HEY GUYS

[!!!!]

HEY YOU GUYS! LONG TIME NO SEE, I JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON (YEAH YEAH I KNOW I'VE HEARD IT BEFORE :rolleyes) AND BOY IS MY LIFE EXCITING ATM (AT THE MOMENT)!!! CURRENTLY I'M HEALING FROM A RECENT SURGERY AND TO HELP THE DOWNTIME GO FASTER I'M PLANNING MY...WEDDING!! THAT'S RIGHT YOU GUYS JIXBY PHILLIPS AND I LIVE TOGETHER NOW AND ARE GETTING MARRIED JUST LIKE BIRDS DO AND BOY I CAN'T WAIT! ALSO THE REASON WE ARE GETTING MARRIED IS BECAUSE I AM PREGNANT (DON'T WORRY WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX...BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY!!) AND HIS PARENTS ARE KINDA PISSED ABOUT IT BUT W/E

WELL I GOTTA GO SEE A MAN ABOUT SOME FLORAL ARRANGEMENTS (I WANT THIS WEDDING TO BE LIKE A BUNCH OF FLOWERS BLEW UP!!) LIKE THEY SAY IN JAIL, I'LL SEE YOU LATER WHEN UR ASLEEP AND I SHOVE SOMETHING IN UR ABDOMEN!! BYE

P.S. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM YOU CAN GO HOME RIGHT NOW AND EAT SOME TACKS

[Spectre X]

Man, whatever happened to Jixby?

Is he even around anymore? I can't tell, probably because of all the avatar changes. :(

[glowbelly]

!!!!, are you still taking pictures?

[!!!!]

YES I TAKE PHOTOGRAPHS OF MY OWN PRISON TATTOOS AND ALSO OF OTHER THINGS

[glowbelly]

fantastic :D

[!!!!]

YOU GUYS I SAW SOME OF THOSE FIREWORKS TONIGHT AND THEY HAD SMILEY FACE FIREWORKS! EFF THAT SPARKLEY SHIT I JUST WANNA SEE A HALF HOUR OF SMILEY FACES

THEY HAD CUBES TOO

[!!!!]

AMERICA BLOW STUFF UP SMILEY FACES 2005!!


YOU GUYS, SMILEY FACES I SWEAR

[Mad Melvin]

These tacks are delicious.

[Dole]

Hey !!!, hope everything is well after...er....prison.

I hope Jixby isn't here because he is solemnly studying every night.

[mburbank]

Do you know when the Moxie festival is? Are you attending?

[ziggytrix]

YOU GUYS I SAW SOME OF THOSE FIREWORKS TONIGHT AND THEY HAD SMILEY FACE FIREWORKS! EFF THAT SPARKLEY SHIT I JUST WANNA SEE A HALF HOUR OF SMILEY FACES


Oh hell yes! Saw some video of those on TV - I'd love to see em for real.

[!!!!]

Do you know when the Moxie festival is? Are you attending?

http://www.moxiefestival.com/ It's this weekend, but I'll be working and I wouldn't feel like driving all the way up there anyway. Goddamn, I'll miss the raffle with these awesome prizes:

1st Prize:
1 Cord of Wood, Cut and Split -- Bolduc Bros.
Escape Ladder -- Rogers Insurance
10-Minute Oil Change -- Lube Express
Moxie Unofficial Tee Shirt -- Moxie Committee
Moxie Umbrella -- Kennebec Fruit
McDonald's Sweatshirt -- McDonald's
1-Hour Therapeutic Massage -- Pauline Fazekas Licensed Massage Therapist

[sspadowsky]

Wow. It's true. No one ever escapes this place.

Good to see you again, upright. I hope prison has not turned you into a hard-hearted meanie.

[!!!!]

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention but I'm also going to look into becoming a model. I'm 5'3" and 130 lbs and I guess I have a horse face and a lady mustache but I don't think any of that matters because I was a pretty hot commodity in prison! If you know what I mean ;) I think I can be the next Gemma Ward or Jessica Stam! And I'll have a lot of money I can give to starving children and stuff!

[Chojin]

Did you really go to prison :<

[!!!!]

Where else would I have had the time to work out and gain all of these totally rad muscles?

[mburbank]

Is it just me, or does that site not say where the festival is taking place or how to get there?


THAT IS SO NEW ENGLAND!!!

[The One and Only...]

Will somebody tell me who !!!! is?

[glowbelly]

P.S. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM YOU CAN GO HOME RIGHT NOW AND EAT SOME TACKS

:|

[Immortal Goat]

No.

EDIT: That "No" was directed to OAO, not Glowbelly.

[sadie]

my man works in a prison.

[!!!!]

Is it just me, or does that site not say where the festival is taking place or how to get there?


THAT IS SO NEW ENGLAND!!!

It's in Lisbon Falls

[PILLOWFIGHT]

!!!! did you ever get that calender i sent you?? (yes IN JAIL to everyone who doesnt know)

[!!!!]

yes I did it was very nice thank you!!

[!!!!]

Hey i-mockery thanks for TWICE deleting my non-offensive jokey post! You guys sure know how to have a barrel of laughs around here!! :)

[Chojin]

Threatening to leave is against the rules. READ THE RULES, NOOB.

I didn't do it.

[!!!!]

I AM BEYOND RULES

and it was JOKEY you fishbrains

[Chojin]

I just made a JOKEY. THAT'S RIGHT US SOULLESS MODS KNOW HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME TOO YES SIR.

[!!!!]

You know what?

Fuck this thread, fuck this forum, and fuck you people.