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Aug 8th, 2005, 01:06 PM
In a week I am going to the beach with my W and K's. I had to tell my old GF that the flirting wasn't going to go anywhere and that I wouldn't feel right about making out on account of how serious my W and I are, even though the K's don't leave us a lot of time to make out. I just get so confused because I have to admit I get tempted to make out sometimes even though I am serious abouyt my W, and often I'm thinking about making out with my old GF but sometimes it's just pictures in the internet or if I have smoked up some really good clove cigarettes I find myself thinking about making out with what I think Indian girls might look like. I don't want to hurt my old GF or my W or imaginary Indian girls, but I bet the beach will be good.
Aug 8th, 2005, 02:46 PM
Remember that kissing is the #1 way to spread mono! :x
Aug 8th, 2005, 02:52 PM
a week I am going to the beach with my W and K's.
My first thought was 'his wanks?? he's going away with his wanks?'
Aug 8th, 2005, 04:09 PM
Just think of how you'd feel about your wife having that kind of relationship with a particularly close ex boyfriend of hers. I think she'd be hurt if she knew that all was going on, even without the making out. Sending pictures and flirting would make her feel just as bad. As a female who's caught a significant other in a situation VERY similar, it had broken my heart when I had found out. It's still a type of infidelity if you're even considering it. You're better off hurting your old girlfriend than your wife.
Aug 8th, 2005, 04:43 PM
Aren't you a little too old to be feeling your chi? >:
Aug 8th, 2005, 04:57 PM
even if I can make out and even get to second or third base? My W doesn' understand me, she caught me smoking a clove cigarette and now she thinks I am not straight edge. We still share a passionate interest in anarcho capitalism but she doesn't want to make out. I can't imagine life without making out or at least first base. WHEN DID MY LIFE GET TO BE SUCH A SOAP?!?
Aug 8th, 2005, 05:25 PM
When did your W catch you smoking dope?
Aug 8th, 2005, 05:31 PM
You make me sad Burbank. :( I hope you do the right thing and I hope it ends up ok.
Aug 8th, 2005, 06:12 PM
I'm sorry, I'm only making fun of OAO, I don't have an old girlfriend.
Aug 8th, 2005, 07:13 PM
you disappointed me there, max. :( i was hoping you'd carry it on for pages.
Aug 8th, 2005, 08:51 PM
Since I have no clue what you're talking about now, I suppose I should read what this spoof is about.
Aug 8th, 2005, 08:53 PM
But that did happen to me :( Gots me a real man now though.
Aug 9th, 2005, 09:46 AM
Sadie; I couldn't do it, it seemed too cruel to C.I.G. I'll try another tack some other time.
C.I.G. If you have not read O.A.O. Valentines to himself, you're really missing out.
Aug 9th, 2005, 11:39 AM
Thank you for your pity. Hahah. I'm now informed about how much of a stud he is......
The One and Only...
Aug 9th, 2005, 11:42 AM
Making out with Heather isn't a problem anymore, she has no interest in politics as of yet so I'm waiting for the time to sow the seeds of anarchism, and I really don't plan on going into to much detail on my love life anymore. It's kind of disrespectful to the other people involved.
Aug 9th, 2005, 11:45 AM
sort of, you fucking proselytizer. >:
Aug 9th, 2005, 11:47 AM
Wow. Just... wow. You know, you're right. It is disrespectful. That never occured to me. I'm pretty sure it's never occured to anyone ever before, and you just go and realize it. Holy shit.
Listen, when you realized it, was it, like, a moment of enlightenment, like Buhda achieving enlightenment, or did you just come to it slowly over a series of really long days like when Proust wrote his entire works?
On another front, how do you get an erection if she's not interested in politics?
Aug 9th, 2005, 04:47 PM
A sprightly jaunt into the subject of fencing usually lifts it off his bag a bit. It's very phallic, you know, which fits perfectly with his desire to be anally hammered into oblivion by a meth-crazed Johnny Depp look-alike with a speech impediment.
Aug 10th, 2005, 05:20 PM
Un and own-ny, you seksfy biff!! I nill pummul yo' sfpinkner!! >: >: >:
Aug 11th, 2005, 12:11 AM
Can someone show me the quote oao said about clove cigarettes? It just sounds too good to be true...
Aug 11th, 2005, 01:32 PM
here ya go, sugar tits.
Aug 11th, 2005, 02:14 PM
Glow, it's looks like your baby is saying "That OAO, I don't know wether to laugh or cry."
Aug 11th, 2005, 06:41 PM
Aug 12th, 2005, 10:42 AM
I am so sorry, that kid is one cute friggin' baby.
Aug 12th, 2005, 01:54 PM
this thread hasn't turned out as you expected :eek
cub says something along the lines of 'thanks for the compliment, mister.' at least that's how i'm going to interpret it for him.
Aug 12th, 2005, 03:51 PM
I like frogs. :)
Aug 31st, 2005, 05:04 PM
I was most pleased to make the acquaintance of your GF. One thing lead to another and it was decided that we might, just might, enjoy rubbing legs together (TMI?). Unfortunately, that was contingent on whether that would be OK with your SO and K. She shall be contacting you soon to discuss. BYOSO! hahahahahaha ... anyway ... serisously, WTF? :/
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