TSUNAMI JOKES

[The Damp Moose]

How do you say "oh shit" in Sri Lankan?

Gurgle Gurgle



Why did the Asian go to Wal Mart?

BECAUSE THE TSUNAMI PUSHED HIM THERE


What did the Indian boy get for his birthday?

Killed by the tsunami




Why did God send the tsunami?

THERE IS NO GOD



Why was the Sri Lankan crying?

Because his family was killed by the tsunami




NOW ITS YOUR TURN >:

[Stak]

http://www.maxgalleries.com/store/store-stars/images-a/johnnytsu_sm.jpg

[Stak]

In all seriousness this thread is pretty bad

[executioneer]

that's why its in mock wars

[CKY2K]

I hate racist jokes. It's low and for hater red-necks.

[executioneer]

what about jokes about 9/11 :lol

[The Damp Moose]

I hate racist jokes. It's low and for hater red-necks.


:lol You're stupid.

[GADZOOKS]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/GHOSTOFFRAISER/inappropriate2.jpg

[ArrowX]

Whats Thailands national dance?

The wave

http://img96.exs.cx/img96/3018/tsunamitraining4zq.jpg
Tsunami Safety course

[Jixby Phillips]

why did god send a tsunami

a. you shouldnt question gods will he has a plan for all of us

[The Damp Moose]

How many asians died in the Tsunami?

Who cares?

[kellychaos]

How did all the tsunami victims keep clean when all their plumbing facilities were demolished?

They washed up on shore. :lol


I'm going to hell for that. :(

[The Damp Moose]

:lol

[DehydratedPorkMan]

Anyone who posts on here is automatically going to hell.
Can we tell cripple jokes too while we're at it?

[The Damp Moose]

Only if they're about crippled Tsunami victims. And even then, no.

[MetalMilitia]

Why did the indian cross the road?
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TO AVOID THE GIANT WAVE OF DEATH!

[the_dudefather]

how many able bodied people does it take to screw in a lightblub?


one.

(im going to forum hell for referencing south park)

[ArrowX]

Why did the americans run to the beach?

Because the brown people were running away :lol

[rockets redglare]

Did you hear that Santa was too busy to visit Sri Lanka this year?



Instead he gave them a big wave as he went by.

[executioneer]

lol

[GADZOOKS]

that one is saucy.

[The Damp Moose]

:lol Thats terrible. :(

[xenosoul]

whats a tsunami?

a big party where the booze don't stop

[ScruU2wice]

I really laughed at Johnny Tsunami..

[WTF]

There was a new record broken during the Gunston 500 Surfboard Competition held recently.

The amazing thing was that the record was broken by an asian passing by, standing on a cupboard.

[MetalMilitia]

A man walked into a quiet bar.

He carried three ducks, one in each hand and one under his left arm.

He placed them one beside the other upon the bar.

He had a few drinks and chatted with the ducks, and with the bartender.

The bartender was surprised, but experienced enough to have learned not
to ask people about animals they bring into the bar, so he didn't
mention the ducks.

They chatted for about another 30 minutes before the man with the ducks
had to go to the restroom.

He left the ducks there on the bar.

The bartender was alone with the ducks.

There was an awkward silence as they all looked at one another.

The bartender decided to break the ice and try to make a little
conversation.

"Say, what's your name?" he asked the first duck.

"Huey," replied the first duck.

"How's your day been, Huey?"

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day!
What else could a duck want?" said the duck.

"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender.

Then he said to the second duck, "Hi. And what's your name?"

"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey?", he asked.

"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too! Been in and out of puddles all
day myself. If I had the chance on another day I'd do the same again"
said the duck in reply.

So the bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be
Louie?"


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....



"No," SHE said, "my name is Puddles."

"And don't even ask what kind of day I've had.".

[MetalMilitia]

PUDDLES >:

[WTF]

Huey?? :eek

[NOT Jixby Phillips]

A man walked into a quiet bar.

He carried three ducks, one in each hand and one under his left arm.

He placed them one beside the other upon the bar.

He had a few drinks and chatted with the ducks, and with the bartender.

The bartender was surprised, but experienced enough to have learned not
to ask people about animals they bring into the bar, so he didn't
mention the ducks.

They chatted for about another 30 minutes before the man with the ducks
had to go to the restroom.

He left the ducks there on the bar.

The bartender was alone with the ducks.

There was an awkward silence as they all looked at one another.

The bartender decided to break the ice and try to make a little
conversation.

"Say, what's your name?" he asked the first duck.

"Huey," replied the first duck.

"How's your day been, Huey?"

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day!
What else could a duck want?" said the duck.

"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender.

Then he said to the second duck, "Hi. And what's your name?"

"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey?", he asked.

"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too! Been in and out of puddles all
day myself. If I had the chance on another day I'd do the same again"
said the duck in reply.

So the bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be
Louie?"


....


....



"No," SHE said, "my name is Puddles."

"And don't even ask what kind of day I've had.".

