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Studio8
Jun 28th, 2005, 02:56 AM
I was at my high school best friends a long time ago house and we were taking turns watching this really funny (but way hot) porno and then going to the hallway bathroom to masturbate. When I did, a huge load of semen tumbled out of me and I had to use a lot of toilet paper to clean it up. I used too much and stopped it up. Then I guess we were causing a lot of ruckus upstairs because his mom came up and wanted to know what was wrong. When she saw that we were fooling with the toilet, she was all like, "Oh, I can fix that. Easily." So she stuck her hands in the toilet and unclogged it and then flushed it again and after a little bit of semen water overflowed onto the floor and her barefeet, the toilet was all fixed.
adept_ninja
Jun 28th, 2005, 03:00 AM
thats really gross why do you masterbait and your friends house thats mean
Chugs
Jun 28th, 2005, 03:40 AM
....
soundtest
Jun 28th, 2005, 10:52 AM
:faint
Emu
Jun 28th, 2005, 02:56 PM
studio8 is the king
fungusamongus
Jun 28th, 2005, 03:17 PM
sounds like a rap song to me
kellychaos
Jun 28th, 2005, 04:42 PM
You run to the lieu
without a second to loose
what cums next
Hey, bust a spooge
Studio8
Jun 28th, 2005, 07:25 PM
Wait a minute...
Yggdrasill
Jun 28th, 2005, 07:29 PM
That sound like the birth of a superhero. Except maybe she should die and is brought back to life by the toilet semen. Like catwoman w/o the cats.

Semen Mother to the rescue!
kellychaos
Jun 29th, 2005, 04:36 PM
There would have to be a nuclear reactor in the bathroom. Duh! :rolleyes
Dr. Boogie
Jun 29th, 2005, 05:06 PM
She should've used the plunger.




If you know what I mean.
Emu
Jun 29th, 2005, 05:40 PM
this thread is :loo
adept_ninja
Jun 30th, 2005, 01:48 PM
am I the only one here that thinks its weird to jerk off in your friends house?
kellychaos
Jun 30th, 2005, 04:41 PM
Ahhh, the voice of experience. More about.
Studio8
Jun 30th, 2005, 06:09 PM
I jerk off wherever I can reach my penis.
The One and Only...
Jun 30th, 2005, 06:27 PM
I'd really like to know just what the hell is wrong with you people.
DeadKennedys
Jun 30th, 2005, 06:48 PM
We can't all be Anarcho-Capitalist Pseudo-Intellectual Fencing Cassanovas, now can we?
sadie
Jul 1st, 2005, 12:53 AM
am I the only one here that thinks its weird to jerk off in your friends house?
not for fags. :rolleyes
Helm
Jul 1st, 2005, 02:31 AM
haha
kellychaos
Jul 1st, 2005, 04:23 PM
am I the only one here that thinks its weird to jerk off in your friends house?
not for fags. :rolleyes

That's very selfish.