Pee Wee Herman [Archive] - I-Mockery Forum

Cap'n Crunch

Mar 16th, 2003, 12:16 AM

Does anyone remember him? He got caught whacking off in a theater.

Esuohlim

Mar 16th, 2003, 01:14 AM

Pee Wee's Big Adventure is the best movie I've ever seen. Period.

Jeanette X

Mar 16th, 2003, 01:16 AM

Pee Wee's *other* big adventure....

You know, I remember seeing him on the MTV awards one year, and it was after this had happened, and he was the laughingstock of the country....

He came out in his Pee-Wee outfit and said:

"Heard any good jokes lately?"

Skulhedface

Mar 16th, 2003, 03:31 AM

Yea, I remember that too. Surreal, wasn't it?

He didn't do himself too much better getting caught with child pornography along with the principal from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, now did he?

::yet another childhood movie ruined::

Mar 16th, 2003, 06:10 AM

I guess he'd rather have seen Ferris Bueller's Clothes Off! :lol

Zbu Manowar

Mar 16th, 2003, 02:01 PM

Still, at least his Saturday Morning show was better than the shit they shovel today. It was still really fruity, but it had that surreal LSD edge that made it either entertaining or mockable. Instead of Barney, which is only entertaining to the retarded mindset of a four year old.

Skulhedface

Mar 16th, 2003, 04:14 PM

I guess he'd rather have seen Ferris Bueller's Clothes Off!

As cheesy as that line was, that made me laugh too fucking hard :lol

Jeanette X

Mar 16th, 2003, 09:25 PM

Skulhedface

Mar 16th, 2003, 09:26 PM

Yea Jeanette, it's kinda old news, but then again as an avid channel surfer I pick up a lot of things I really shouldn't be paying attention to.

"I'll take Useless Shit for $1,000, Alex."

"WOAH, you got the Daily Double!"

::don't I wish?::

Zbu Manowar

Mar 19th, 2003, 08:34 PM

So he's being charged? Ouch. Next thing we know, Edie McClurg will get wasted on a tainted dose of Ecatasy and slaughter a bunch of gay midgets with a machete while only wearing an apron and the damn movie will be thrown into a vault forever, resting next to 'Song of the South' and 'Richard Simmons Poke-a-Butt Weightlossathon.'

sadie

Apr 9th, 2003, 04:30 AM

:love peewee. :love

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 11th, 2003, 04:25 PM

I bought the DVD release for 12 bucks. It has deleted scenes where he uses the boomerang tie!

SisterOFMercy

Apr 12th, 2003, 01:33 AM

There are two kinds of kids. The ones that grew up watching Sesame Street and the ones that watched Pee Wee Herman. Now the ones that watched Sesame Street grew up to be functional, intelligent adults. The ones that grew up watching Pee Wee became perverted janitors who do strange things with mops.

~real life~

UnDeath

Apr 12th, 2003, 05:32 AM

and those who grew up on Ninja Turtles and Ghostbusters did.....?
Oh, and what if ya did both? CEO by day, gay midget bondage conneseur by night?

Protoclown

Apr 12th, 2003, 09:24 AM

Haha, sucker! I got the DVD for Pee Wee's Big Adventure for $7.

Ninjavenom

Apr 12th, 2003, 10:04 AM

Asshole. >:

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 13th, 2003, 12:54 AM

I hate you and your extra 5 dollars! >:

Jay

Apr 14th, 2003, 03:45 PM

I watched both, i guess thats why I turnt out to be such a mess :/

Jeanette X

Apr 14th, 2003, 11:28 PM

*Dragnet Music*

http://www.mugshots.net/pee_wee_herman/pee_wee_herman.jpg

Paul Reubens, alias Pee Wee Herman

July 26, 1991

Charged with indecent exposure

Paid a small fine and did community service.

Apr 15th, 2003, 06:06 AM

It's so creepy because his eyes are still the same.

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 16th, 2003, 03:39 AM

How old was he when he did the movie? He doesn't look like he changed at all.

HyperDingo

Apr 16th, 2003, 05:02 PM

Paul reuben was also in alot of cheech and chong movies. Sometimes as Pee-wee.

Perfect Suspect

Apr 16th, 2003, 09:29 PM

Did anyone see him host that dead from the start game show "You Don't Know Jack"?

Just like his appearance in Mystery Man, he's just isn't Paul unless he's Pee-Wee.

Skulhedface

Apr 16th, 2003, 10:34 PM

I never did see You Don't Know Jack, but watching Pee-Wee's Playhouse and then going to the Cheech and Chong stage years later... SHOCKING!

Esuohlim

Apr 16th, 2003, 10:52 PM

Just like his appearance in Mystery Man, he's just isn't Paul unless he's Pee-Wee.

That's exactly what I think. His character was my least favorite in that movie.

But when he's Pee-Wee he's the greatest. :(

Zbu Manowar

Apr 17th, 2003, 12:51 PM

Nah, those who watched Barney are going to be those losers who are too soft-spoken, wear nothing but blue shirts and khakis, and live with their elderly parents until they're fifty. Pee-Wee...well, is a relic of the '80s, really. That's when it seemed to peak then fall back into the cultural ocean.