Hey guy's I'm drinking my Yogi Detox for today's TEA REVIEW!

[tenno]

:( the subtle wording makes me fear a slippery bowel movement, and my work has a creepy bathroom.

I predict a ghost.

[tenno]

mockman, do i need to put this in food?

[McClain]

Nonsense. This post stays put! Constant updates please.

[tenno]

Round One:

Promising a 'delicious and robust flavor' this tea is made of burdock, dandelion, jamaican sarsparilla, juniper berries (i thought these poisonious actually), ginger, black pepper and long pepper. I made my first cup with a 15 minute steep and noticed an immediate pleasant aroma, the first sip was sweet but peppery as hell, the aftertaste is also peppery.

No real reaction yet except a nice warm tea feeling, the aftertaste is like chewing a peppery sock. I'm still alive.

*On further notice, it seems this tea ISN'T the bowel eradicator I feared, so for now McClain all my stories of spattered, filthy walls and the forlorn tears of rage I thought I would shed lie dormant....................................but will the after lunch cup be the
pebble before the avalanche? The catalyst of the explosion? The mic check for the Red Rocker!


Only time will tell.

[Chojin]

you have to stay this time :<

[ziggytrix]

On Juniper:

Although the fruit of this plant is quite often used medicinally and as a flavouring in various foods and drinks, large doses of the fruit can cause renal damage. Juniper should not be used internally in any quantities by pregnant women

PFAF (http://www.ibiblio.org/pfaf/cgi-bin/arr_html?Juniperus+communis&CAN=COMIND)

How much time do you have before the exam? :(

[tenno]

0_0 oh shit TEH BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[executioneer]

this tea is made of burdock

THOSE BASTARDS >:

[tenno]

i'm drinking it agin today, my review went to shit (literally), damn tea.