If You Like Linkin Park...

[marcusarelius]

If you own a Linkin Park CD or enjoy listening to their music, then this, my friend, is something you will find very interesting! For 3 years, the Linkin Park Underground, an official fan club, has grown to include over 70,000 members. Each year the club awards its members once they pay the fee with shirts, rare cd’s, stickers, pictures, and once they gave out a dvd. The club allows for its members to hear the news first about the band and gives access to exclusive video, audio, and pictures found online. One of its biggest features as voted on by some of the 70,000 + members is that the club allows for its members to be the first to get Linkin Park tickets when they play in or around the area in which you live. This allows for members of the Linkin Park Underground to have the best seats in the house when they come to concert!! This alone is worth well over the membership fee which is $25 for a whole year of membership and access to the website. Before you think that price is too much to spend, here is what you will receive in this years LPU package:

Linkin Park 2005 Calendar filled with color photos of Linkin Park
- NEW LP Underground 4 enhanced CD with exclusive Linkin Park tracks, video footage and bonus material
- NEW exclusive LP Underground 4 t-shirt design (S-XXL sizes available)
- LP Underground wristband
- LP Underground pin
- LP Underground sticker
- LP Underground guitar pick
- Personal membership card
- 8x10 band photo
- Letter from Linkin Park
- Annual LP Underground newsletter poster

Still unconvinced...Please watch this clip below by clicking the link

http://s17.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1HHM56KUM116X32TH9JQI31AB7

Enough talk, if you read this far then you know you will want this! Click the link below and follow the directions to sign up with the Linkin Park Underground and receive all this stuff and more…..

JOIN THE LINKIN PARK UNDERGROUND NOW!! (https://ssl.sparkart.com/lpusignup/index.php?&referrer=marcusarelius@linkinpark.com)

[Jixby Phillips]

*I* like Linkin Park :) :)

[Jixby Phillips]

I guess I'll join then :) :)

[Jixby Phillips]

What the fucking fuck? It costs MONEY?

I'm not going to pay MONEY just to make fun of jerks

[Esuohlim]

Oh I want this bad, I assure you! I spend countless hours enjoying myself at Lincoln Park and I would like to let people know that I am indeed a fan! Could you send me the membership card, but hold all the guitar picks and band photos and whatnot since I'm not into music or anything. Thanks!

[marcusarelius]

It does cost money but what you receive easily outwieghs what you pay

[Esuohlim]

Sir, if I pay in 70 pounds of pennies, will I recieve over 70 pounds of merchandise then?

[marcusarelius]

yeah 70 pounds of pennies would probably buy you several years of membership and yes the stuff you get in return might weigh that much

[Jixby Phillips]

It does cost money but what you receive easily outwieghs what you pay

Yeah, if you like Linkin Park.

[Jixby Phillips]

referrer=marcusarelius@linkinpark.com

hey guys you need to delete this part of the URL if you want to join! I forgot to tell you!

[marcusarelius]

What...why would you delete that part of it. Because I'm helping out a band promote, you have to make it harder on me when it doesn't even concern you. If you dont like them, then fine...but allow others to have their own opinions.

[Esuohlim]

What are you trying to pull, sir?

Thank you for bringing this to my attention Jixby. I am so appalled by this that I have decided not to join. At least until chicanery like this is completely absent. Good day, Mr. Markel Arlus

[Big McLargehuge]

ACCEPTANCE OF THIS AGREEMENT BY LP UNDERGROUND MAY BE SUBJECT, IN LP UNDERGROUND'S ABSOLUTE DISCRETION, TO YOUR SATISFACTORY COMPLETION OF A CREDIT CHECK. ACTIVATION OF SERVICE SHALL INDICATE LP UNDERGROUND'S ACCEPTANCE OF THIS AGREEMENT. USE OF THE LP UNDERGROUND'S NETWORK CONSTITUTES ACCEPTANCE OF THIS AGREEMENT. YOU REPRESENT AND WARRANT THAT YOU HAVE FULL AUTHORITY AND RIGHT TO ENTER INTO THIS AGREEMENT AND THAT THERE ARE NO CONFLICTING CLAIMS RELATING TOTHE RIGHTS GRANTED BY THIS AGREEMENT. YOU FURTHER REPRESENT AND WARRANT (i) THAT YOU ARE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OF AGE, OR (ii) THE PARENT OR LEGAL GUARDIAN REGISTERING ON BEHALF OF A MINOR WHO WISHES TO JOIN LP UNDERGROUND.

[marcusarelius]

People its a contest for members of the site. We are trying to get people to join, thats all. If you dont want to join, then fine. If you do, then also fine, you will like it.

[Esuohlim]

I'm so going to win that contest.

[Alive]

yeah right... the only one who allready won anything from this is the drummer who just bought his third escalade -for his dog. its *pookies* lol

[GADZOOKS]

OMG OMG! What a deal! Linkin Park are my favvvvvvoooorite band next to Suge Knight :love

[DamnthatDavid]

Watcha talking about willis, you know your favorite band is the Supremes.

[DamnthatDavid]

Watcha talking about willis, you know your favorite band is the Supremes.

