Words you can type using only 1 side of the keyboard

[McClain]

Assuming you know how to type, think of words you can type using only one side of the keyboard. There are a few out there like, "are" and "jomy." I just discovered a great one;

assface

[Dole]

u pimp.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

reset

knob

scab

fart

[McClain]

Isn't b neutral?

[EisigerBiskuit]

QWERT YUIOP
ASDF G HJKL
ZXC V BNM

It's kind of rational, unless we're deciding with the non-letter symbols. So yeah, B (and G) would be a neutral.

Warts

[pjalne]

Star Wars

The longest one possible is supposed to be 'stewardesses'

[EisigerBiskuit]

Fads are sad

[Mockery]

I can type anything on one side of my keyboard... provided that I turn it vertically. :(

[DamnthatDavid]

dew

reaver

dread

fax

fag

[MetalMilitia]

zebra

war

cat

dead

[pjalne]

freebase

star cast

jumpin'

[RedLeader01]

deserves ass!

[Stak]

erase
weed
dead
deed
read
sad
zed
red
feed

[HickMan]

poop

hump

hum

jump

are

pooh

I

a

axe

lollipop

vag

tear

weed

zed

[ziggytrix]

pumpkin decade begets feast trade, etcetera, hmm... PLONK!

Almost as much fun as palindromes. Also, I'm pretty sure "B" is meant to be struck with the left index finger, or at least is was in my high school typing class.

[Anonymous]

racecar

[King Hadas]

retard

server

sever

ever

fever

bar

Barr

see

add

[Alive]

Screw/screwed/screw(y) <stolen from the other side?

[pjalne]

scarface

waterwave

rrrraaaaaaaaaaaawwwrrrr

[Rongi]

jump up on him

[Archduke Tips]

beemania

[Ninjavenom]

where the fuck have you been, gayguy?

[Jixby Phillips]

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious :lol jk

[Archduke Tips]

college has been good to me, that's where I have been I guess. :)
ROCK!

Funny thing btw, I have a girlfriend now.

[ItalianStereotype]

holy shit, what's up russo?

[sspadowsky]

abracadabra

[DamnthatDavid]

poop

kill

jolly

nip

pin

lol

you

pho

I thought it strange everyone was using only the left side. :/

[pjalne]

Left side's got all the good vowels, yo.

[Johnyy Darko]

eatacatsass

[Anonymous]

oh my gaw it's russo

[Fahrenheit 1337]

bum
hum
yum
pun
gun(?)
eat


Zebes (:love)

[Anonymous]

qpqpqpqpqp

[Ninjavenom]

wade

fade

rad

dad

egad

fad

sad

CAD

wad

crew

few

rest

verde

wax

saw

was

rez

qwest

wet

west

stew

raw

war

deer

reed

red

wed

dew

fed

date

craw

sax

sex

car

race

case

seat

tears

reward

deed

weed

seed

feed

ward

wards

swear

swears

sweared

poy

hop

pool

ploy

pink

nip

knit

loop

hoop

hut

hug

kill

link

you

i

bop

hop

glop

holy

gunk

milk

jilt

joy

lupin

hungy

hill

nil

mill

monk

kink



suck my electronic balls, internet

[Zomboid]

Russo you fag. Welcome back I guess...although I'm weirded out now because I remember how you used to always link me to your weird gay animal sex cartoons :/

[Archduke Tips]

That's a good reason to be weirded out. Fortunately, I don't remember much from those days.

I'm full of religion now. I listen to Pink Floyd regularly.

All in all it's just another brick in the wall.

[Anonymous]

SNAP OUT OF GOLBEZ'S EVIL SPELL, KAIN

[Helm]

oh it's russo. who is he

[RedLeader01]

It's these small and simple things that keeps us occupied. Someone might as well start a thread for words only the right hand can spell too!!!

