Brushing with Royalty

[Zhukov]

Last week at the bus stop a toothless bogan proudly announced that he had 'rooted princess mary up the bum when she was seventeen' and that she really enjoyed it. He said she was a slut, and if he sold his story to the papers her 'career' would be over.

I know our queen visits ordinary people everyday in the UK, so has anyone else had any worthy encounters with royalty?

[Bell E. Laffs]

I once had prince albert in a can.

[Marc Summers]

hahahahahahahahaha










NO

[Dole]

I done Princess Di up the wrong un. She was gakked off her tits.

[Archduke Tips]

When my robot army takes over the world, all royalty will be penetrated and then incinerated.

[Command Prompt]

This thread is the feces thats created when sadness eats too much stupidity.