A question about girlfriends

[PenFifteen]

If I put make up and lipstick on my penis, could it be considered my girlfriend? (Yes, it is a female penis)

:-)

[Jixby Phillips]

lol what a funny idea

[PenFifteen]

I was being serious.

:( :( :(

[Jixby Phillips]

I was being sarcastic because its lame and stupid and so are you lol

[PenFifteen]

I was being sarcastic because its lame and stupid and so are you lol

You make Penfifteen sad. :( :( :(

[Big McLargehuge]

penfifteen don't you mean penis?

[PenFifteen]

Yes, I believe I do mean penis.

PEN15 if you will.

[GADZOOKS]

OH WAIT


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

I get it!

[Big McLargehuge]

i remember a kid trying to get me to join the pen15 club, but then i was all dude it says "penis" on your hand.

[HickMan]

the best is Language Arts Association Number 4
lol!

[Matt Harty]

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[DeadKennedys]

i remember a kid trying to get me to join the pen15 club, but then i was all dude it says "penis" on your hand.

Just say no man :)

[executioneer]

quit responding to this, jerkoff face

[RedLeader01]

If I put make up and lipstick on my penis, could it be considered my girlfriend? (Yes, it is a female penis)

:-)

You came to a mocking site and asked this question? What were you thinking? You're so asking to be made fun of now!!!

[MetalMilitia]

i remember a kid trying to get me to join the pen15 club, but then i was all dude it says "penis" on your hand.

I almost went onto a gay porn site in college when someone told be to check out a site called Pen Island.com.
He said it was an island for pens :(

[rockets redglare]

I heard that experts-exchange.com had to add the hyphen to their name because of too many enquiries from transgendered folks

[jimbutsu]

If I put make up and lipstick on my penis, could it be considered my girlfriend? (Yes, it is a female penis)

:-)

Remember to have a few ribs removed before you go in for that first kiss, or you could be another statistic in the Michael Hutchence Book of Autoerotic Death.

[Esuohlim]

You came to a mocking site and asked this question? What were you thinking? You're so asking to be made fun of now!!!

Kill yourself

[Jixby Phillips]

Hey are you the same person as the other 10 people who have that animated avatar of will ferrel hitting a cowbell or are you a different asshole?

[Rongi]

u hav to watch Elf high it's hilarious

n then watch fantasia high :hypno

[jimbutsu]

Hey are you the same person as the other 10 people who have that animated avatar of will ferrel hitting a cowbell or are you a different asshole?

I'm a different asshole, but I'm flattered that you noticed!

[Jixby Phillips]

I hope you get boiled in a pot !

[jimbutsu]

I hope you get boiled in a pot !

A pot as opposed to what? A stalk of corn? A guitar? A lovely springtime breeze?

What the hell else would I get boiled in, halfwit?

[Schimid]

A vat, you fucking moron.

[executioneer]

the atmosphere of venus

[executioneer]

boiled in your own juices!

[executioneer]

boiled in a cauldron, by a witch!

[executioneer]

boiled in the yellowstone hot springs :x

[executioneer]

boiled in oil or pitch
doesn't really matter which
they both are painful

[jimbutsu]

Boiled in a deluge of needless multiple posts. :/

[Schimid]

You're a faggot.

[Rongi]

i just farted

[jimbutsu]

A vat, you fucking moron.

Vat, pot, cauldron...

Marginal synonyms != clever retorts.

But I want you to know I still love you more than you can imagine.

[Rongi]

can i jizz in your eyes

[executioneer]

your sig is too tall btw the mods are gonna yell at you

[Rongi]

well shake my baccon

[executioneer]

thats what this forum is all about :lol

[Rongi]

shaking my baccon?

[executioneer]

everyone shaking their respective baccons

[Jixby Phillips]

haha he got you willie, you need to practice more on your netiquite if you wanna be taken seriously by THIS newcomer

I'm so fucking sick of internet faggotry that I want to hang myself.

[executioneer]

but i made a haiku and everything, if haiku isn't proper netiquette what is :(

[Marine]

everyone shaking their respective baccons
i didnt notice i did that?!

