I got my gf pregnant SHIT!!

[gg22]

She wants to keep the little bastard!! Her dads gonna fucking kill me with a shotgun dammit!! What should I do?

[Bell E. Laffs]

Did you wash the sheet in water too?

[The One and Only...]

You are the worst character ever, bar none.

[ziggytrix]

You did the right thing by turning to the internet for help. Just leave your name, address, and phone number and a representative from Genepoole Sanitation, Inc. can schedule an appointment immediately.

It may be too late to do anything about this pregnancy if she wants to keep the child. However our representatives are quite skilled, and can take preventative measures to keep you from experiencing this situation ever again.

[Emu]

Kill her and dump her body int he harbor. We need another Scott Peterson.

Wait: You ARE white and attractive, right? If not, disregard the above statement.

[adept_ninja]

I say we need another man who kills women by pressing there head down and killing them with his cock when they are preforming oral on him

[Dole]

Dress up as the baby, convince both respective families it came along early, and when the baby is born quickly dress it your most typical clothes. Then all you have to do is shit and suck tits for a year or so, and your baby gets stuck with all the responsibility.

[poopface rabbit]

Well if her father is planning on killing you with a shotgun then why not totally turn the tables on him? He wouldn't be expecting a shotgun blast to the face and then you and your gf can live happily ever after with the kid.

[kahljorn]

I was thinking it'd be funny if someone took your bad advice someday and ended up killing someone or some other crazy antic, and blamed the internet. Then there was some crazy anti-i-mockery coalition aimed at taking anything that's not completely serious and heartfelt off the internet.

[poopface rabbit]

What bad advice are you talking about? Mine was straight from the heart.

[kahljorn]

I didn't mean you as in 'You' but as in the collective 'Yous' of this message board.

[Master of Demise]

Don't you know thats what fucking causes?

[Carnivore]

So many of the world's problems could be solved by the liberal application of Mr. Pokey, the sterile coat hangar.

[Helm]

whoa a whole hangar?

:gigh

[kellychaos]

That sucks when people outside your language pick on your vocabulary ... and are correct! :highfive :lol

[Bob_The_Dark_One]

Meh it happened to a guy i know. His mom looked like she was going to explode.

And I also heard of a guy whose gf was pregnant from her ex.

[kellychaos]

The dark ones are often bitter.

[chitoryu12]

Grab a bulletproof vest and some knight armor and hole yourself up in the nearest fallout shelter. hey, it'll protect you against her dad!

[Gurlugon]

Damn, I was just going to suggest that, and word-for-word.

[executioneer]

bump for hollycaust

[SUFFER]

first tell her dad shes dead , then tell him your kidding and shes pregnant , it will soften the blow , although it probably wont soften the blow to your skull .

[kellychaos]

It didn't soften the "blow" of your joke.

[MetalMilitia]

I thought it sucked more than it blew.

[kellychaos]

Taken literally, the title of this thread could mean that he bestowed upon his girlfriend a very large feces or, colloquially, an array of pregnant animals.

[Mario64]

She wants to keep the little bastard!! Her dads gonna fucking kill me with a shotgun dammit!! What should I do?Guess you fucked her in the pussy too long. :blowme :boob :yum ;) :picklehat :orgasm :party

[Emu]

Looks like SOMEBODY attended Health 110