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Aug 6th, 2005, 01:46 PM
Is tuning the radio on in conjunction with this activity allowed? Does simultaneously reading a "Book Of The Month Club" selection kill the mood? Will burning a candle or incense heighten the ambience and make for a more romantic moment with ... yourself? These are the questions I place before you, friends.
It's not like this is the first or last masturbations thread that you'll ever see in this forum. :rolleyes
Aug 6th, 2005, 02:10 PM
It's not like this is the first or last masturbations thread that you'll ever see in this forum.
But they all seem to have been started by you.
Aug 6th, 2005, 02:13 PM
I'm typing with one hand.
Aug 6th, 2005, 07:51 PM
And turning on your radio book club with the other.
Aug 7th, 2005, 01:46 AM
If you cry while masturbating, does that count as multi-tasking?
(If people can't tell that's a joke, does that mean they think I'm a miserable enough person to do that, or does it mean I'm terribly unfunny? Both, perhaps. I'm certainly not helping myself with the annoying small text, though.)
Aug 7th, 2005, 03:48 AM
can u get pregnat by masterbating??? http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/frown.gif
Aug 11th, 2005, 09:05 PM
no but you can die from it
Aug 11th, 2005, 09:10 PM
you can get lube in your pee-hole and die from result of an infection.
Aug 11th, 2005, 09:12 PM
you need to fix your av.
Aug 17th, 2005, 04:10 PM
Either I have an evil incubus lurking about and unconsciously invading my nocturnal slumbers or I'm whacking off in my sleep. Multi-tasking indeed! :posh :KY :(
Aug 17th, 2005, 05:44 PM
Does anyone else cry when they wank?
Aug 18th, 2005, 02:14 PM
only if it's taking too long
Aug 18th, 2005, 03:49 PM
Americans are SO immediate gratification. Savor the wank.
Aug 18th, 2005, 05:20 PM
Its the most precious 12 seconds of my day.
Aug 29th, 2005, 02:15 AM
soma - edit: www.legitimatemexicanpharmacy.com
Sep 5th, 2005, 07:28 PM
you can get it caught in a cement mixer and have it ripped off. so remember, no masturbating while in a construction site.
Sep 5th, 2005, 09:03 PM
OK thanks for this I think I speak for almost everyone when I say that I get entirely too randy when I pass by a construction site and see all the sweaty fat men there working so this is great advice
Sep 16th, 2005, 06:40 AM
lube? you nancy boy
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