[Anonymous]

haha he got you willie, you need to practice more on your netiquite if you wanna be taken seriously by THIS newcomer

I'm so fucking sick of internet faggotry that I want to hang myself.
right on man we should form a gang to eliminate internet faggotry

starting with vcl (http://vcl.ctrl-c.liu.se/vcl/)

[MetalMilitia]

Marginal synonyms != clever retorts.


Niether does using C syntax in the middle of a sentance.

[kellychaos]

when c = "c sytax"

cout<Shut up!

[MetalMilitia]

if (MetalMilitia == Tierd)
{
Spellbadly = true;
Msg ("Shut up kellychaos\n");

}

[MetalMilitia]

that was gay even by my standards.

[MLE]

i think you're gay by anyone's standards.

[jimbutsu]

Wow.

I knew I was treading the line when I threw a "!=" in there, but wow... I didn't even drag you down with me, you droped even further into the abyss of douchebaggery all on your own! Neat!

And really, what's with the gaybashing? Isn't that kind of thing rather indicative of being far less clever than y'all seem to fancy yourselves?

[executioneer]

calling people queers on the internet is not gay-bashing, captain retardo

[jimbutsu]

Sure it is. You're trying to make it an insult, thus there must be something wrong with it.

Does the pointiness of your Klan hood make it easier to get your head up you own ass?

[executioneer]

whatever you say mister i'm-so-new-to-the-internet-that-i've-never-heard-fag-used-as-a-colloquial-insult-before

[executioneer]

i bet you tell white people who call each other ****** racist too you cat barf

[executioneer]

why dont you go cry until the tears fill up ur mom's vagina

[jimbutsu]

whatever you say mister i'm-so-new-to-the-internet-that-i've-never-heard-fag-used-as-a-colloquial-insult-before

Buh? Where did that empirically stupid remark come from?

And since when are terms like "fag" and "queer" as insults unique to the internet? I know that the whole conceit of the board is mockery, but honestly.... aren't you trying just a little *too* hard? I mean, if mockery was a great big dump and you strained this hard to be "clever," you'd have a hernia so bad you'd never walk again and there'd be a quart of blood in the toilet!

[Schimid]

Shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous]

I think this guy and his sassy, take-no-crap attitude is just what the forum needs! Why, I bet that if he were female he'd even own one of those hardcore buttons that says something like 'Beware of the bitch!'

And he'd type in dark blue.

[Helm]

Don't take no crap jimbutsu, I'm with you. You're exactly the type me and others will obsessively cling to when you give it to all these asshole vets around here, with your infallible logic and misplaced philosophical jargon. Ok what you need is your very own unique onomatopoeic insult, prefferably a combination of two or more (if you're feeling adventurous) words like 'fucktard' or 'cuntflap' or something similar. Seeing how your angle is being extremely politically correct, I guess the number of bad words you can say is severily limited, so maybe "jerkoid"? I think that's good. Jerkoid. Has something to it. Now go! Remember, we're with you!

[jimbutsu]

Wow. So far you've misused "jargon" and "onomatopoea." You sure showed me, what with your inability to use words correctly! Or are these "new" usages that someone who (you assume) is "new" to the net wouldn't know about yet???

Also, my "angle" has nothing to do with political correctness. I really don't take much stock in PC, I just wanted to know why everyone had the same tired schtick.

I think I get it now, and I'm sad for you. But still, the love flows.

And I wouldn't ever have a "Bitch" button, partly because I'm not a chick, but I did get a T-shirt way back when that says "CYNICAL BASTARD".....

[ziggytrix]

You should explain how he misused "jargon" and "onomatopoea" since English isn't his first language. That would REALLY show him. You could even use red text to simulate an English teacher's red ink, and that would be HILARIOUS.

[jimbutsu]

Nah, this thread has been hijacked for long enough. Poor PenFifteeen (HAW! It's like "penis!") will never get a real answer to his question now.

[ziggytrix]

That's OK, this thread is beyond redemption, and pen15 never had a real question to begin with - not that anyone would have cared even if his question had been a serious one.

[jimbutsu]

I'm still done. Magnum PI is on and it deserves my full attention.