[Zomboid]

It's watchU talkin bout willis. Douchebag >:

[Dole]

Linkin Park are, without a doubt, the single most significant landmark in popular culture since Leif Garrett.


And now that we find they have their own network of UNDERGROUND fans....its just fucking amazing, thats all. These kids are bringing LP back to those that truly matter: the tragic cunts who listen to them.

[Big Papa Goat]

I don't know who Leif Garret is :(

[Zhukov]

hey marcusarelius, what was that song that the X-Ecutioners did with Linkin Park? I wanna download it for free from the internet.

[FS]

SPAMMER WHORE! GO CRY! I HATE YOU!

[Tropical]

Haha, hey Ceasar!
You're supposed to beg us to clicky your link.
And not to point out we're really mean people that hates you for leaving scheite on the board just so you(an unselfish person) could get a free shit smeared t-shirt.

Quick: Get fartin to come and make a Commodus character.

[Miss Modular]

Linkin Park is sooooooooooo 2001.

[ScruU2wice]

wait I need to know what EP stands for. There are so many EP records out there but I have no idea what it means.

[marcusarelius]

It's going down

[Emu]

If you want people to join your little thing, you need to find a message board, chat room or newsgroup that's composed primarily of angry 13-15 year olds.

[ReadLou]

If you want people to join your little thing, you need to find a message board, chat room or newsgroup that's composed primarily of angry 13-15 year olds.

PRECISELY. Even though most of them will probably hate it still, because it's COOL to!

[Esuohlim]

Where's my club pack you son of a bitch.

[ScruU2wice]

So If I joined the club would have I been warned that they were going to team up with Jay-Z?

[marcusarelius]

Ok, you people have the wrong impression of what the club is. Thats cool, heres my impression of who you guys are... You're probably overweight and your biggest decision during the day is which to do first: eat potato chips from a bag in your left hand or click on to the next porn site with your right. You people suck ass

[ScruU2wice]

hey dude that was uncalled for. First of all you come here and tell us about this awesome club and these amazing contests we can never win. We were just trying to have a little fun. I mean we didn't mean anything serious. Then you go and start being an A-hole like that. I mean we didn't want any trouble or anything. You didn't have to talk about our penises and our life styles. That was just hurtful..

[Jixby Phillips]

YEAH I BET WE ALL LIVE IN OUR PARENTS BASEMENTS AND HAVE NEVER HAD ANY SEX WITH A GAL, *CLEARLY*

ONLY PEOPLE WHO LISTEN TO LINKIN PARK AND PAY MONEY TO JOIN A FAN CLUB ARE WELL-ADJUSTED

You are an ineffectual cocksucker. When you're done with people they're all like "what? my cock got sucked? really?"

[James]

Poor marcusarelius. You know guys, he tries so hard, and gets so far. But in the end, you guys have to start crawling in his skin and give him a hard time about this.

Shut up when he's talking to you. >:

[marcusarelius]

James is funny but the rest of you are still deciding on your sexual orientation

[marcusarelius]

ok ya know what, I'm sorry I talked about your penises and how your gay and what not, really I am, but in all seriousness...does someone out there have any clue as to where I should post this???? If its angry 13-15 yr olds...show me the forum, I need those kids!

[ScruU2wice]

www.freedomtalk.net

[Jixby Phillips]

Because you want to rape them I bet

YOU LIKE TO BREAK KIDS ARMS AND LEGS SO THEY CANT GET AWAY AND YOU KEEP THEM UNDER YOUR HOUSE AND YOU PULL THEM UP AT YOUR LEASURE AND YOU LIKE TOU PUT YOUR ENTIRE MOUTH AND NOSE UP THEIR BUTTS AND GO WILD AND THEN YOU PUT YOUR PENIS IN THEIR MOUTHS AND VAGINA (YEAH RIGHT HAHA) AND SOMETIEMS YOU FUCKT HEM UNTILL THEY DIE, THEN YOU EAT THEM RAW BECAUSE THATS THE KIDN OF THING LINKIN PARK SINGS ABOUT RIGHT

[rockets redglare]

This fanclub is so underground that all of us members go around to every possible message board that we can find and try to stop people from hearing about it.

[Esuohlim]

Does this club have a secret handshake?

[kellychaos]

2) No SPAM. If you want to sell something, we have a classified ads forum. do not advertise your product, web site, or anything else in the other forums or you will be banned.

Christ on a bike! Am I the only one who was coerced into reading this shit?

[Rongi]

Does this club have a secret handshake?

you get a young neubian boy and have one guy put his hand in the boy's mouth and the other in the boy's rectum. then you search your way through the young boy's body till your hands meet.

[Skulhedface]

Do we get a CLUBHOUSE?

[Anonymous]

Sorry, bud! I'd sticky this if I could!

[Jeanette X]

James is funny but the rest of you are still deciding on your sexual orientation

You heard him, no gay people at the Linkin Park fan club. GOD HATES FAGS! >:

[DeadKennedys]

Linkin Park and Jay-z fo life bitches :(

Marcus, I hope you drown