Email of the Moment #9

[Mockery]

From: brandy buckley [buckleybran@yahoo.com]
subject: question

i was looking through your anti rave products and i was wondering if you have any record bags with the anti rave logo on it? i mean you have everything else that a pathetic loser would waste their time and money making so why not a record bag? oh by the way, the music on you homo web site sucks a dick so you might want to change it. it might be a cool and ironic touch if you had techno music playing or maybe you could have some hillbilly dumbass piece of shit music because thats what you are. not all "ravers" are these fluffy loving retards so next time you go out and do your daily "raver" killings or whatever, pick the one that is not fucked up and go ahead and bring a bat because you will need it
I'd respond to her, but I'm too busy playin my hillbilly jaw harp at the moment.

[anDROIDdoNUT]

howdy ya

She only wants that crappy hillbilly music on here because she likes that type of music

[Emu]

I wasn't aware anyone still looked at the anti rave site.

[xenosoul]

I still check it out now and then to see if anythings been updated.. Looks like rog is getting lazy. I guess it would be hard to find pictures of ravers since the scene is dead and illegal.

[Skulhedface]

I had no idea one of the prerequisites of homosexuality was to have an anti-rave site that hasn't been updated.

Looks like she's ONTO something. Scientific journals await the well-written findings she has to offer.

[Dr. Boogie]

Looks like rog is getting lazy.

:lol

[FS]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAW

*fires a gun in the air and spits into a nearby spittoon*

[ziggytrix]

i need to send her the ravetacular remix of cottoneye joe

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Just cause Rog is from the capital of the Confederacy doesn't mean he's a hillbilly. >:

[Trash]

Wha'jda boes say we go drink some moonshoine and then go fuck aar sistas! YEEEEHAAAWW!

[The hero is me]

oh by the way, the music on you homo web site sucks a dick so you might want to change it

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