3 Variable Funny test

[ScruU2wice]

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17565214125862764376



the Wit

(73% dark, 34% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that 'the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais


My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on dark

You scored higher than 10% on spontaneous

You scored higher than 31% on vulgar

[marmielake]

:(
according to my results, im "the ham"
:(

[hix1122]

Im the Provacateur, and it said that I am smarter than everyone else.

[Schimid]

the Wit
(56% dark, 26% spontaneous, 16% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

I don't know if it's completely true, I kinda had to skip over the movie questions because I haven't seen any of them except Orgazmo.

I picked Steven Hawking for the most amusing person. I felt horrible :(

[ItalianStereotype]

the Cutting Edge
(52% dark, 52% spontaneous, 22% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't in and of themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top. Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi

[marmielake]

i picked steven hawking too. bill murray and woody allen arent that funny

[Supafly345]

the Wit

(78% dark, 26% spontaneous, 22% vulgar)

You scored higher than 99% on dark

You scored higher than 3% on spontaneous

You scored higher than 20% on vulgar


It says that I'm not pretentious, but the rest of the paragraph describing me pretty much described a pretentious person. Screw this test.

And fuck you cunt. I am watching a Bill Murray movie right this very instant, and it is telling me to kick your ass right now.

[marmielake]

bill murray stll sucks ass.

[fungusamongus]

the Ham
(34% dark, 47% spontaneous, 33% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


Your style's mostly goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.

what i got the same one as marmielake :(

[Mad Melvin]

the Comic
(30% dark, 34% spontaneous, 44% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | LIGHT


Yours is most versatile and also the most popular kind of humor. On the one hand, you'll crack a joke about just about anything, but you're not mean-spirited or intimidating, so you can get away with it--even when, for example, you bust on Mexicans. In addition, you've got a slighly cerebral approach, but you appreciate a good dirty joke as much as anybody--in fact, you appreciate all well-crafted humor. Now just go out there and write up a routine; it's likely you'd be good at it.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Dave Chappelle - Rodney Dangerfield

[Helm]

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

I guess calling people fags on the internet is considered clean and complex nowdays. But yeah threatening women with rape and vicious skinning I guess is DARK. I went with Murray because willie must know something that I don't.

[Dole]

The Cunt
Your humour style:
Belgian ¦ Effeminate ¦ BBQ

[Rongi]

the Wit

(56% dark, 39% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

eh

[Gurlugon]

i got the ham but that is complete bullshi t

[ScruU2wice]

bill murray stll sucks ass.

basically anything you ever say has lost all validity.

[marmielake]

:(
the only thing i even remember him being in was ghostbusters and groundhog day

[executioneer]

well then you have got terrible taste in humor if you thought he was bad in either of those

[marmielake]

just my opinion. if you like him, you buy his shitty movies

[executioneer]

lol

[ziggytrix]

YOUR OPINON SUCKS AND SO DO YOU. FUCK OFF.

[kahljorn]

You guys are all stupid, and so is this test. Everyone who took this test is self admittedly unfunny.

[ziggytrix]

I'd be more interested in the "Would you have been a Nazi?" test results.

[Helm]

shut up you fag

[ziggytrix]

aw :(

[Helm]

no no that was for kahl ziggy. btw sorry kahl. I got the picture of einstein and 'you would have fled the country' in the nazi test something like 15% brainwashable

[ziggytrix]

i knew that ;) but you should have run with it anyway.

[Helm]

I'm trying not to be a conceited asshole on the boards but it ain't working out well

[marmielake]

YOUR OPINON SUCKS AND SO DO YOU. FUCK OFF.
you fuck off. its not my fault that bill murray gets you all hot and bothered.
;)

[Yggdrasill]

I want to take the test but i'm afraid i'm not funny enough :(

[ziggytrix]

16. Your president/prime minister/despot/whatever makes a budget. In it, he or she allocates $4 billion to top-secret defense initiatives. How does this make you feel?
____ Safer
_:D_ Hopeful for world domination
____ Scared
____ Indifferent


actually, i marked indifferent - doens't the US allocate tens of billions to top-secret projects every year already?

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic

[Schimid]

The German Civilian
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic

It says I would've missed my Jewish friends, but would do nothing to stop the stuff from happening.

Oh well. At least I was 100% honest with my answers. :(

[ScruU2wice]

The German Civilian
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic

[maggiekarp]

This test keeps making Firefox die on me. I will never know what type of funny I have :(


Nevermind, it says I'm "The Wit." Huh.

[ziggytrix]

Schimid it just means you're patriotic. They wrote that test to equate patriotism and nationalism.

[ItalianStereotype]

ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic

what the fuck. fuck that test.

[ziggytrix]

you answered "hopeful for world domination" didn't you?

[Spectre X]

the Comic

(43% dark, 34% spontaneous, 50% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | LIGHT


Yours is the most versatile and also the most popular kind of humor. On the one hand, you'll crack a joke about just about anything, but you're not mean-spirited or intimidating, so you can get away with it--even when, for example, you bust on Mexicans. Even though you appreciate a good dirty joke as much as anybody, over all, you've got a cerebral approach to humor. In fact, you appreciate all well-crafted humor. Now just go out there and write up a routine; it's likely you'd be good at it.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Dave Chappelle - Rodney Dangerfield

[Esuohlim]

the Wit

(60% dark, 30% spontaneous, 22% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

The Foot Soldier

Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic

>:

[Esuohlim]

you fuck off. its not my fault that bill murray gets you all hot and bothered.
;)

Please stop changing your avatar to that stupid cunt baby, thanks

[Zomboid]

the Shock Jock

(65% dark, 43% spontaneous, 50% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


I picked Bill Murray too. Anyone who doesn't like Ghostbusters and/or Groundhog day really needs to die. I liked Scrooged too :(

[ScruU2wice]

you're not a shock jock

Shock jocks are annoying >:

[sadie]

helm said ain't. :O

[Johnyy Darko]

the Cutting Edge(60% dark, 52% spontaneous, 64% vulgar)

VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

You scored higher than 70% on dark
You scored higher than 66% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 47% on vulgar

the comic

[sadie]

no, you didn't.