Like being stabbed by a thousand thousand fiery swords...

[Spectre X]

...and that are also poisonous.

My shoulder has changed rcecently. It has gone from friendly and helpful point of articulation to the physiological equivalent of an evil sadistic megalomaniac.

A few minutes after I got up this morning my shoulder started feeling kind of strange, like a locked-up knee joint that you have to move a couple of times to get it to pop back into normal mode. So, I move my arm and there I felt a pretty bad shot of pain going through my shoulder. At first it wasn't so bad, it was merely a slight annoyance. However, a while ago the pain started getting worse, and now it hurts even when I don't move my arm at all.

I'm afraid that if this doesn't stop soon, I'll lose my mind and end up cannibalizing my family and my neighbours, and eventually end up killing myself by leaping in front of a train.

And the locked feeling is still there, and I can't shake it, and this is infuriatingly irritating.

[AChimp]

Pinched nerve.

[Spectre X]

Probably. :(

[FartinMowler]

go to a rub and tug :)

[Spectre X]

I'd rather cut my arm off altogether than listen to any advice you have to give me, be it good or not.

You know.

It's the principle of the thing.

[GADZOOKS]

In this tread, some nerves get pinched, and spretcre gets a little pinched with fartimowler about an ol' rub and tug.

[FartinMowler]

sphincterX is just made because I said he was from the nether regions :)

[FartinMowler]

mad (omg someone fix the edit button) >:

[FartinMowler]

I swear to god I won't send my $5 american and $5 canadian funds to I-mockery if it's not fixed soon >:

[Spectre X]

I'm made from the whuh??

What?

I'm betting that you don't even know what the hell you're saying half of the time.

[Anonymous]

It's your body evolving to physically prevent you from ever drawing again

[ArrowX]

Cancer.

[Spectre X]

It's your body evolving to physically prevent you from ever drawing again

It's my left arm.

I'm right-handed.

[MLE]

maybe your body is dyslexic, then.

[Mike]

We need a separate board for all the people to bitch about their tumors and cancers and shoulders.

[Black Flag]

the title of this thread lead me to believe you were talking about the pain of a broken heart

[pjalne]

I-mockery cancer.

[Jeanette X]

Sounds like a pinched nerve to me too.

I suggest that you avoid moving it, as it only seems to be making things worse, and to see a doctor about it as soon as possible.

[Jixby Phillips]

i cant disagree with THAT advice!

[GADZOOKS]

Marty McFly is a pretty cool guy

[McMock]

As a person who has been stabbed by a thousand thousand fiery swords that are also poisonous, I take great offense at your comparison. You don't know what it's like. Go cry in your mothers bossom, shoulderboy.