[Marine]

bum
Zebes (:love)

OMFG :worship

[Archduke Tips]

oh it's russo. who is he


I'm quite a bit different from the Russo that people may or may not remember. So maybe you ought just regard me as a "newbie".

Same guy, new personality.

[Anonymous]

yeah instead of a gay furry this one is a braindead stoner

which makes him the first guy to actually take a step backwards in maturity after being a gay furry

[Archduke Tips]

I'm sad that you think that way of me. But you are entitled to your own opinion.

I am not braindead. And you don't even know half the facts of my life.

It's all good though. :)

[Anonymous]

you don't know me! uh-uh! :snap-snap :headbob

[Geggy]

pinky

[Archduke Tips]

At least I am not some dumbass dropout. ;)

See how you can make things sound so much worse when you add "dumbass" or "braindead"?

You've done things with your life though, so it is still valuable.

As have I.

I am not lost anymore, and I see no reason that there should be hostility between me and you, Chojin.

[Anonymous]

I didn't drop out of anything?

Didn't you drop out of military school, though?

And at some point get saved by jay-sus?

You are simply batting a thousand these days, junior.

[Archduke Tips]

I never was in military school. I went to a normal college instead, but I do seem to remember about 2 years ago that you said you had dropped out of college. Maybe I am wrong though, I won't deny my ignorance on the subject because obviously you know your life better than I do.

And in fact, yes, I was saved by Jesus. But in more of a philosophical notion than a religious revival kind of way.

I would appreciate it if you would not refer to me as "junior."

I think you have misjudged me based off some preconceived notions that you established.

We used to be friends. If you feel I am doing something wrong with my life, then please feel free to let me know, and I will not hold it against you. I will never turn my back on a friend.

[Helm]

Drop this cookie-cutter calm heart jesus is with me crap right now.

[Archduke Tips]

I can't hear out of my left ear, I think it is because I touch myself at night... and at day... and especially mornings.

To be happy with my life, I like to maintain a calm and forgiving nature. Jesus was a very good example.

Don't get me wrong, I am not over-righteous, nor do I think I am wise. I just live my life as I want to.

Maybe you ought to drop your tough guy attitude, lest you complicate your life with suffering.

[Helm]

knock knock

[ziggytrix]

Get a room you guys, and quit gaying up McClain's lexicon of netsex vocabulary words.

[Archduke Tips]

werd, dewd

[McClain]

People with convictions like yours have no place here. Hit the fuckin' road you passionate passive fagass (I just typed that last word using only the left side of my keyboard!)

[Archduke Tips]

Hey shithead, g is neutral.

[EisigerBiskuit]

<call15>

[Rongi]

hey i remember you. you posted a picture of a dog showing her vagina.

[Archduke Tips]

Duh, that was my avatar and it was sensored with little red x's.

[McClain]

Hey shithead, g is neutral.

Now that's more like it! But you're still wrong. "B" is the only neutral key.

[ziggytrix]

Where the fuck are you kids getting this idea of "neutral" keys from? >:

http://www.cs.umd.edu/Outreach/hsContest00/questions/img1.gif

Lesson #11
Left hand, use your index finger (F) to reach the letter B. After typing the letter B return finger to resting position.
Right hand, use your pinky finger (;) (Left shift and strike : (colon key). After typing the : (colon) return finger to resting position.
Left hand, use your pinky finger (A) to reach the letter Z. After typing the letter Z return finger to resting position.

http://www.howdyfolks.net/typing/images/bkey.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Oh shit I hate those Apple IIe typing programs with the QWERTY guy and he was a happy sun if memory serves >:

LONGEST WORD ON LEFT SIDE OF KEYBOARD: Aftercataracts (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=aftercataract)
LONGEST WORD ON RIGHT SIDE OF KEYBOARD: Niminy-piminy (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=niminy-piminy)

I WIN

[McClain]

Milhou

[WTF]

grass :/

[ScruU2wice]

The word typewriter can be spelled using only letters from the top row . this was one of the demos shown on th first typewriters, it helped salesman pitch their product by typing "typewriter" really fast on the keyboard of the typewriter.

