"HEY DORK! LET'S TALK COMICS! part 3" [Archive]

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Mockery

Mar 4th, 2005, 01:59 AM

Max is back once again, and this time he's here to talk all about the spawns of sata... er... the spawns of Batman and Superman.

http://www.i-mockery.com/comics/boxes/dork3-box.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/comics/dork3)
"HEY DORK! LET'S TALK COMICS! part 3" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/comics/dork3

Enjoy!

Mar 4th, 2005, 06:20 AM

it is true; man-made comedy will never defeat tragically accidental humor. :lol
And if there's one thing I can't get enough of, it's old comics with women getting punched.

even though it wasn't featured in this piece:
http://www.fragile-minds.com/~fs/sigs/freakylight.png
If you'd just blur out the word balloons in this frame, the sexual connotations would probably cause the world to explode.

the_dudefather

Mar 4th, 2005, 01:04 PM

the ghetto most certainly is an octopus of dispair

Helm

Mar 4th, 2005, 01:36 PM

The Batman you know is a bi-product of Alan Moore's "Dark Knight Returns".

Frank Miller wrote Dark Knight Returns. Alan Moore wrote Watchmen.

mburbank

Mar 4th, 2005, 01:58 PM

OH FUCK! I can't believe I did that! Mock, can we fix that?

I can NOT believe I did that.

Thanks, Helm.

pjalne

Mar 4th, 2005, 01:58 PM

OW! Ow owowowowow ow OW! I'm trying to wrap my head around the science in that comic bok, and it's not working out at all.

Helm

Mar 4th, 2005, 02:51 PM

No problem, Max. I could read you talk about silver and golden age comics forever.

mburbank

Mar 4th, 2005, 05:32 PM

Thanks! The next column is actually about something in the early nineties, so it's a bit of a departure, but it's just as chock full of dork.

And yeah, Pjalne, although it would take a chunk o' research since peopel don't generally categorize books by plot device, I recall just bucket loads of really, really shitty physics in silver age comics. I think they basically thought radiation and relativity were different names for magic.

Anonymous

Mar 4th, 2005, 05:39 PM

uh now my 2nd post in this thread got deleted too what the hell

thebiggameover

Mar 4th, 2005, 09:44 PM

damn it! i like "HEY DORK! LET'S TALK COMICS!" , but this one is kind of image heavy, and because of websatan, i have to use the ip to get to the site, and none of the images show up that way...
:(