My STAR WARS piece in NATIONAL LAMPOON!

[mburbank]

Check it out!

http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/03_voices/thingstosay3/thingstosay3.asp

[executioneer]

Oh SHIT! You know what would be AWESOME? If Gandalf was in this movie.


this part did make me lol something fierce

[AngPur]

GET IN THE SLEEPING BAG JABBA!

Oh, and I agree on the Chewy medal shit. He deserves one, after all he had to haul around Three-pio's metal ass.

[Mockery]

Damn right about Chewie not gettin' a medal! Another fine (and timely) installation in this series Max!

Now where's your Star Wars piece for I-Mockery, huh? Yeah, a few checks and you're Lampoon's #1 bitchboy. I see how it is. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go start crafting ideas for my next Lampoon piece... I mean I-Mockery piece! Damnit I meant I-Mockery!!!!! I SWEAR! >:

[James]

Now where's your Star Wars piece for I-Mockery, huh? Yeah, a few checks and you're Lampoon's #1 bitchboy.

After reading this piece, it's clear Max is saving his A-material for I-Mockery and I-Mockery alone.

Everyone, stay tuned for MY upcoming National Lampoon's piece; Things my Butt Smells Like. Here's a sample.

-Candy
-Starburst fruit chews
-Batteries
-AA batteries
-Pennies
-Cake
-Nachos
-Nacho cheese
-9-volt batteries

AND MORE!

[Mockery]

After reading this piece, it's clear Max is saving his A-material for I-Mockery and I-Mockery alone.
After reading your comment, it's clear that you're still capable of being a douche.

That piece was great, as is the whole series...

[James]

But you can't tell me you're not intrigued to find out what else my butt smells like, can you? ;)

I'll give you a hint - It starts with a "P," and rhymes with "moop."

In all seriousness, the list was good. Not great, but good.