[MetalMilitia]

I like Quincy better. Magnum was a fag 90% of the time.

[kellychaos]

If penis != girlfriend;

then ass = vagina;

fag++;

[MetalMilitia]

You dont put a semicolon at the end of an if statement. And it needs backets. :rolleyes

If your going to be an Internet geek fag nerd you may as well do it right.

[kellychaos]

If (penis != girlfriend)
{

then ass = vagina;

fag++;
}



The semi-colons stay mister anal. This is C++, not C.

[MetalMilitia]

:bestthread

C is for wussy girls who cant get their 386 to run anything other than the VI editor. >:

[kellychaos]

Nerdapalooza! :)

[Anonymous]

I hereby demand that jujitsu give her cynical bastard shirt to someone that deserves it.

And that metalmilitia and kelly be banned forthwith for upstaging him in the ancient art of being tragically unfunny internet fags.

[kellychaos]

:bow

[jimbutsu]

I hereby demand that jujitsu give her cynical bastard shirt to someone that deserves it.

And that metalmilitia and kelly be banned for upstaging him in the ancient art of being tragically unfunny internet fags.

And I demand that Japanese handles be used only by people who understand the language. Self-aggrandizing handles are double negative points.

[MetalMilitia]

You know your on the internet when a discussion intitled

" A question about girlfriends"

Is just two geeks attempting to out nerd eachother with C knowledge.

[kellychaos]

http://www.japanhero.com/rotating/rotating-3.jpg

[ziggytrix]

Daeva and Boss stage:
Successfully complete the game with all twelve characters and unlock Chojin mode. Note: This cannot be done under the easy difficulty setting. This will unlock Daeva and her Circle Of Fire stage. To select her, move the pointer off the screen on the first row of the character selection screen. Do the same on the stage selection screen to choose the Circle Of Fire stage. Successfully complete the game with Daeva to unlock her Chojin mode. Note: Some characters have different power moves in Chojin mode.
Information in this section was contributed by Gilbert Guerrero.

Chojin moveset:
Successfully complete the game with any character to unlock their Chojin moveset. These moves have a higher damage potential and are faster than the default moves.

[HickMan]

what IS that? It's been bugging me for months now. >:

[Anonymous]

And I demand that Japanese handles be used only by people who understand the language. Self-aggrandizing handles are double negative points.
Let me enter a quandary here, colloquialism. Barbituates exemplar the leviathanic liasions lest - ergo - forsooth - cosmonauts engage in vivid celebratory masturbation.

Oh and 'chojin' isn't Japanese, it's Chinese. Shows what you know.

[jimbutsu]

If you say so.

[Anonymous]

I'm glad we're all on the same intellectual level now.

[jimbutsu]

超人

[Anonymous]

now that we're best friends, would it be awkward for me to request a hand job at this juncture?

[MetalMilitia]

thats not even a real word. >:

[jimbutsu]

That gets complicated.. left hand, right hand, do we draw on the eyes, lipstick or no lipstick... that's too tough a topic to tackle.

[Anonymous]

You have two periods in your first ellipses; There should be three. Just thought I'd help you out in recognition of those you've helped in your time here.

[jimbutsu]

Reciprocity is a beautiful thing.

[Anonymous]

is that like sim city

[BlueOatmeal]

I like jimbutsu. I'm being serious here. I really like jimbutsu.

[Helm]

What's funny is that I didn't misuse these words, especially onomatopoeia since it holds a secondary meaning of the practice of creating words of all kinds, not just those that immitate sounds and the like. What's more, onomatopoeia is a greek word, from onoma, that means name, and the verb poio, which means to do, create or practise. I know this because I happen to be greek. To drive the point a bit excessively, philosophy can and has been said to have it's very own jargon, which the recent wave of post-modernist analysis has extensively focused it's dissassembling prowess on, trying to, essentially, paint the process of analytical philosophy as hollow and vacant as it's jargon, based on various recursive linguistic tricks and scemes. Now, I'd appreciate it if you'd take this paper back, and change my grade from this C to at least a respectable A - thank you very much. Fag.

