Whacking Off And Multi-Tasking

[kellychaos]

Is tuning the radio on in conjunction with this activity allowed? Does simultaneously reading a "Book Of The Month Club" selection kill the mood? Will burning a candle or incense heighten the ambience and make for a more romantic moment with ... yourself? These are the questions I place before you, friends.


It's not like this is the first or last masturbations thread that you'll ever see in this forum. :rolleyes

[Pub Lover]

It's not like this is the first or last masturbations thread that you'll ever see in this forum.
But they all seem to have been started by you.

[kellychaos]

I'm typing with one hand.

[Marc Summers]

And turning on your radio book club with the other.

[maggiekarp]

If you cry while masturbating, does that count as multi-tasking?




(If people can't tell that's a joke, does that mean they think I'm a miserable enough person to do that, or does it mean I'm terribly unfunny? Both, perhaps. I'm certainly not helping myself with the annoying small text, though.)

[Esuohlim]

can u get pregnat by masterbating??? http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/frown.gif

[adept_ninja]

no but you can die from it

[Trippy]

you can get lube in your pee-hole and die from result of an infection.

[sadie]

you need to fix your av.

[kellychaos]

Either I have an evil incubus lurking about and unconsciously invading my nocturnal slumbers or I'm whacking off in my sleep. Multi-tasking indeed! :posh :KY :(

[Dole]

Does anyone else cry when they wank?

[glowbelly]

only if it's taking too long

[kellychaos]

Americans are SO immediate gratification. Savor the wank.

[Dole]

Its the most precious 12 seconds of my day.

[apologetic]

soma - edit: www.legitimatemexicanpharmacy.com

[lumpisan]

you can get it caught in a cement mixer and have it ripped off. so remember, no masturbating while in a construction site.

[Esuohlim]

OK thanks for this I think I speak for almost everyone when I say that I get entirely too randy when I pass by a construction site and see all the sweaty fat men there working so this is great advice

[mattstack]

lube? you nancy boy