NEW SHORT: "Baseball Stars: Be a F#@KIN' CHAMP!"

[Mockery]

McClain is back with a new short all about his favorite baseball video game - Baseball Stars for the NES. This is the closest thing to a sports piece you'll ever see on I-Mockery, so to those of you that are sports fans, feast upon this piece!

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/boxes/baseballstars-box.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/baseball-stars)
Baseball Stars: Be a F#@KIN' CHAMP!
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/baseball-stars

Enjoy!

[McClain]

This is my best work ever; inspired by Rocker and Rogers. FUCK YEAH!
If you just read the above statement and had no clue what it means, you are a dweeb.

Oh OH WAIT -RoG-! Is it too late to dedicate this short to someone? If not, I would like to dedicate it to Sspad. :blowme

[sspadowsky]

:love McClain
:love Baseball Stars
:love Haven't read the mini-mock yet, 'cause I can't access it from work.

[Chojin]

http://www.popnko.com/imock/bstars.jpg

http://www.popnko.com/imock/bstars2.jpg

I AM A CHAMP. A CHAMP WHO NEEDS A HAIRCUT.

McClain: 39" High-Definition Wells-Gardner monitor, $1000 6-piece JL Audio sound system.

[Supafly345]

Goddamn write more often McClain. You add a "car gone wild" comedy rampage to the site.

[McClain]

Chojin... That WG is making me drool. That's like an $800 monitor. Why doesn't it look 39"? Looks like a 29". Take more pics.
Supafly345... Thanks. You're not the first person to use my name and the words "wild" and "rampage" and "goddamn" and "faggot" in the same sentence.

[Chojin]

We have more pics on the Neon FM site, but yeah, I have no idea why it consistantly looks tiny in pictures. I think it maybe it's because the arcade machine around it is proportional to a normal cabinet, but it's around 7.5 feet tall. And I was sitting about 4-5 feet away from it in that pic.

But yeah, I'll take one with my face up close to it.