Barnacle

[Mockery]

http://www.i-mockery.com/wildlife-treasury/barnacle.php

[FS]

for bisexuals, barnacles sure don't lead an interesting life.

Is that the Monopoly guy's hat :o

[Mockery]

Heh nah, same kind of tophat I'm sure, but it's not from the Monopoly guy.

[Jeanette X]

I hate barnacles. They used to poke my feet when I explored tidepools as a kid.

They also were used as instruments of torture when sailors were keel-hauled. :shocked

[Yggdrasill]

Wow, it has both parts but does not reproduce asexually! I didn't know things could do that. Is that just the standard gentleman's top hat with monocle or is it mr. peanut's?

[Xenogil]

Surprisingly no, they don't reproduce asexually. I think the Barnicle's penis is actually somewhere around 14 inches long, so it can reach it's mate.

[Womti]

so what, they just sit around jerking off all day?

[Xenogil]

I don't think Barnacles get hard-ons. If one got an erection, it couldn't bend it's wang to get to the mate.

Not that they don't have the means; they have at least 20 other tentacles. They're the defenition of Hentai.