YOU KNOW WHY THE FORUMS AREN'T GOOD ANYMORE?

[Sethomas]

Because there's nobody here with a signature featuring Gonzo firing pistols on a tricycle. At least that's how I remember it. :/

[DamnthatDavid]

I'm sorry. But if you want, you can have sex with my stuffed moose head. It always cheers me up.

[RedLeader01]

No, it's because everyone wants to make posts telling us they have cancer on some part of their body!

[Immortal Goat]

http://img32.exs.cx/img32/643/c2vbaronontricycle.jpg

Happy now?

[the_dudefather]

hes only got one pistol, but good job

[Matt Harty]

ha ha

[Cosmo Electrolux]

No, it's because everyone wants to make posts telling us they have cancer on some part of their body!

Egyptian Dead Dick is NOT cancer! >:

[mburbank]

That were Dr somebody or other in some ways associatted with a Ms. Emma.

I'll tell you what all though, not one of them had the fifth of the Alzheimers I got so if you AIN'T MY DAUGHTER AND YOU AIN'T MY NURSE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TOUCHING MY BEDSORES?!?

[Studio8]

give me a break

[AChimp]

Dr Juno :tear

[Miss Modular]

Dr Juno, who eventually broke up with Emma and became a 'head?

Where's Wreck? He'd know. :(

[ziggytrix]

Jews Control The Media?

[Dr. Fu]

I think the forums are bad because idiots like me are on it.

[Guitar Woman]

When I saw the title I thought the answer was going to be "Because Sethomas is still posting." rofl just kidding seth

[WINO]

In my humble opinion, i feel the reasons this board is basically impotent is general lack of killer instinct in most posters here. I see little that actually impresses me.

Maybe i should bring a few friends from a few other forums over and light this party up!

[Sethomas]

I haven't taken my antipsychotics for a few days, and dealing with the consequential urges qualify me to state that you're a puerile moron.

[FS]

Maybe i should bring a few friends from a few other forums over and light this party up!

You will do no such thing.

[WINO]

I haven't taken my antipsychotics for a few days, and dealing with the consequential urges qualify me to state that you're a puerile moron.Actually, being off your looney meds would not qualify you to state a sane and useful opinion in any consequential manner.

[WINO]

Maybe i should bring a few friends from a few other forums over and light this party up!

You will do no such thing. You control not what i plan to do....

[liquidstatik]

wtf lol

[McClain]

You will do no such thing. You control not what i plan to do....[/quote]

Dude, you're a fucking dork.

[WINO]

"fucking dork", are you about 15 or something?

[WINO]

If you don't recognize elizabethian english, used as a method of sarcasm.....never mind.

You're a fucktard.

[Sethomas]

Elizabethian, eh? From the days of Queen Elizabethy? The folly is thine.

[Jixby Phillips]

yeah good one nice reply is that the best you got

seriously WINO, why would anybody spend a whole lot of time trying to come up with an insult that is up to your standards? You are a fucking dork. It doesn't have anything to do with immaturity on McClain's part, because you are.

Anyway, before you ask: No, I do not wanna "dance" in mock wars.

[WINO]

Then you are officially OWNED, DECIMATED, and what else fuck what.

[WINO]

And i am done with you....fuck off now.

[McClain]

And i am done with you....fuck off now.

Sorry, but I don't think you're established enough to terminate an argument with that brand of comment. In typical fashion, stupid fucking newbies like you are caught scurrying away with their tail between their legs.
You’re welcome to stay, however you’ll have to join the ranks of the resident Dim-Witted. Once the stigma is set you’ll never be able to escape its clutches. You might as well disappear.

[WINO]

And i am done with you....fuck off now.

Sorry, but I don't think you're established enough to terminate an argument with that brand of comment. In typical fashion, stupid fucking newbies like you are caught scurrying away with their tail between their legs.
You’re welcome to stay, however you’ll have to join the ranks of the resident Dim-Witted. Once the stigma is set you’ll never be able to escape its clutches. You might as well disappear.You don't stand up like a big dog, then run under the porch...PKB city.

You affect my mood about the same as a partly cloudy day.

Bring it big dog.

[ItalianStereotype]

ahahahahahahaha AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[McClain]

Despite the fact that you diligently reported to us from Jeff K’s FAGGORT Message Forum, where you were indubitably the reigning Flame Wars Champion to the theme of Cum Guzzle jokes and PaintshopPro Image Montages, you’re merely another drop in the bucket at this forum.
Learn your place, bitch. You’re not tough. You’re not making waves. You’re not worth another post.

*poof*

(that was your significance)

There are plenty of people like you ready to bark and bite in the Mock Wars forum. You'll feel right at home. Go getum big guy! And try not to shit on the carpet.

[WINO]

Despite the fact that you diligently reported to us from Jeff K’s FAGGORT Message Forum, where you were indubitably the reigning Flame Wars Champion to the theme of Cum Guzzle jokes and PaintshopPro Image Montages, you’re merely another drop in the bucket at this forum.
Learn your place, bitch. You’re not tough. You’re not making waves. You’re not worth another post.

*poof*

(that was your significance)

There are plenty of people like you ready to bark and bite in the Mock Wars forum. You'll feel right at home. Go getum big guy! And try not to shit on the carpet.Don't do paintpro...don't do photoshop....and i sure as fuck aint from whoever faggot board inwhich you refer to. You are just another fucktard trying to stand tall for this idiot village of a forum. I bet you are a snappy dresser as well, wearing a fucking custom made gimp suit with matching ball gag.

PKB as well, bitch.

OWNED by WINO.

[WINO]

Now go sit in the corner and shut up.

[glowbelly]

what does PKB mean?

[WINO]

A post kicking bitch; someone who puffs up their bony lil' chest then runs under the porch.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

:lol you can't be serious

[Jixby Phillips]

SON OF MAX: 2004 - ????

[GADZOOKS]

:lol JIXBY

[FS]

I'm so tired of all these Star Wars.

[Dole]

OWNED by WINO.

WINO, you're a tedious cunt, and has been said many times on here, anyone who uses the phrase 'owned' is a FUCKING LOSER.

Go back to whatever 'flaming' forum for the teminally virginal you came from.

[Anonymous]

AAAAH! AAAAH! I'VE GOT TO BAN HIM BEFORE HE MAKES US LOOK BAD!!! AAAAAAH!

[Guitar Woman]

If you don't recognize elizabethian english, used as a method of sarcasm.....never mind.

You're a fucktard.
Max, if you're gonna keep posting, don't make it so obvious.

[Rongi]

I'm so tired of all these Star Wars.

Gosh, I'm tired of all this Trafic in Africa