:lol

[Esuohlim]

I had a dream about a tsunami and when I woke up my pillow was gone!

[executioneer]

knock knock

[WTF]

Whos there? >:

[Matt Harty]

:lol

[executioneer]

a tsunami!

[Rongi]

a tsunami who?

[executioneer]

lol i just killed your family and destroyed your house lol

[Rongi]

oh no :(

[executioneer]

because i'm a tsunaim get it :x

[WTF]

:lol ...... I think :/

[Sieko]

Heres a good joke:

Whats arrowxs national dance?

Hes fat.

[MetalMilitia]

And the award for worst joke ever goes to....

[Sieko]

LOL Hes at school right now, so am i, i decided i havent been ehre for a while and his locker is beside mine and i realised hes fat, so i decided to come here. =]

[MetalMilitia]

And the award for bieng ArrowX's IRL friend goes to....

[Sieko]

=O where did i say i was his friend? im hurt.

[King Hadas]

ArrowX is cooler than you, fag

[Esuohlim]

Locker buddies :loo

[Sieko]

Locker buddies :loo

Wow, can u read? We are not friends, we are just both nerds. So we visit this site.

[Esuohlim]

...and his locker is beside mine...

[MetalMilitia]

We are not friends.

I bet you just hurt ArrowX's feelings.

I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD. >:

[The Damp Moose]

Holy shit I hate all of you.

[ArrowX]

Ok Ivor stop posting now. If I'm not your friend why do you talk to me about your day as if i care. Or why do you feel the need to tell whe world that you locker is next to mine. Thats like me talking about my locker cuz the goth bastard who blew his brains out last year carved a poorly drawn pentagram that resembles the star of david.

[The Damp Moose]

Why are you turning down the one person who will be your friend?

[pjalne]

Wait, I though that Iron Maiden guy was the Paul person from way back.

[executioneer]

he changed his name

[executioneer]

and THANK GOD its something CLEVER this time

[pjalne]

But why is Arrow calling him Ivor? Wasn't Ivor Arrow's semi-retarded friend who came here one time to tattle on what Arrow was doing at school or at home and stuff?

[Sieko]

We are not friends.

I bet you just hurt ArrowX's feelings.

I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD. >:

Arrowx has no feelings as so one has ever cares for him so he doesnt know how.

Ok Ivor stop posting now. If I'm not your friend why do you talk to me about your day as if i care. Or why do you feel the need to tell whe world that you locker is next to mine. Thats like me talking about my locker cuz the goth bastard who blew his brains out last year carved a poorly drawn pentagram that resembles the star of david.

Meh, i got bored one day and came here, seemed everyone still hates you. I decided to join for the same reason. And you will call me Ivor no more, ill start posting pics of you, and trust me, they dont want that.

But why is Arrow calling him Ivor? Wasn't Ivor Arrow's semi-retarded friend who came here one time to tattle on what Arrow was doing at school or at home and stuff?

For the reason my middle name is Ivor (Grandfathers name) and yes i do belive that was me, i was just being a fag and coming on this site for no reason.

[MetalMilitia]

ArrowX wrote:
Ok Ivor stop posting now. If I'm not your friend why do you talk to me about your day as if i care. Or why do you feel the need to tell whe world that you locker is next to mine. Thats like me talking about my locker cuz the goth bastard who blew his brains out last year carved a poorly drawn pentagram that resembles the star of david.


Meh, i got bored one day and came here, seemed everyone still hates you. I decided to join for the same reason. And you will call me Ivor no more, ill start posting pics of you, and trust me, they dont want that.

FIIIIIIGGGHHHHTTTT!!!

[Sieko]

ArrowX wrote:
Ok Ivor stop posting now. If I'm not your friend why do you talk to me about your day as if i care. Or why do you feel the need to tell whe world that you locker is next to mine. Thats like me talking about my locker cuz the goth bastard who blew his brains out last year carved a poorly drawn pentagram that resembles the star of david.


Meh, i got bored one day and came here, seemed everyone still hates you. I decided to join for the same reason. And you will call me Ivor no more, ill start posting pics of you, and trust me, they dont want that.

FIIIIIIGGGHHHHTTTT!!!

We would fight in real life before i fought him online...and the fight would last a whole 3 seconds.

[MetalMilitia]

I think arrowX would win.

[Sieko]

I think arrowX would win.

The only way to describe this is a n3rdy comment, RORLFOLROFLROLOLOLOLROFLFLMAO!

[The Damp Moose]

Meh, i got bored one day and came here, seemed everyone still hates you. I decided to join for the same reason. And you will call me Ivor no more, ill start posting pics of you, and trust me, they dont want that.



scandelous

[thebiggameover]

Arrowx has no feelings as so one has ever cares for him so he doesnt know how.



ouch, my head....
:(

[The Damp Moose]

Seriously, though, I hate you all.

[beoulve913]

Ever notice how taking a shit is like a Tsunami?

A large rush of water and lots of floating, stinking, non-living brown things.