[EisigerBiskuit]

Take out the keys on your keyboard, under there is DISGUSTING

[Spooky]

rfvqwrwedfsavrqwfdsxv

WE ARE VR


like in vr troopers, the short lived power rangers ripoff

[RedLeader01]

Where the fuck are you kids getting this idea of "neutral" keys from? >:

http://www.cs.umd.edu/Outreach/hsContest00/questions/img1.gif

Lesson #11
Left hand, use your index finger (F) to reach the letter B. After typing the letter B return finger to resting position.
Right hand, use your pinky finger (;) (Left shift and strike : (colon key). After typing the : (colon) return finger to resting position.
Left hand, use your pinky finger (A) to reach the letter Z. After typing the letter Z return finger to resting position.

http://www.howdyfolks.net/typing/images/bkey.jpg

Way to help out there ziggytrix! It's pretty sad when you have to explain the simple things with pictures. There are no neutral keys you idiots! Of course, this message board doesn't attract the most intelligent people anyway.

[ziggytrix]

Are you trying to give me a headache?

[sspadowsky]

Of course, this message board doesn't attract the most intelligent people anyway.

This from a twat who revives a silly thread that everyone else forgot about at least six days ago.... and spends just as much time here as anyone else.

[NOT Jixby Phillips]

Where the fuck are you kids getting this idea of "neutral" keys from? >:

http://www.cs.umd.edu/Outreach/hsContest00/questions/img1.gif

Lesson #11
Left hand, use your index finger (F) to reach the letter B. After typing the letter B return finger to resting position.
Right hand, use your pinky finger (;) (Left shift and strike : (colon key). After typing the : (colon) return finger to resting position.
Left hand, use your pinky finger (A) to reach the letter Z. After typing the letter Z return finger to resting position.

http://www.howdyfolks.net/typing/images/bkey.jpg

Way to help out there ziggytrix! It's pretty sad when you have to explain the simple things with pictures. There are no neutral keys you idiots! Of course, this message board doesn't attract the most intelligent people anyway.

I smell a BAN coming on...

[liquidstatik]

hi im kool

ok thats the best i could do >:

[Guitar Woman]

I'll kill you.
(Not said to anyone here.)

[EisigerBiskuit]

Uh-huh.

[Studio8]

trew

[McClain]

Damnit Studio, is this thread titled, "Words you can type using only 1 side of the keyboard - Let's try and make this thread 4 pages full of nonsense?"
I think not.

[Guitar Woman]

Hey, I just found a great one:
ass sex! :(

[executioneer]

weezer

[Rongi]

poon :eek

[executioneer]

wetware

[executioneer]

qweefbag

[Rongi]

poonlip :orgasm

[SuzyfromFlorida]

hyphenation

[executioneer]

no

[Marine]

bum
Zebes (:love)

OMFG :worship

OMFG :worship

[Guitar Woman]

BEER!!!

[bigtimecow]

pop my junk

look up jim

link my phu-phu

lol.kom

[Guitar Woman]

link my phu-phu
lol

Hey what do you know, you can type that with only one side of the keyboard too! :D

[sneaky meatloaf]

poop
pool
jump
hump
lump
klunk
junk
monk
hunk
tar
you
car
numb
kill
join
lion
up
nub
dead
sew
saw
seed
feed
cat


oh!!! yeah im good

[Mr. Oysterhead]

No, you're not.

[spann]

stewardesses.

apparently that's the longest one you can type with your left hand.

[Esuohlim]

No it's not it's "Aftercataracts" maybe if you read the thread spann god what a noob >:

[Rongi]

dude milhouse you've been barking at idiots like all week. what's up man?

[Esuohlim]

I'm not sure, Rongi. Maybe I'm just in a bad mood because I'm usually not that mean on the Internet but some of these people really steam me up, you know? :(