When it comes to size and weight...

[Xenogil]

What do you find attractive?

[maggiekarp]

I like big hairy pirate men.

[maggiekarp]

Or skinny shaven regular men.

Who I love becomes attractive :/

[DeadKennedys]

I like women that have some meat on them, like those greek statues you see. Not chubby, but not twiggy

[HickMan]

I'm dating a Greek girl :eek

[sadie]

i'm going to greece.

[kellychaos]

For real?

[fungusamongus]

i've been in greece

edit: that doesn't sound right

[kellychaos]

I like big buts and I cannot lie.

[Rongi]

i bet some guy is going to say "i dont care about looks i love people for who they are" but it turns out he's as shallow as any of you jerks

[MetalMilitia]

any hole's a goal!

[kellychaos]

you took the time to type that :themoreyouknow

[Helm]

I like 'em quiet.

[Dole]

I like my women like like I like my snare drums - taut skin, easily accessible lugs, and will fit neatly inside a 15" plastic case.

[sadie]

when i was a teenager (centuries ago), i was very shallow.

i appraised myself based on others' evaluations, or (mostly) what i thought comprised their evaluations. i was a bit stuck-up, wouldn't leave the house without my makeup and hair perfectly in place. everything i did, everyone i met was filtered through my version of my friends' eyes.

there was this one guy i went to church with. his mom made him go. (my mom would've if i'd resisted, but i didn't 'cause i wanted her approval.) he was different from any guy i'd ever really liked. i was in ninth grade; he was in eleventh--at different schools. he was into cars and smoking pot and benny hill and lynyrd skynyrd. i was into pop music and being on the yearbook staff and cheerleading.

i rememember trying to figure out what my friends would think and say about him. it wasn't until one of them joined me on a church hayride that i really started to like him. she told me she thought he was cute, and it was like the marshmallow was engulfed in the flame: yah! he is, isn't he? then i was all confident, and i truly did dig him.

(unfortunately, he was killed within a few months time, and i ended up immortalizing him, crying all the time and writing sappy poetry, listening to "hotel california" and "lynyrd skynyrd's greatest hits" constantly. i can still bring his image to mind in an instant.)

i found the elevator button when i was about eighteen. i fell for this guy who was the guitar player in my first rock band. he was about 27. my parents were all against me playing in rock and roll, of course, (they'd still much rather me do the gospel circuit.) and they certainly wouldn't approve of these much-older people's habits.

but i fell in love. i remember looking at him, and seeing him as others would. my friends, for example, i knew wouldn't be able to see past his cheap clothing and extra layers of fat or even his living in cracktown.

i decided immediately that it just didn't matter. i didn't care what anyone thought; i saw the him that he really was, down past all the trivial bullshit. i had to search out my own truths.

(of course, my whole world exploded when he left me on my knees begging him not to. at least i got a good start to a song out of that skewed vision of myself i saw in the mirrored hall when the door slammed.)

it's a lot easier in life, i think, to be jointly guided by your physical senses and your need for approval from others. overall, you don't have to deal with as much shit from other people when you're just floating downstream in concert.

but it seems to me once you see past that, it's like stepping out of the cave into the sun's rays.

you can't go back and squat on the wall again, psyche yourself into believing the fire down below is a suitable replica.

or at least i can't. and i'm glad for that.

[Copywritten]

see..? death can be funny!



I'm just kidding, Thats a pretty sad story (i only read 1/3 of it btw)

I like my girls normal, and taller then my shoulder,

[kellychaos]

I find you a massive turd.

P.S. i prefer my shit in small bites. :fearfactor

[Copywritten]

>: your the the turd.

[King Hadas]

What are you whispering for nancy boy, you afraid of Kellychaos or something?

HAHA, Pussywritten, pussywritten ran way from some kittens :lol :lol :lol

[maggiekarp]

We shall never know who the real turd is :(

[sadie]

i'm partial to millimeters and ounces, myself.

[ziggytrix]

i like ladies stacked, and that's a fact.

[Copywritten]

"I dress in black, and its a fact. I don't give a god damn at all."

[Esuohlim]

I'm attracted to dorky girls :(

[kellychaos]

i'm partial to millimeters and ounces, myself.

That way, they seem bigger. ;)

P.S. I find you very cosmopolitan.

[Supercooldude]

I like girls with big clavicles. Having small clavicles is a sure way to get rejected by me.

[sadie]

you are stupid.

[Helm]

nice and quiet and not struggling too much.

[Supercooldude]

Up yours sadie! You probably have tiny clavicles.

[sadie]

i have no idea. you're still stupid.

[Supercooldude]

Want me to give you a magnifying glass so you can find your microsized clavicles?

[Helm]

I'd like a magnifying glass, thank you.

[sadie]

hey, that was mine! >:

[Sethomas]

He has one because he needs it to masturbate! :obvious

[PILLOWFIGHT]

clavicles are collar bones or so ive been told!

[sadie]

dictionary.com!

[xbxDaniel]

clav·i·cle Audio pronunciation of "clavicle" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (klv-kl)
n.

1. Either of two slender bones in humans that extend from the manubrium of the sternum to the acromion of the scapula. Also called collarbone.
2. One of the bones of the pectoral girdle in many vertebrates.


I like my significant other to be about five feet, 5-9 inches, and as long as their not morbidly obese the width doesn't matter. Yeah, and the clavicle has to be normal I guess.

[Seven Force]

I wouldn't like my better half morbidly obese either. The last thing I want is her dying before me.

And on that note, she also has to be a non-smoker.

[New Noise]

I tend to like thin or average sized girls with a good looking face. As far as breast and butt size, I don't even think about that too much.

[kellychaos]

Meet the New Noise ... same as the Old Noise.

Won't get fooled again!! >:

[grodenbarg]

I don't care their size. :love

[Rosenstern]

Groden, you're new, so I'll be blunt. Do not bump up a thread if it's been dead for months already, especially if you have nothing good to say on the subject. Good day.

[sadie]

i'm thinking i'd like you a whole lot better if you really were dead in a box.