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Jul 21st, 2005, 07:48 PM
Determine how good or evil a website or passage of text is using the ever-reliable technique of Gematria.
According to the wonders of Gematria, http://www.i-mockery.net/ is 29% evil, 71% good.
By comparison, http://www.i-mockery.com/ is 44% evil, 56% good. The 29% evil on the boards can therefore be attributed solely to Rog.
Jul 21st, 2005, 09:48 PM
www.coeternalism.com got 95% evil. I wonder if that's a sign.
Edit: "Seth Thomas Augustine Pace" is 96% evil. This is simply too much to ignore.
Jul 21st, 2005, 09:58 PM
Matthew John Patrick Mulryan - 1% evil, 99% good
Jul 21st, 2005, 10:54 PM
John Dale Bower
99% evil, 1% good
Jul 22nd, 2005, 12:22 AM
apparently the phrase "i hate n*ggers" sans asterisk is 1% evil :lol
Jul 22nd, 2005, 12:26 AM
"willie mobbs" is 1% evil, "william mobbs" is 99% :eek
Jul 22nd, 2005, 02:58 AM
"Esuohlim" = 50-50
The phrase "KILLING JEWS", however, is only 1% evil.
The One and Only...
Jul 22nd, 2005, 03:42 AM
http://anti-state.com/ is 56% evil, 44% good.
Jul 22nd, 2005, 03:45 AM
Wasn't that fun? Now waste your time by killing everyone! (http://homokaasu.org/killeveryone/kill.gas)
OK I guess some people get really bored :/
Jul 22nd, 2005, 05:45 AM
homokaasu lol >:
Jul 22nd, 2005, 11:17 PM
Ike Henry Wagner is 1% evil, 99% good. ;< I think names aren't long enough to get anything but 1:99.
Jul 23rd, 2005, 03:22 AM
http://www.novirginsallowed.com/ is 97% good.
http://www.newgrounds.com/ is 76% good.
http://www.somethingawful.com/ is 72% godd.
http://www.i-mockery.com/ is 56% good.
http://maddox.xmission.com/ is 60% good.
http://homokaasu.org/ is 40% good.
www.homestarrunner.com is 50% good.
http://www.gopostal.com/ is 58% good.
Jul 23rd, 2005, 08:06 AM
if half those websites went on the gay meter they'd be 100% gay
Jul 25th, 2005, 01:12 PM
I-mockery should have a gayness calculator using English Gematria. We'd be so "fancy". We could even have a function that converts them to e-prime first. To make them more smarter. Of course, if the calculator would ever be turned upon itself, it would probably inexplicably turn bright pink and bake a honey glazed turkey for your holiday feasts. Even though it's JANUARY. I know that shit don't keep! YOU BETTAH GET A BIG JAR. Turkey flavored jam!
ON a side note, i have the best jam in the world, it's apricot. I also have plum. With little pilsbury bisquits...
read this, it's almost pointless.
http://abaababa.ouvaton.org/number-666.php ENGLISH GEMATRIA SOLVES ANOTHER MYSTERY.
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