The Ban List

[Anonymous]

THE NEW PERMANENT BAN LIST FOR THE NEW FORUMS!

Juttin Dr. Boogie Jan 30th, 2007 Permanent
remco Mockery Feb 25th, 2007 Permanent SPAMMING ASSHOLE

[Emu]

Yakov is banned? :tear

[ziggytrix]

wow, i'm amazed by how FEW of those SNs i recognize...

[Immortal Goat]

crazym0nk3y
:lol that's Hickman's best friend :lol

[Zomboid]

A few of those people I remember not being THAT bad, which is amazing when you think about all the retards that are still here.

[Big Papa Goat]

Cap'n Crunch was awesome :(

[pjalne]

I think Opel was Fartin, not Mubert.

I miss Fartin :tear

[Supafly345]

I thought Boogie banned peewee for a week, then he never came back.

[ziggytrix]

that's just what the MAN wants you to believe.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I could add about 20 names to that list.....starting with Red Leader

[pjalne]

Redleader won't be banned until he stops being amusingly retarded. He's like the board's angry toothless puppy who keeps bumping his head into people and falling over.

[Sam]

Miffles was a character that Cap'n Crunch made because of Wiffles. After a while Cap'n Crunch gave Miffles to me. When Cap'n Crunch got banned he got on Miffles to say one last thing to the board and I think it was Mock or Boogie who banned him again. :(

[thebiggameover]

Sieko (Chojin) - WINO character

I thought this was some dude arrrowx knew ro something. i didnt know he had anything to do with wino...
:/

[Anonymous]

okay jixby pmed me with some information on the missing ones and i filled in more with what y'all have been telling me. Keep the corrections coming and i'll add them to the list :o

*also just found the text file on my compy with my running tally of bans so I'll update the list with more CREDIT FOR ME

* apparently I have 28 bans under my belt! (that are currently in place, people like hix1122 and ywea have since served their term)

[Rongi]

while sometimes i DO wish this forum was a little more ban happy, some of these bans i'm not sure i agree with. like fartin :(

[Esuohlim]

Sir Laughs was the guy who made horrible jokes and ended each post with "*badoom phish* :lol". He was a CynicalDave character, and CynicalDave was some guy who made a thread about his homemade visionary darkness article (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=1556).

[Anonymous]

Fartinmowler was more of a mercy banning. Not to mention that he asked me to do it. But the dude couldn't pull himself away and he could be spending some of his nonstop board trolling with his family.

[felix_tibs]

board trolling is a disease... a sickness really.

[ItalianStereotype]

I have a suspicion we'll be seeing your name on the list before too much longer

[executioneer]

punkgroovehopper (?) - ?
Bad Boy Jmy Boy (?) - ?
*{FrAnK~ThE~TaNK}* (?) - ?
munky (?) - I remember this guy sucking.


these were all ravers who did board attacks from this one rave board i'm fairly sure

[AChimp]

ArrowX and Marine were banned for being useless. *hint hint* :(

[EisigerBiskuit]

How the hell did Frank find this? :eek

[Sicktodeathmx]

Maybe you should sticky this?

[Sicktodeathmx]

Damn, not only do I come up with good ideas, things I say get heard!
I'm going back to sleep.

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

I thought Fartin was banned for locking his wife and kids in the basement and abusing them, or was that someone else?

[bigtimecow]

fartinmowler is chojin?

[Emu]

way to be on top

[The One and Only...]

I didn't realize that either.

[magneto590]

adolf hitler? :/ a guy called himself that

[executioneer]

so does hotavatars.com really have 10,000 avatars or are they lying

[Chojin]

I most certainly am not Fartinmowler. Fartinmowler is a deranged lawnmower man that stalks people from this board.

Normally I'd go along with something like that as a joke, but this is Fartinmowler we're talking about here.

[FartinMowler]

Chojin know's that I think he is the very moistest smart person on this board...there are people that with provication can pull out some really witty and warped retorts or even ejaculate a profound sentence, but Chojin is the king of witty...As a group of retarded mob molesters, Glowbelly/James/Max/Bobo..,and others I cannot compete.

[mmmcdaniel]

i can't believe i'm not on this.

[Dr. Fu]

i can't believe i'm not on this.
They don't ban people easily, which is why I'm not gone either.

[mmmcdaniel]

i posted 160 times in less than 2 days.

[AChimp]

You're so right, and so you're banned.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I'm actually shocked that there aren;t more....like the "invaders" from Brawl Hall, and those idiots from the raver boards....good times :|

[Seven Force]

We should just charge to sign up, like SA.

[Chojin]

We don't have nearly enough people or enough stuff going on to merit that.

[Dr. Fu]

You're so right, and so you're banned.

lol

[Seven Force]

So...this list going to be updated soon?

[CosmoToad]

no shit Sherlock >:

[Ninjavenom]

The funny thing is that i don't think you realize the irony in you posting that.

[Guitar Woman]

We should just charge to sign up, like SA.
But then our tagline couldn't be "I-Mockery.net: Like the Something Awful forums, but free, you fucking Jew."

[Seven Force]

Yeah, I didn't really think that through before posting it.