[jimbutsu]

Nope. Sorry.

I can't find any other definition for onomatopoeia in any online or print source than "words for sounds." This isn't necessarily true on other languages that use those roots, mind you, but just because you say it doesn't make it true.

As for jargon, I might give you that one because of the subdefinition of the word that involves "convoluted phrasing," but there's nothing philosophical about that context, nor did I use any "jargon" in the context you referred to(words specific to a discipline), so you still missed the mark.

B minus, at best.

Also, I'm thinking of "crapsack" or "fuckstain" as my consonant-heavy signature phrase. They might not be Pulitzer material, but at least it's more imaginative than "fag."

[Helm]

I could explain how linguistic experts have come to a general agreement on how the vast majority of words in every language are products of the onomatopoeic process, besides a very few basic signifiers that seem to be reoccuring mainly in languages of indo-european origin, and how thusly my broader usage of the term is on the whole much more valid than your narrow dictionary.com definition might initially allow. Also, I might stress that the combinatorial terms in question "fucktard" and the like, are indeed inherently onomatopoeic since 'fuck', 'crap' and most other four letter cuss words are as related to their sounds as the anglosaxons that remodelled-coined them where unimaginative in going about it.

As to jargon. The '!=' you used is in fact, a symbol native to both number theory (and algebra and whatever mathematical field to which I am not accustomed in the least) and philosophy, and seeing as your usage was not mathematical, it very well qualified as misplaced philosophical jargon.

You might wonder why I'd choose to drag this scemantic debate out. It's mainly because I think you're a fag and you need to shut up very desperately.

[jimbutsu]

"my broader usage of the term is on the whole much more valid than your narrow dictionary.com definition might initially allow."

So your willing something into existence validates it? Blow it out your ass.

"As to jargon. The '!=' you used is in fact, a symbol native to both number theory (and algebra and whatever mathematical field to which I am not accustomed in the least) and philosophy, and seeing as your usage was not mathematical, it very well qualified as misplaced philosophical jargon."

It was a reference to code and you know it. Trying to make something more than that out of it is kind of pathetic, and I'm thinking that you're incapable of having a well-formed argument. I was raised in a Greek Orthodox household, so I'm well accustomed to that particular inability.

I think you're clutching at straws and trying to use obfuscation to further your point. I understand where you're going with it, and there's a kernel of validity, but not enough to build an argument around. Also, you must know that the behavior you're demonstrating would have the exact opposite effect you claim to want (shutting me up).

Actually, that's not true. I don't have time for this. I have shit to do before Magnum starts.

Thank you, drive through.

[Dole]

Helm wordy so good, and not even first on an English! Me aren't English second words, but not ever so good Helm like.
Jimbutsu wordy big clever, almost huge with the talking on brain words...it like a knowledge bag, but for face!

[jimbutsu]

Helm wordy so good, and not even first on an English! Me aren't English second words, but not ever so good Helm like.
Jimbutsu wordy big clever, almost huge with the talking on brain words...it like a knowledge bag, but for face!

It's sad, but this has been far and away the most lucid post in this thread, my own included, since this whole thing started.

[Dole]

:|

[Helm]

So your willing something into existence validates it? Blow it out your ass.

Incoherent reply, conviniently avoiding my argument.

I think you're clutching at straws and trying to use obfuscation to further your point. I understand where you're going with it, and there's a kernel of validity, but not enough to build an argument around.

I'm not clutching at straws as much as you'd like to think. I have two very sturdy foundations, based on which I can bend this any way I like. First, linguistics is really the sophist's playfield. Second, you're a fag.

As a second example, the term 'emphirical' which you used, is directly associated with philosophy, as in means of supplying evidence. Is that in code too? Your secret fag code? [/code]

Also, you must know that the behavior you're demonstrating would have the exact opposite effect you claim to want (shutting me up).

Maybe I don't want you to shut up at all. Maybe I don't think you're really a fag, either. Maybe this is behaviour I'm demonstrating is what we do to pass the time around here.


Plus also, I was not raised in an Orthodox household, so I have no idea what you're talking about. Fag.

