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Zbu Manowar
Mar 19th, 2003, 08:11 PM
What the fuck? I caught a promo for this shitpile while watching the pre-war warmup show on NBC and I must say, watching these stupid kids trying to pretend they're talented is boring, but watching their fatass parents stand-up and obviously live through their pathetic offspring is the most fun I've ever had.

Seriously. The only way it could get better is if a particularly chubby father is doing the Arsenio Hall 'woof woof' thing to his daughter's rendition to some half-forgotten Paula Abdul song, only to get beaned by a falling studio light. Otherwise, the show's dogmeat, we all know that, right?

Skulhedface
Mar 19th, 2003, 09:56 PM
Worse yet, Zbu, I bet that about 10 years from now, they'll have them back in a three and a half hour special edition "Where Are They Now?" followed immediately by the 3 1/2 hour Survivor edition.

Zbu Manowar
Mar 19th, 2003, 11:39 PM
Or better yet, they're be on a talk show where they'll whine about how the promises of fame by producers who want cheap shit to air didn't come true and by mortgaging their future, they ended up shiftless losers with 'really promising' garage bands or knocked up with fifteen kids somewhere in Iowa.

It's just sad to falsely inflate the hopes of kids that aren't talented. At least not yet. Should just call it 'Breeding Kids for Very Cheap Porn.'