez]

whichever one sends you to Hell because you didnt think of him/her/it several times a day.
the insecurities....
it's like that 3rd grade bitch maria puntillo who wouldn't let you in her bithday party if you didnt say that she was your best friend.

[Anonymous]

He calls himself Yahweh, which means "I am who am."

http://www.nuevaalejandria.com/archivos-curriculares/ciencias/imagenes/popeye.gif

[DeadKennedys]

"And that's all that I yam!" :lol

[Anonymouse]

http://www.nuevaalejandria.com/archivos-curriculares/ciencias/imagenes/popeye.gif

http://www.blaskan.nu/Bilder/popeye.jpg

[GADZOOKS]

Wow! I didn't get Dr. Boogie's joke until Deadkennedy and anonymouse stepped in!

[Anonymous]

FREE MCMOCK FUCKTARDS! :lol

[Emu]

i'm so glad you're getting banned :(

[WhiteRat]

Al of the Gods stink except the great Zeus. Now there's a deity that knows how to get things done.

[kellychaos]

whichever one sends you to Hell because you didnt think of him/her/it several times a day.
the insecurities....
it's like that 3rd grade bitch maria puntillo who wouldn't let you in her bithday party if you didnt say that she was your best friend.

My God would be way more indifferent than that 'cause he's way cool and the chicks dig him because of his aloofness, his sunglasses and his well-defined muscles.

[point_RKO]

Notha....

Another product of Human Imagination....

[the[Hitman]]

He calls himself Yahweh, which means "I am who am."

I second that.

[DamnthatDavid]

Al of the Gods stink except the great Zeus. Now there's a deity that knows how to get things done.

He despised mortals. And saw them as his personal play things.

Now the Titans, they where on the human side of things, and fought the Olympic Gods on the behalf of the humans.
And Herculeas was a bastard son of Zeus, and Hera kept trying to kill him, yada yada yada.

Disney always fucks things up.

[WhiteRat]

Al of the Gods stink except the great Zeus. Now there's a deity that knows how to get things done.

He despised mortals. And saw them as his personal play things.

Now the Titans, they where on the human side of things, and fought the Olympic Gods on the behalf of the humans.
And Herculeas was a bastard son of Zeus, and Hera kept trying to kill him, yada yada yada.

Disney always fucks things up.

I'm well aware of Zeus' misdeeds. I admire him for his promiscuous ways with busty mortal women.

[Helm]

I'm well aware of Zeus' misdeeds. I admire him for his promiscuous ways with busty mortal women.

Sorry dude, mostly young boys.

[Dole]

they're all the same when you turn them around.

[FS]

WhiteRat, I think you're thinking of Anthony Quinn.

[WhiteRat]

Well that settles it, i'm now a member of the church of scientology.

[Mr. Fugo]

all hail Cthulhu, I suppose...

No, wait. I'd choose Pikachu.

[McClain]

You blow. Quit posting.