[pjalne]

When was the last time someone worthwhile signed up here? Seriously, I'm pretty sure it's been more than a couple of months with nothing but cunts and retards.

[Helm]

He's ok.

[jimbutsu]

When was the last time someone worthwhile signed up here? Seriously, I'm pretty sure it's been more than a couple of months with nothing but cunts and retards.

I hope Varg stabs you in the head the next time you idiots let him out for a weekend vacation.

Loved your article on Halloween, by the way.

[pjalne]

Thanks :(

[AChimp]

This thread sucks now except for the bits with Helm. :(

[ziggytrix]

now?! when was this thread good?

[kellychaos]

I can't find any other definition for onomatopoeia in any online or print source than "words for sounds." This isn't necessarily true on other languages that use those roots, mind you, but just because you say it doesn't make it true.


Such devices bring out the full flavor of words. Comparison and association are sometimes strengthened by syllables which imitate or reproduce the sounds they describe. When this occurs, it is called onomatopoeia (a Greek word meaning name-making "), for the sounds literally make the meaning in such words as "buzz," "crash," "whirr," "clang" "hiss," "purr," "squeak," "mumble," "hush," "boom." Poe lets us hear the different kinds of sounds made by different types of bells in his famous poem "The Bells." His choice of the right word gives us the right sound when he speaks of "tinkling" sleigh bells; "clanging" fire bells; mellow "chiming" wedding bells; "tolling," "moaning," and "groaning" funeral bells.

You're going to argue with someone over root word based in his native language? :shakeshead

[HickMan]

WHY is this thread at five pages?

[kellychaos]

It is one hot mess. I can tell you that much.

[jimbutsu]

You're going to argue with someone over root word based in his native language? :shakeshead

Sort of. The meaning of the word in the native context is irrelevant. I know full well what the roots of the word mean, but that doesn't necessarily equate to what the word itself means in modern English. Hell, "cynical" comes from the old Greek word for "Dog," but if someone told me that it could be used to refer to dogs in the abstract just because this is so, they'd be full of crap.

Still, Helm is dead right in his point that the beauty (?) of language/linguistics is that it can be debated endlessly with no one ever really being proved or disproved right or wrong ("the sophist's playfield," which I thought was a brilliant expression). The only time anyone's ever truly "right" in language is if you're in school and someone's grading you, and even then it's just playing along.

Personally, I'd have been more apt to use the word "neologism" where Helm went for "onomatopoeia," but opinions are like Jixbys.

[thebiggameover]

Also, I'm thinking of "crapsack" or "fuckstain" as my consonant-heavy signature phrase. They might not be Pulitzer material, but at least it's more imaginative than "fag."

i like crapsack. but you should change it to crapbag....

when is this thread getting moved to mock wars?

[Anonymous]

at least she isn't stupid, even if she has no sense of humor. ;<

[MetalMilitia]

but opinions are like Jixbys.

Everyone has one?


ha... heh.. ahem.. oh dear.

[Anonymous]

that would be the reference, yes

[jimbutsu]

at least she isn't stupid, even if she has no sense of humor. ;<

If that's you modeling the popnko jerseys on the front page of that site, you are in NO position to challenge anyone's gender, Judy.

[Ninjavenom]

I'm going to give you the roughest fucking in your asshole when we get home.

[MLE]

lol

[Anonymous]

If that's you modeling the popnko jerseys on the front page of that site, you are in NO position to challenge anyone's gender, Judy.
So, wait, you've been here long enough to have a cynical bastard shirt and know about my site, but you still haven't caught on that I go out of my way to look feminine?

Are you sure you passed your initiation?

[jimbutsu]

So, wait, you've been here long enough to have a cynical bastard shirt and know about my site, but you still haven't caught on that I go out of my way to look feminine?


Being around here for a long time doesn't mean I ever gave a crap about *you*.

[Big Papa Goat]

When was the last time someone worthwhile signed up here? Seriously, I'm pretty sure it's been more than a couple of months with nothing but cunts and retards.

I hope Varg stabs you in the head the next time you idiots let him out for a weekend vacation.

