I have returned

[The One and Only...]

The beach was fun. :)

[adept_ninja]

did you give her some leg at the beach?

[CaptainBubba]

THE INTERNET WAS WAITING FOR YOUR RETURN.

CALL ALL THE NOBLES AND LORDS OF ALL THE INTERWEB AND ALERT THEM TO SIR OAO'S PRESENCE.

HAVE A LARGE MEAD OF ALE AND DO TELL ALL OF US WHO ARE SIMPLY POPPING WITH SEMI-SEXUAL WONDER AT THE THOUGHT OF YOUR NEEDLESSLY ASININE AND BORING TALES OF PERSONAL BEACH VACATIONS WHICH EVERYONE CARES ABOUT.

THIS MY FRIENDS WILL BE THE GRANDEST THREAD OF THEM ALL.

[adept_ninja]

One thread to rule them all

[CaptainBubba]

God fucking damnit your blog music SUCKS.

[DeadKennedys]

"SXE"? You goddamn pussy

[Pub Lover]

The beach was fun. :)
Hey Buddy. :)

So, was the beach fun?

[kahljorn]

Wow I've never been this excited before.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

this is what i mockery is ALLABOUT

[EisigerBiskuit]

Things just haven't been the same without you

[kellychaos]

How did you make out in the underwater fencing class?

[kahljorn]

haha... "Makeout" "underwater" "Leg". haha. you guys are so funny.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Um, so hey guys, have I missed anything? Anyone go on vacation?

[mburbank]

I wonder what going to the beach is like for the One and Only.

[The One and Only...]

Entertaining.

[mburbank]

Wow. That's really great. Thank God for the internet.

[kellychaos]

Once, I saw a dolphin in my swimsuit.

[kahljorn]

We don't want to hear about your tawdry love affairs you amphibious bastard.

[kellychaos]

Groucho is rolling over in his grave you hermaphrodite bitch!

[kahljorn]

And you're the one rolling him over with your gelatinous sex drive.

[mburbank]

HOW HE GOT IN MY SWIMSUIT I'LL NEVER KNOW BUTIT GAVE ME A WOODY THAT WOULDN'T QUIT! ONCE YOU'VE HAD BLOWHOLE YOU NEVER GO BACK!

[kahljorn]

Yes, many men are strucken by permanant hard-on's every year, in fact it effects more than 32% of the country. Blowholesiphidisisadis is a common cause of permanant hard-on syndrome and there are preventative measures that can be found in your local grocery store, please ask your local seafood butcher for them.
While there is no cure for permanant hard-on's, there are ways to help you cope with your disability and learn to adjust to the real world.

[Mike]

Kahl's right. Being "strucken" by anything is not a matter to be taken lightly. All struckers should be reported to the front desk immediately.

[Chojin]

With a name like Strucker's, it's got to be good.

[kellychaos]

Eroto-Asphyxiation! >: :( :( :(

http://www.almabrilho.net/images/franpics/LOST_PUPPY.jpg

[kellychaos]

Gelatinous? :/

[kahljorn]

I'm not exactly sure what the thought was now, but I think it had something to do with your jelly fish offspring or something... Amoebas.. something. Maybe you just had a friend who was a jelly fish.

[kellychaos]

Cnidarian bodies have two or sometimes three layers. A gastrovascular cavity (coelenteron) has a single exterior opening that serves as both mouth and anus. Often tentacles surround the opening. Some cells are organized into two simple nerve nets, one epidermal and the other gastrodermal, that help coordinate muscular and sensory functions.

I want tentacles surrounding MY anus! >:

Stem cell research will provide this option to be open in the future, no doubt ... and we'll all be at peace on the island of Dr. Moreau.

[Bod]

Am always returning.

[Dole]

Bodlet!

[Bod]

Hello!

Stella is good today