Emperor Penguins

[Mockery]

http://www.i-mockery.com/wildlife-treasury/emperorpenguin.php

[Mike P]

Penguins are the best non-extinct flightless birds in existence.

[ziggytrix]

i dunno, they're kinda puny - an ostrich, now there's some good eatin on them.

[nothing4buddha]

there used to be a species of penguin that were six feet tall :(

[Mike P]

i dunno, they're kinda puny - an ostrich, now there's some good eatin on them.

Well, if you're wanting them for eating, then an emu is your best bet.

[ziggytrix]

didja ever hear about the would-be rancher who bought a bunch of emu when that was the hot new fad, then lost his ass when it turned out there was no real market for the meat? apparently he flipped out and killed a bunch of em with a baseball bat...

think teeball

[Darth Gay]

If emu are at least as good as ostrich, then I would sustain the market myself. Ostrich is damn good.

[Dina S Burroughs]

Any asshole who eats a penguin...I'll kill 'em. Ded.

[Pub Lover]

http://www.zug.com/daily/journal/graphics/073004_penguin_screen.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

:orgasm