I-MOCKERY DUO IN NATIONAL LAMPOON ONCE AGAIN!

[Mockery]

As you guys already know, myself and Max are both freelance writing for the National Lampoon now. Strange thing is, both of us have new pieces up on their site and they're BOTH about U.S. Presidents. Max and I didn't even talk about what we were writing to each other. I didn't even know this monday was President's Day either... that's what's really weird to me. :o

:chatter SPIES :chatter

Anyway, check out our latest pieces on National Lampoon:

The Lost Presidential Factoids -by -RoG-
http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/08_features/presfactoids/presfactoids.asp

Outting the Presidents -by Max Burbank
http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/03_voices/gaypres/gaypres.asp

Enjoy!

[mburbank]

I knew it was presidents day, but I'd also just read a review of the Lincoln is Gay book, which is mostly what I was think' bout.

OH MY GOD, ROG, WE'RE PROFESSIONALS?! DO THESE I-MOCKERY BASTARDS HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LUCKY THEY ARE WE EVENB TALK TO THEM ANYMORE?!

We're like, the cool table now.

[Protoclown]

Well done, you bastards, both of you! Very funny pieces. Except for Max's, which was totally gay. Which in its own way is "funny", but more of a limp-wristed sort.

[ziggytrix]

The Zachary Taylor factoid is the best :)

[RedLeader01]

Ok, so are Mockery and Max begging us to make fun of them now?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Ok, so are Mockery and Max begging us to make fun of them now?

You're eight years old and mildly retarded, aren't you?

[mburbank]

I thought that was funny.

[Mockery]

We're like, the cool table now.
AND we sit in the back seat of the school bus. Yo Max, look at all these nerds here. It's time to break out the spitballs.

[Mockery]

CRAP THE NERDS GOT TO MAX!! NOW HE'S ONE OF THEM! :o

[mburbank]

F that S, man. I'm too cool to even respond.

[Mockery]

Oh sure... what...EVER.

TTYL mnn k?

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