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kellychaos
May 25th, 2005, 04:26 PM
http://abum.com/files/Pictures/naked_in_bush.jpg
EverythingWillSuck
May 25th, 2005, 04:39 PM
exhibiotionist
kellychaos
May 25th, 2005, 05:10 PM
Fred prided himself upon staying outside the perimeter of his restraining order ... until today.
Matt Harty
May 26th, 2005, 12:55 AM
peekaboo you found me!
Emu
May 26th, 2005, 12:59 AM
Nothing's better than the waxy feel of a juniper bush when you're jerking off to your best friend undressing.

actually i have no idea waht kind of bush that is, i just know it starts with a j and my mom has a potted one :(
pissed off salesman
May 29th, 2005, 11:49 AM
"Ha-ha! Oh, what a wacky guy Eric is! Happily rubbing himself to climax, only to discover that..... HE'S IN A POISON SUMAC BUSH! ON TOP OF A NETTLE PATCH!"
Driscoll
May 31st, 2005, 11:56 AM
The cigarette butts on the ground are a nice touch.
MetalMilitia
May 31st, 2005, 11:59 AM
"Put your buts on the ground under the hedge"
kellychaos
May 31st, 2005, 04:34 PM
The cigarette butts on the ground are a nice touch.

It was an extended stakeout.
Shyandquietguy
Jun 1st, 2005, 03:52 AM
"Oh I am so sorry officer. I know indecent exposure is wrong, but you see my friends played an elaborate prank on me. I'll pay for the screen, but if you ask me, he should be paying it since he pushed it out as I was trying to remove it so he could close the window. Yes I know I'm leaning on it right now, ok? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to sound angry but this IS really starting to piss me off."
Anonymouse
Jun 2nd, 2005, 03:03 AM
"Oh the fire ants feel so good up my ass"
Skulhedface
Jun 2nd, 2005, 04:12 AM
"GENERIC, RANDOM BUT STILL UNFUNNY CAPTION!"
kellychaos
Jun 2nd, 2005, 04:40 PM
The pain of unrequited love is rivaled only by the pain of dry masturbation.
Bell E. Laffs
Jun 12th, 2005, 09:50 AM
4-11 NEVA 4GET
thebiggameover
Jun 16th, 2005, 05:22 PM
hell week...