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kellychaos
Jan 21st, 2005, 05:07 PM
Ruffling through some old papers from high school, I found some of my pathetic attempts at poetry that were supposed to show my deep, sensitive side with the ladies. This first derivative installment is from my ninth grade year and actually worked to a degree.

Silently Crying by Kelly Chaos

Walking life's trailm, there's a lady out there
Singing her song on the wind.
Bearing her soul to the open air
While waiting for life to begin

Taking the road less travelled by
Starring in a film by herself
Her life goes on as she lets out a sigh
and puts another day on the shelf

Wishing someone would take hold of her life,
Because she's not quite ready to use it.
Balancing on the sharp side of a knife,
Better watch her life of she'll lose it.

She knows life itself is the sharpest blade
Her emotional scars show us well.
Although some heal quickly, others will fade,
As she sits in her private hell,
Alone ... and silently crying.

GADZOOKS
Jan 21st, 2005, 07:47 PM
You're lying you wrote those right now.

WhiteRat
Jan 23rd, 2005, 08:15 AM
You're lying you wrote those right now.

Hi-Larious!

Matt Harty
Jan 23rd, 2005, 02:22 PM
http://img14.exs.cx/img14/2194/bears.jpg

kellychaos
Jan 24th, 2005, 05:12 PM
You're lying you wrote those right now.

It's not like I'm whoring them out for respect or anything. I'm admitting that it was truly bad. That's the funny of it. It's gold, Jerry!

The Damp Moose
Jan 26th, 2005, 08:47 PM
... OAO?!?!?!

Dixie
Jan 28th, 2005, 12:18 PM
i pee my pants, funny.

Rongi
Jan 28th, 2005, 03:25 PM
i've got to get away

taaainted love

kellychaos
Jan 28th, 2005, 04:58 PM
Milk coming out of my nose, funny.

Jixby Phillips
Jan 29th, 2005, 12:12 AM
:lol we should rename this website i-comedyclub.com :lol

kellychaos
Jan 29th, 2005, 04:59 PM
Catching the bouquet, funny.

Matt Harty
Jan 31st, 2005, 11:23 AM
kelly you should write :rimshot at the bottom of all of your posts.

kellychaos
Jan 31st, 2005, 05:08 PM
Matt Harty had a rimshot once. :different

Raize
Feb 1st, 2005, 12:44 AM
... show my deep, sensitive side with the ladies.

Oh! You're a dude! :eek

Umm.. ignore those PMs I sent ya man...

Dixie
Feb 1st, 2005, 01:46 PM
I ask permission to thrash kelly's neck with a dead wallaby.

RedLeader01
Feb 10th, 2005, 11:25 AM
So is the author of this thread looking for advice or begging to be made fun of? I vote for the latter!!!

WTF
Feb 10th, 2005, 01:30 PM
This is the Mockwar forum, obviously his begging to be made fun of. Jeez, can't you read? :rolleyes