Am I in the wrong here?

[Pyorrhea]

I seem to be at ends with my girlfriend. Now I relize that it IS a highschool relationship, and shouldn't be taken seriously, but this seems to be a problem to me. She has recently gotten into the abstinant mood, and she teases me sexually alot too. Now, this wouldn't be so bad if we hadn't had sex 9 or 10 times before this, but this whole "I'm not gonna have sex anymore" attitude is getting on my nerves. I've considered just dumping her, but that would also be for other reasons that don't really concern the problem at hand, what the hell should I do? Or am I completely in the wrong for being pissed that she's withholding sex?

[Bell E. Laffs]

Maybe you need a bigger dick.

Or learn that it doesn't go in the ear.

[Pyorrhea]

Well, according to her, I have the biggest dick out of all the guys she's had sex with (3 that I know of including me). And it goes in the vagina/anus/mouth... I never was fond of aural sex.

[Bell E. Laffs]

You have sex with her aura? No wonder she doesn't like penertration.

[Dole]

Pywhatever's girl: I....I....think I am in love with you
Pywhatever: It goes in the vagina/anus/mouth.

[Bell E. Laffs]

Does she verbally say the slashes?

[Pyorrhea]

Well, why should I have expected a serious answer on here? Aural means ears...

[FS]

according to her, I have the biggest dick out of all the guys she's had sex with (3 that I know of including me).

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[Emu]

I don't wanna sound like a douche here, but shouldn't a relationship be about more than sex?

Also, jerk off in her hair while she's sleeping. That'll show her.

[Helm]

that works

[Pyorrhea]

I don't wanna sound like a douche here, but shouldn't a relationship be about more than sex?

Also, jerk off in her hair while she's sleeping. That'll show her.


Well, it might be more than sex if she treated me better, and if it wasn't a highschool relationship, which is basically what its all about, getting teh secks.

[The One and Only...]

>: People like you make me angry. >:









...because I'm lonely. :(

[N00bKill3R]

I don't wanna sound like a douche here, but shouldn't a relationship be about more than sex?

Also, jerk off in her hair while she's sleeping. That'll show her.
Don't forget to slap your penis on her forehead for good measure.

[Bell E. Laffs]

I bet my clitoris is bigger than this kid's penis.

[sports]

:lol this thread is so funny.

You should egg her car, if she has one. A egg car is a funny one.

[N00bKill3R]

I bet my clitoris is bigger than this kid's penis.
Maybe thats whats been scaring the boys away :/ ... since it's definitely not your charming wit

[Bell E. Laffs]

Speaking of charming wit, what backalley of somethign awful forums did you get that avatar.

[Pyorrhea]

I bet my clitoris is bigger than this kid's penis.

I really hope it is... Man. :(

[Bell E. Laffs]

April Fools

[Pyorrhea]

HAH!!!!

It's April second... :(

[Rez]

she's had sex with you nine times previously.

she wont have sex anymore with you due to her newfound abstinence.... either she's trying out on how to lead men on, or she really doesnt want to have sex with you anymore, which means you suck, whatever your size is.

whatever it is, she's fucking retarded and you should take emu's advice because it made me laugh a lot.

aural sex is like the best idea ever... sex through auditory means... i mean, wow... we're looking into the future folks.

[Dick Tayshone]

Pyorrhea: "But why Sally, WHY?"
Sally: "I told you once; I told you twice and now for the zillionth time. BECAUSE your aural abilities suck!” >:

[kellychaos]

Perhaps, to her, a test of your relationship. A poor test, at best. Whatever. :rolleyes

[Pyorrhea]

She's a cunt, plain and simple is what the problem is.... And yes, she was leading me on.

[xenosoul]

Dump the bitch and find a new hoe.

[Pyorrhea]

Dump the bitch and find a new hoe.

Already did Xenosoul. hopefully shell be more down for the :blowme

[Terra]

She's just not into you. This is high school. Sorry 'bout it all but if your really bummed, try a light socket.

Move on and you'll find somebody better.

Really yo. You can do better.

[Matt Harty]

yo how have you been terrrrrrrrrrrrra

[ziggytrix]

hey terra, look up.

[Dick Tayshone]

She's a cunt, plain and simple is what the problem is.... And yes, she was leading me on.

Well hissed, Pyorrhea. :rolleyes But seriously now, if you think that any relationship (high school or not) is only about “teh secks”, then you are doomed for more rude awakenings as well as a high post count generated excessively by repeated post in the Loveline forum. Perhaps it will be more prudent to look for something called a deeper meaning in any relationship? Like love, emotion, communication, etc. They may have good books on the subject matter in your library. :)

[Terra]

Wait a sec. Looking for something "deeper" in a relationship? Fer chrissakes...this is Loveline so please try not to confuse the issue with all of this "relationship" stuff.

[Dick Tayshone]

Ouch! And I really really thought that my mom was telling me the truth about relationship being more important than 'teh secks'. This is so sad :( O man, this has now completely ruined my high school flashbacks. :tear

[The One and Only...]

Quit bitching, Pyorrhea. In my highschool your old gf would be considered a slut, and it's the biggest drug (and hence party/fucking) school in the area. At least you've gotten laid.

[Rez]

high school is for sex.

any "relationship" just consists of bad love letters regarding 'forever' and 'completeness' that end up in diarrhetic drama and hilarious confusion and awkwardness. and plus their friend have to deal with them getting their 'heart broken'

no. high school is total crap when it comes to meaning, you're there to FUCK. and badly.

[MetalMilitia]

Quit bitching, Pyorrhea. In my highschool your old gf would be considered a slut, and it's the biggest drug (and hence party/fucking) school in the area. At least you've gotten laid.

Not just regular sex either, it goes in the vagina/anus/mouth/ear :eek

[longschlongsilver]

lol ear sex.

yeh... lost my virginity at 14 (pretty good for a guy huh...)

sex in highschool..... fukin wikid. teachers desk...even better...

however.... sticking it in her EAR on the teachers desk.... man im uni now, but its worth seducing some higschool chick PURELY to do that....


thats a fucking CLASSIC!


lol. aural sex.

[Helm]

I think we've got a winner, guys

[Rez]

"studies often show that men tend to overreport their sexual activity while women tend to underreport it. this is due to the double standards in society that view promiscuous or early sexual activity as being either slutty for women or a casanova for men, but both genders end up either cowardly or sounding retarded, so sex remains a subject that many people fumble hilariously towards."

PRETTY GOOD FOR A GUY HUH?

:lol

did you use saran wrap as a condom?