[Chojin]

honestly these boards are absolutely nothing like the SA forums

mostly in a good way

[Seven Force]

That's why I visit here more than I do SA. ;)

No morality brigade. Or dicks correcting spelling mistakes in every post.

[Esuohlim]

VOTED 5 GOOD SIR :eng101

[Seven Force]

Go back to FYAD. >:

[Sam]

I remember when the SA forums were free and they had a forum called "Pirate Discussions about Pop Culture" or something to that effect and it was the only forum I liked to post in or even read. :tear

[Esuohlim]

Go back to FYAD. >:

I love FYAD.

[Seven Force]

It's leaking again. :(

Hey, what's your name there? :lol

[Chocolate Boy]

FYAD stands for what?

[Emu]

Fancy Your Anus Desecrated. It's meant to be asked in the form of a question. Like, you go up to someone you like and say, "Fancy your anus desecrated, love?"

[Terra]

And apparentley that was the last we heard of chocolate boy.

[executioneer]

we miss him so

[Seven Force]

He only had one post left till retirement. :(

[That Man]

Im GoInG To KiCk YoUr BaLls LoSeR.!.!.! :) >: :) >:

[Terra]

Goddamnit. Not even at 200 posts and your starting this shit up? I can guarandamtee an all expense paid vacation in banville, timbuckfuckingtoo by the Powers that Be. But not before you've been rimmed by the fat fucktard lips of arrowx right after he's blown his best girl moose Chartruese.

[FartinMowler]

I'm glad I wasn't around to witness most of Tera's posts :/

[Pink]

Father Spaz (Chojin) - Put a huge sig in, was generally worthless and after being unbanned just made a huge production about how he was back to 'torment us all' or something. Didn't really see a need to keep him around.

Gee :)

[noob3]

chocolate boy ruled can somone give me his pass ill make him my character :lol

[Lenor]

terra was banned and I wasnt? wow with the fight between me and glow..

Noob: your avatar makes me think of something fluffy and cute.. :/

[Terra]

I was twice banned. Shot in the back from I don't know who, in Loveline, and papa Eric, in Mock Wars (MOCKWARS for chrissakes!!! Isn't that like, a No Fly Zone???).

For being a combative cunt.

Lenor? I really like you lady!!!

[Terra]

Not that I didn't have it comming, of course.

Milhouse just brings out the worst in people.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I thought Lenor had gotten banned. She just left?

[Lenor]

cosmo: HA you were WRONG! ive never been banned ... just come here with my lame nonsensical bullshit for a few months and then bounce on out like a dodgeball that hit a fat kid.. and just when you think its safe ... I come back.. haha :love :rave

[FartinMowler]

When are you going to start adding the names of people that didn't contribute to the Secret Santa? :)

[Terra]

i did not participate in the secret santa thing.

my name is top of the list.

[kahljorn]

Wow santa's bringing us all a belated christmas gift, i guess.

[Lenor]

I didnt participate cuz I showed up too late :/ or else i woulda sent someone some skittles an something cooler!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

a scratch and sniff Korn tattoo

[Lenor]

cosmo that is by far the coolest thing ive heard all fuckin week ..

YOUR ROCKIN!

[Terra]

i got banned again. 24 hours. for a love thing. i'll learn this shit yet. :(

[Lenor]

Is this thread a record or something?

'The Longest Running Sticky with the Least Amount of Post'

[Chojin]

i must say, now that I can set time limits for bans, there will be WAY more bans flying around hereparts

[Chojin]

for example, pudty just got one for completely missing the point in loveline and generally being queer and because I think he'll get really upset over it.

[Chojin]

i think my favorite part of banning people is having roger share their indignant e-mails over IM with me, usually prefaced by "who the fuck is this guy?"

[Chojin]

Oh hey terra, when you're banned, does it just show the reason instead of any posts on the site? Or does it email you the reason? Or none of the above?

[Lenor]

I'm a leprechaun from bigadoo.

[Terra]

Oh hey terra, when you're banned, does it just show the reason instead of any posts on the site? Or does it email you the reason? Or none of the above?

it just said "24 hour ban for love" and then there was a BUWA HA HA HA at the end.

i was instantly transported to a place where howdy doody was playing in the background and everybody wore bad shoes from the seventies. >:

[Chojin]

So, if I were to ban you again, would it refresh your memory on what is actually said?

[Chojin]

I just updated the ban list!

[Terra]

So, if I were to ban you again, would it refresh your memory on what is actually said?


only the howdy doody and the bad shoes. man i hate bad shoes

[Pudty]

Wtf? I got banned? On what grounds?

[Terra]

general idiocy. but that's just my opinion. i could be wrong.

[Lenor]

Terra hit that nail, straight on the head. Although, Chojin get's 'ban happy' sometimes, Tara has been in his direct line of fire several times. :/

[Pudty]

So, is your ultimate goal in life to let terra stick it in you?

[Lenor]

So, is your ultimate goal in life to let terra stick it in you?

I wouldn't say 'ultimate', but sure. I'm kinky like that. :x

[Terra]

Terra hit that nail, straight on the head. Although, Chojin get's 'ban happy' sometimes, Tara has been in his direct line of fire several times. :/

it's a quarterly thing. i pay my taxes 4 times a year, act up here and get the shit kicked out of me. i calm back down and then the cycle begins again.