Loved your article on Halloween, by the way.

hahah varg is norwegian and they do let him out of prison don't they!
TOPICAL

[Big Papa Goat]

is this a forum or a chatbox?

[Jixby Phillips]

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[Helm]

Ninja made me lol

[Helm]

Wait though, I don't get it. You know about his website and the stuff on it and how it makes sense and interelates to here and you've not idea about his on-board persona at all? I mean, your retort was adequately dismissive, but don't be a fag.

[Anonymous]

Plus now my feelings are hurt.

[pjalne]

hahah varg is norwegian and they do let him out of prison don't they!
TOPICAL

Oh, THAT Varg. The name means 'wolf', so I was wondering what the hell he meant by wolves stabbing me. It's been a while since he was in the media, so I kinda forgot about him.

[Helm]

hey pjalne do you like emperor

[pjalne]

I like some of it. But I find myself listening more to Swedish stuff like Opeth.

[Helm]

Opeth are ok for one album. I didn't expect you to care for this sort of music, I asked for a joke since you're norwegian and you must be sick about hearing foreigners go 'OMG FROM THE LAND OF DARKTHRONE!!!1'

[pjalne]

Yeah, it happens, but not to the point where it's really annoying. The fact that the country is relatively small is more of a problem, since everyone who has ever known everyone from Norway practically assume you'll know everyone.

[Helm]

pjalne have you met fenriz what is he like

[pjalne]

Wolfy :(

[jimbutsu]

Wait though, I don't get it. You know about his website and the stuff on it and how it makes sense and interelates to here and you've not idea about his on-board persona at all? I mean, your retort was adequately dismissive, but don't be a fag.

Oh, that's an easy one. I've never really looked at the boards in any detail until very recently, but I've been a regular visitor to the main site for several years. And actually, I have no idea how his site makes sense and interrelates to here-- I just saw the pictures and wondered what that Peter Pan guy was doing on it, and why he had dyed his hair red.

[Anonymous]

Ha ha! All feminine guys do look like that overused internet fag joke, don't they? Just like how all straight guys bear an uncanny resemblance to Jimmy Kimmel! And all people named Jim stick their collective vaginas in a bucket of ice water at a young age to sterilize themselves from humor!

[jimbutsu]

Name's not Jim.

You really did make me think of that Peter Pan dude very first thing, like it or not.

Chojin is a Japanese word and you know it.

You're not half as clever as you think you are, and even if it's not me, just remember that there's ALWAYS someone cooler than you.

Fuck, in your case, it might actually BE Peter Pan.

[Anonymous]

Name's not Jim.
OH.

You really did make me think of that Peter Pan dude very first thing, like it or not.
i am offended

Chojin is a Japanese word and you know it.
OH.

You're not half as clever as you think you are, and even if it's not me, just remember that there's ALWAYS someone cooler than you.
if?

Fuck, in your case, it might actually BE Peter Pan.
i am offended

[Helm]

The easiest way is to use a web form to generate random integers (with duplicates, like dice rolls), randomized sequences (without duplicates, like lottery tickets) or raw random bytes. You can also flip virtual coins and generate random bitmaps.

http://www.random.org/cgi-bin/randxbm?width=64&height=64http://www.random.org/cgi-bin/randxbm?width=64&height=64http://www.random.org/cgi-bin/randxbm?width=64&height=64http://www.random.org/cgi-bin/randxbm?width=64&height=64http://www.random.org/cgi-bin/randxbm?width=64&height=64http://www.random.org/cgi-bin/randxbm?width=64&height=64http://www.random.org/cgi-bin/randxbm?width=64&height=64http://www.random.org/cgi-bin/randxbm?width=64&height=64http://www.random.org/cgi-bin/randxbm?width=64&height=64http://www.random.org/cgi-bin/randxbm?width=64&height=64http://www.random.org/cgi-bin/randxbm?width=64&height=64http://www.random.org/cgi-bin/randxbm?width=64&height=64

[WTF]

Jimbutsu: The art of unarmed <insert here>. :confused

[Jixby Phillips]

wtf: what the <insert here> :confused

[kellychaos]

Nobody puts Chojin in a corner! >: