Three feet of snow in Salem

[mburbank]

Well, I finally have cleared most of my walk and Driveway. The wind is fierce, and in some places the drifts are over my head. This is a very crazy ass snowstorm.

[Stak]

I had at least two feet of snow over Christmas break. Yeah, shovelling sucks.

[HickMan]

I had to shovel five times in two days :x. Although Ohio doesn't sound as bad as Max's...thank God. I don't really mind shoveling though.

[The Damp Moose]

I want more snow. We barely got 5 inches. And it sucked, it was all powdery and fluffy. Most of it has blown away by now. I'm in Maryland, by the way.

[mburbank]

They already announced Boston's schools will be closed for the next two days. It's stopped snowing, but the damn piles are so high they totally obscure the view at every corner and there's nowhere to put the stuff. I don't know what the sitch for my kids will be yet, but we got more snow than Boston did.

Generally I don't mind shovelling, but there was one point where I was half way across my driveway, and I'm looking at the snow in front of me, and it comes up to right below my damn nipples. AND I AM NOT A DWARF!

[Mockery]

We had like, a little bit of icy and very cold winds... and the city practically shutdown.

Virginia is for lovers? no.

Virginia is for pussies.

[HickMan]

I want THAT on my bumper

[Anonymous]

They already announced Boston's schools will be closed for the next two days. It's stopped snowing, but the damn piles are so high they totally obscure the view at every corner and there's nowhere to put the stuff.
Why don't they just strap some industrial space heaters to the sides of vans and park them by snowpiles :<

[Command Prompt]

Crybabies. This is like people who wear fat suits or blinders to try and experience someone else's pain for a day. WELL GUESS WHAT WHEN YOUR FREAK WEATHER IS OVER PRINCESS PUFFBALL CUPCAKE, US HARDENED CANADIANS WILL STILL BE SHOVELING AND NOT COMPLAINING CAUSE WE ARE FULL OF TIMMY HOS COFFEE

BITCHES

>: >: >:

[GADZOOKS]

That's what you get for living there, you have no reason to complain. Shutup >:

[pissed off salesman]

I wish it'd snow like that her in SC. I want the power to go out so I can use my ice-box, test out my new gramophone, and make instant kimchi flavored noodles on my volkswagen's engine.

[Jeanette X]

Sometimes I wonder how the Indians surivived in this kind of weather...layers of fur and large fires in wigwams just don't seem like enough. :/

[Anonymous]

they didn't have it back then this weather is punishment from their vengeful indian gods

[RedLeader01]

Well, I finally have cleared most of my walk and Driveway. The wind is fierce, and in some places the drifts are over my head. This is a very crazy ass snowstorm.

Funny how you have no life and feel compelled to come to a site famous for mocking others, to complain about doing a little bit of work. Did your dad make the same deal with you that you can talk to your friends all you want on your cell phone if you go shovel the snow, just like in the commercial? Idiot.

[pjalne]

Please post a picture of yourself.

[Carnivore]

This is why I love living in a townhouse. I have only slightly less snow than Max who lives 25 miles away and need only shovel my front step. Snow plows friggin' rule when they're clearing your driveway and not piling more snow in front of it!

And, I really must do this, GO PATRIOTS!

[Geggy]

i'm waiting for achimp to post and call us a bunch of pussies.

[AChimp]

You're all a bunch of pussies. >:

[Anonymous]

THE WAIT IS OVER

[Dole]

Funny how you have no life and feel compelled to come to a site famous for mocking others, to complain about doing a little bit of work. Did your dad make the same deal with you that you can talk to your friends all you want on your cell phone if you go shovel the snow, just like in the commercial? Idiot.

:lol Fantastic

Max! quit bitching with your girlfriends on your cell, stop hanging round Hot Topic and do some work!! Kids today, tsk...

[Crimson Ghost]

http://re2.mm-a.yimg.com/image/16783609
Why don't you just buy a snowblower? It snows every year, and you still shovel. Stop smoking so much pot and save your money.

[Matt Harty]

Plus neighbors would probably pay you to snowblow their sidewalks and such.

[mburbank]

Wow. I just got 'served' by red leader one. I just... I just want to say something cutting and funny to him, but... I just... the shame, you know? I just feel so damn low. And that thing about my Dad, man. Just... bam, you know? Dead on. Like, it's from that commercial, I know that, but I'm just like the damn kids in that commercial, aren't I? I'm just... shoveling so I can get to do something I alrady have the ability to do... in life, you know?

Jesus, Red Leader One... I just... shit.



I have nothing.


nothing


how did you...


how...


nothing, man

[Mockery]

Don't even try thinking up a good comeback Max... Red Leader One is riding high upon the crest of the insult wave. We're merely pollywogs in his wake...

[Matt Harty]

We can only lie low, in hopes that the wrath of redleader1 will pass soon. :(

[McClain]

Edit ~ because it's the cool thing now.

[Mockery]

We can only lie low, in hopes that the wrath of redleader1 will pass soon. :(
Pollywogs. :(

[Crimson Ghost]

He can see dead people.

[Jixby Phillips]

its not snowing here but people were talking for a while! gloria stayed on the phone all day calling people about the snow that was supposed to happen and didnt get ANY work done! hello gloria you're there to work not to talk to your friends and after all was said and done it didnt even snow

[Rongi]

what a c&nt

[DeadKennedys]

HARDENED CANADIANS

ox·y·mo·ron
n. pl. ox·y·mo·ra (-môr, -mr) or ox·y·mo·rons
A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence and a mournful optimist.

[The Damp Moose]

HARDENED CANADIANS




ALL THAT SNOW IS HOT HOT HOT